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Or, we could go the abstract New Yorker approach when trying to caption this.

 

Orton: "I wish I was taller."

 

Ric Flair: "I can't find my receipt, my place's a stye."

 

Triple H: "My wife is a slut."

Guest CronoT
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Orton (thinking): "Man, I hope nobody's writing a insensitive photo caption about me right now."

:lol:

Best. Caption. Ever.

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Randy Orton *thinking*: How does he get the crowd to boo him like that?

HHH *thinking*: God something smells...

Ric Flair: WOO! *thinking* I hope no one smelled that.

Posted
Or, we could go the abstract New Yorker approach when trying to caption this.

 

Orton: "I wish I was taller."

 

Ric Flair: "I can't find my receipt, my place's a stye."

 

Triple H: "My wife is a slut."

Got to lovvve the Sein...

 

(I actually just saw a commercial for that episode today. It's on Wednesday at 8 PM, on TBS.)

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HHH: That's a mighty big dick I see.

 

Orton: Holy Shit!

 

Flair: WHOO!

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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HHH: Hey Randy-uh, do you think Ric is drunk-uh?

Orton: Let me splink...I mean think...

Flair: WOOOO! WOOOO! WOOOO!

Orton: Yep.

HHH: Wait....where's Batist-UH?

Orton: He's......under Flairs Robe. STOP THAT DAVE!

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An awkward silence falls upon HHH and Randy Orton as they both realise that the ageing Ric Flair has fallen asleep on the job and is having that dream again.

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FLAIR: WOOOO! HAPPY HOUR BABY! WOOOOO!

HHH: *muttering* later Ric, not now

FLAIR: WOOOOO! SOMEBODY BRING ME A COCKTAIL! WOOOO! MEAAAAN GEENNE!

ORTON: I'm just so happy to be here, I think the show is goin very well.

 

 

Yeah, I had nothing...nothing at all.

Guest Anglesault
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Flair:

 

::Looks behind him, sees Orton and HHH::

 

WOOOO boy, has my career gone to hell or what?

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Ric: WHOOO!! THIS IS...THE NAY-CHA BOOAY..HERE ON COL' PEE-ZUH!!! WHOOO!!

 

HHH: Damnit, Ric, we're in a police lineup. Remember? We were doing that heel beatdown and SOME ONE misunderstood the "Legend Killer" gimmick.

 

Orton: I thought they were safety scissors!!

 

Ric: Oh yeah--WHOOO!! This is the big one! I'm comin' ta join ya', Double-Ay!

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...you guys wanna get high?

 

OR...

 

Unable to restrain himself any longer, Ric Flair showed the world his puffer fish impression while Triple H and Randy Orton tried to decide which one wore the pants in the relationship.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Alex Trabek: For $500, who can do the best impression of Ric Flair?

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted

Police Officer: Ok, now will you all spread your cheeks and lift your sacks?

 

Flair: WOOO! WOOO! WOOOO!

 

:throwup:

Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
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Orton: Hey, Hunter, he's doing the impression of you kissing Mcmahon's ass again...

HHH: Just ignore him and he'll stop.

Flair: smooch,smooch

 

Very impressed. :)

Guest JumpinJackFlash
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The many different kinds of YJStinger:

 

HHH with just plain YJStinger

Randy Orton with YJStinger and Ritalin

Ric Flair with YJStinger and Crack

 

Ric Flair: Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! Champ! Champ! Champ! Wooo! Champ! Wooo! Wooo! Alright!

 

HHH:Chill out Ric, you may have had too much of that YJStinger. Stop going crazy. You might scare away the viewers to prevent me from having the highest-rated segment on RAW.

 

Orton: Batista with a suplex. Batista with a powerbomb. Batista with a spinebuster.

Batista with a suplex. Batista with a powerbomb. Batista with a spinebuster. Batista with a suplex. Batista with a powerbomb. Batista with a spinebuster.

 

HHH:(snaps fingers in front of Orton) Randy? Are you there? Yoo-hoo!

 

Ric Flair: Yoo-Woooo! Yoo-Woooo! Yoo-Wooo! Yoo-Wooo!

 

HHH: Shut up Ric! Orton, speak to me! Are you still around?

 

Orton: Must cocentrate. CON-CEN-TRATE! CON-CEN-TRATE! CON-CEN-TRATE!

 

HHH: I'm the only sane one here. This sucks! (Stares angrily at Batista doing the same three moves)

 

Orton: Batista with a suplex. Batista with a powerbomb. Batista with a spinebuster.

 

Ric Flair: Woo! All you people out there in TV Land buy my new book, How to be the Man.....HHH! Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! Wooo!

Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
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How many different sections was that?

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