Bring Back Charlie Ward isn't enough.

[dutchse.cx 0]

Rate me. I need attention.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Who are you?

[Adam 0]

OMG BLASPHEMY~! You don't know Dutch???????? HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW DUTCH?

 

 

OK, I'm over it. Rate me. Give it your best shot.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Rate me too. I can't honestly be that bad, right?

[IllustriousOne 0]

Kotz's sig?

 

You're welcome.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Can incandenza's dick fill this many mouths?

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Thesmartmarks may never know.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Yeah, I'm not grading people who ask to be graded themselves.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Grade Anglesault.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Some more suggestions for your gradebook:

 

MarioLogan

 

Kinetic

 

Incanetic

[dutchse.cx 0]

But I want some motherfuckin' attention over here!

[EL BRUJ0 0]

^*attentionwhore*

 

The Flying Dutchman

 

To attempt to describe the 0wnage that is the Dutchman, is like looking at the face of god; mere mortals will go insane from the experience. But unlike god, The Flying Dutchman is very real. While the ghostly spirit of a pirate with a "Deep One" for a penis may seem like a myth, on a night were the sea air breezes in and washes over your skin with salty sensations, you too may come to know the man from Dutch.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Grade some Classics Inc:

 

Xkiller (Don't remember if you were around for him)

DJ Jeff

Eagan

SmarkZone

Zacalax

[Nighthawk 0]

Yeah, I'm not grading people who ask to be graded themselves.

Fools. Once again I have been thwarted by everyone trying to be like me. This board sickens me.

[Guest Leatherface]

Rate IDRM.

[Guest Sigmund Freud]

Ah, the "0wnage" of others. Is there any more obvious attempt to bring the spotlight on oneself? By lining up those less fortunate than yourself to be criticised, you are merely making a vain attempt to make others view yourself more favourably. It's like going out to woo the oppisite sex with an ugly friend in order to make yourself look more attractive.

 

Also, rate JudasSault. That bastard fucked my mother.

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

Can incandenza's dick fill this many mouths?

Don't know, but damnit if they are not trying their hardest to find out.

[Nighthawk 0]

Is there anything that could happen on a message board that's better than having someone else talk about you? Of course not.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Really, isn't that the point of message boards? To gossip about each other?

[treble 0]

I wonder if he's thinking about me right now.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*looks silently at Treble Charged*

 

treble charged, I know you can hear what I'm thinking... Meow, meow, meow, meow...meow, meow, meow, meow...meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

[justsoyouknow 0]

*looks silently at Treble Charged*

 

treble charged, I know you can hear what I'm thinking... Meow, meow, meow, meow...meow, meow, meow, meow...meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

1) FrigidSoul: Possibly psychotic (lots of talk about meds and mental wards and the like) and has a disturbing obsession with an underage girl in Canada. Makes me concerned for the well being of those around him, but, since I don't know those people AND he might hunt me down and kill me in my sleep, I shan't grade him too harshly. He gets a C+, with plenty of room for improvement.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

JSYK obviously doesn't watch the Simpsons

[justsoyouknow 0]

I watch very little TV.

 

Oh, here's some exciting and fast-paced FrigidSoul posts for you all that I found HIGH-LARIOUS.

 

I actually did think Blanch from the Golden Girls was hot when I was like 5...other childhood crushes include Jennifer Love Hewitt when she was on Kids Incorporated, but it was mainly due to being able to see her nipples through her spandex attire...oh, and of course Stephanie McMahon as the secret is now out that I fawn over her. I still remember looking at her all dreamy eyed as she wore Rockers' T-shirts, Hulk Hogan visors, and Ultimate Warrior arm things with frillies all dangling off and the White T-shirt with his face paint image on it.

 

AND!

 

Jenny McCarthy has herpes and often dates men almost 20 years older than her. I think she lacked a father figure while growing up.

Personally I always found her too damn annoying to want a piece of...I'd probably be too busy trying to withstand smacking the shit out of her to get horny.

Carmen Electra was always eye-candy until you find out she fucked that dude from Cypris Hill, Dennis Rodman, and now Dave Nivarro. I swear she's doing her damndest to contract a lethal STD or combine all the ones in exstance to become some sexy biological weapon. Only time will tell, because as we know it can't be achieved without a visit to Tommy Lee

 

RANDOM~! OFF THE WALL~! TYPICAL FRIGID SOUL POST~!

[Nighthawk 0]

And here's a random, off the wall, typical JSYK post:

 

 

 

I watch very little TV.

 

Oh, here's some exciting and fast-paced FrigidSoul posts for you all that I found HIGH-LARIOUS.

 

I actually did think Blanch from the Golden Girls was hot when I was like 5...other childhood crushes include Jennifer Love Hewitt when she was on Kids Incorporated, but it was mainly due to being able to see her nipples through her spandex attire...oh, and of course Stephanie McMahon as the secret is now out that I fawn over her. I still remember looking at her all dreamy eyed as she wore Rockers' T-shirts, Hulk Hogan visors, and Ultimate Warrior arm things with frillies all dangling off and the White T-shirt with his face paint image on it.

 

AND!

 

Jenny McCarthy has herpes and often dates men almost 20 years older than her. I think she lacked a father figure while growing up.

Personally I always found her too damn annoying to want a piece of...I'd probably be too busy trying to withstand smacking the shit out of her to get horny.

Carmen Electra was always eye-candy until you find out she fucked that dude from Cypris Hill, Dennis Rodman, and now Dave Nivarro. I swear she's doing her damndest to contract a lethal STD or combine all the ones in exstance to become some sexy biological weapon. Only time will tell, because as we know it can't be achieved without a visit to Tommy Lee

 

RANDOM~! OFF THE WALL~! TYPICAL FRIGID SOUL POST~!

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Is it just me, or is JSYK coming off extremely ghey (not that there's anything wrong with that) in this thread?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Is it just me, or is JSYK coming off extremely ghey (not that there's anything wrong with that) in this thread?

Its not just this thread. He makes it a point to follow me about in most threads and point out in not-so-subtle ways without actually saying it that he dislikes me.

 

I think he just needs a hug

[justsoyouknow 0]

No, I don't dislike you, Frigid. I'm just incredibly bored, and those posts legit entertained me, so I felt like sharing them. And hugs are for fags.

[Ripper 0]

I was just watching that Sean Paul video, I'm still in love with you, and the way that girl could twerk her body and that amazing ass was incredible.

 

Does that have anything to do with this thread? Well...no.

 

But is it a lot more interesting and alot less ghey?...yes.

[NYU 0]

I was just watching that Sean Paul video, I'm still in love with you, and the way that girl could twerk her body and that amazing ass was incredible. 

 

Does that have anything to do with this thread?  Well...no. 

 

But is it a lot more interesting and alot less ghey?...yes.

You have a problem with things being ghey?!

 

You.....you......GHEY-IST~!~!