A thread in which I rip off Squirtle

[Youth N Asia 0]

Grade my ass

Turn around first.

lemme shave it first

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Not in the U.S. They changed the grade needed to pass up to 70. My little brother who goes to elementary school here in Mass and my little cousin who goes to school in Virgina both have stated 70 is now the passing grade.

Florida isn't the United States I guess, cause worse passing grae is a 60 (D-)

 

In Virginia, 70 is the worst you can do without failing, which is complete bullshit.

[Nevermortal 0]

The passing grade at my high school (La Salle Academy, Providence, RI) was 65.

[Nighthawk 0]

dynamite1980 - Posts mostly about wrestling from what I can tell, of which I am a casual observer. I have noticed him from time to time, however. Seems like a decent enough guy. Two of the times I noticed him, he was posting pictures of cartoon characters, something which irritates me easily, but they were appropriate enough that it didn't, so that's good. Summary: I guy I noticed only a handful of times, but walked a fine line and came out on top. Grade: C

 

NY Untouchable - In a recent thread about a riddle, came up with one the most ridiculous responses I could imagine (about someone's nickname being 'Golden Gate') It struck me as hilarious, but I don't know if that's good or bad. Ripped on DeathFromAbove pretty well recently, I always admire that. He's just starting to enter my radar, and was funny more than once. Summary: New (to me, I don't know how long he's actually been here) guy who shows promise. Grade: C+, maybe a B-

 

Nevermortal - Recently got a quote in my sig, which I haven't done in a long time. His reformation thing was good. He's good in the music folder. I've always found him entertaining, actually. There's a couple people similar to him, but he's managed to work out his own style. I have nothing bad to say. Summary: Top tier poster. Grade: A

 

FrozenBlockofPiss - Pretty funny, if not always terribly original. Solidly fits into the "TSM Funny Guy" mold, but his quirky bizarro style (evidenced by his charming cats, among other things) allows him to stand out. A while back, Banky, Prince Paul and myself were sort of associated, and Piss seemed to have taken my place. Being an upgraded version of me is always good. Summary: Good poster all around. He made me a custom cat picture which would bump his grade up to A+, but I occasionally confuse him with The Czech Republic, so I'll have to only give him Grade: A

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Not in the U.S. They changed the grade needed to pass up to 70. My little brother who goes to elementary school here in Mass and my little cousin who goes to school in Virgina both have stated 70 is now the passing grade.

Florida isn't the United States I guess, cause worse passing grae is a 60 (D-)

 

In Virginia, 70 is the worst you can do without failing, which is complete bullshit.

Evidently the national government needs to step in on education. If we all have different bars set that obviously some states are going to produce nothing but dumb drones while others produce braniacs.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Banky = is infalliable A+

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Rate yo'self.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Rate yo'self.

....I did.

[Nevermortal 0]

Rate yo'self.

....I did.

DAYUM

[Guest]

I got B+ in the first thread. Now let's see in this one. Please grade me.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I got B+ in the first thread. Now let's see in this one. Please grade me.

This guy got a B+ and I get a D+? Something does not add up. I call for a recount.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Rate yo'self.

....I did.

Not you. Him.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Rate yo'self.

....I did.

Not you. Him.

Me?

[Guest]

I got B+ in the first thread.  Now let's see in this one.  Please grade me.

This guy got a B+ and I get a D+? Something does not add up. I call for a recount.

Am I supposed to take message boarding seriously? If I did I would get a D+ just like yourself. Blow me.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Rate yo'self.

....I did.

Not you. Him.

Me?

No, no. Him

[Nevermortal 0]

Rate yo'self.

....I did.

Not you. Him.

Me?

No, no. Him

The other him.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I got B+ in the first thread.  Now let's see in this one.  Please grade me.

This guy got a B+ and I get a D+? Something does not add up. I call for a recount.

Am I supposed to take message boarding seriously? If I did I would get a D+ just like yourself. Blow me.

Stop telling everyone to blow you. Jesus, man.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Rate yo'self.

....I did.

Not you. Him.

Me?

No, no. Him

The other him.

Yeah, him.

[Nighthawk 0]

Vitamin X - Now, I don't remember exactly, but I think Vitamin X and I exchanged a couple PMs a while ago about the existence of good and evil. It was interesting. However, I'm not sure if it was actually him or somebody else, which shows he hasn't done much to garner my attention since. I did a search for his posts and they were almost all in the oaoast. That's bad. So Summary: This is a guy who can hold a decent conversation but chooses not to. Grade: C+, unless if wasn't him I talked to before, in which case I'll have to give him a D.

 

CWM - CWM wanted a good dissection, so this will be a special, extra negative grading. He has been perhaps best known for his terrible grammar and spelling, and his former tendency to multipost, which is probably not the best thing to build your name on. Had a laughably stereotypical occupation. He will sometimes post something which doesn't go over well, and then try to claim that he didn't really mean it. The thought of him as a father is frankly frightening. Has said that he tried heroin and didn't like it. Is a drug dealer. Has lorded credit for the famous gnome pranks, when it was in fact Kinetic's idea. Has tried and failed several times to start his own message board (he made me a mod at one of them without knowledge, assuming I would be interested). Did not invite me to his next failed board. Is autistic and brings it up frequently, often calling himself retarded. Calls Angleplex a friend, yet belittles and mocks him constantly. Likes to call people on message boards by their first name, sometimes getting it wrong. Summary: If I had to pick one person to be TSM personified, it would be Anglesault. But after that, CWM. In spite of all that, he's a good guy. He knows we're cool. Grade: B

 

Dutch - Dutch seems to be built among all the boards in this circle, most of which I don't go to. So I don't know him as well as I could. He wanted to be graded by Squirtle too much. Used to have a not very funny comic strip in his sig. Hosted some pictures I made for UGS once, that was good. Dutch to me is a guy from another board, easily the most well known poster I know practically nothing about. But he really wanted to be graded, and I don't want to let him down, so I'll just call him an asshole. You suck, Dutch. Summary: Pirate ghost. Grade: D

 

Dids - If you haven't seen Dids picture in Kinetic's thread about getting laid, you owe it to yourself. He looks awesome. A fat white guy in pimp gear never gets old. Seems like Dids is a new arrival, I haven't ever noticed him before, but maybe his picture made me start to keep an eye out. He seems alright, just not loose enough, which nobody is when they first start here. Dids has a good enough head on his shoulders, he's just too structured when he makes fun of somebody. Same thing as Jingus used to do, and what was that other guy's name? ... fk teale Summary: Fat white pimp. Grade: B-

[Guest]

I got B+ in the first thread.  Now let's see in this one.  Please grade me.

This guy got a B+ and I get a D+? Something does not add up. I call for a recount.

Am I supposed to take message boarding seriously? If I did I would get a D+ just like yourself. Blow me.

Stop telling everyone to blow you. Jesus, man.

Ok, then lick my ass.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I got B+ in the first thread.  Now let's see in this one.  Please grade me.

This guy got a B+ and I get a D+? Something does not add up. I call for a recount.

Am I supposed to take message boarding seriously? If I did I would get a D+ just like yourself. Blow me.

Stop telling everyone to blow you. Jesus, man.

Ok, then lick my ass.

Tell him to pump your gas next.

[Nighthawk 0]

Rate Mole. And CWM.

Sorry matey, I only rate somebody who asks to be rated themselves. I have to maintain some distinction between this and the other thread. You got your wish with CWM, but Mole will have to ask himself. I will rate myself, however. Because I asked myself to.

[Guest]

I got B+ in the first thread.  Now let's see in this one.  Please grade me.

This guy got a B+ and I get a D+? Something does not add up. I call for a recount.

Am I supposed to take message boarding seriously? If I did I would get a D+ just like yourself. Blow me.

Stop telling everyone to blow you. Jesus, man.

Ok, then lick my ass.

Tell him to pump your gas next.

That was not funny.

[Sandman9000 0]

Rate Mole.  And CWM.

Sorry matey, I only rate somebody who asks to be rated themselves. I have to maintain some distinction between this and the other thread. You got your wish with CWM, but Mole will have to ask himself. I will rate myself, however. Because I asked myself to.

While you're at it, gimme an F.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Rate Mole.  And CWM.

Sorry matey, I only rate somebody who asks to be rated themselves. I have to maintain some distinction between this and the other thread. You got your wish with CWM, but Mole will have to ask himself. I will rate myself, however. Because I asked myself to.

While you're at it, gimme an F.

You recieve a D- for the red X avatar, but a B+ for being entertaining.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Rate yo'self.

....I did.

Not you. Him.

Me?

No, no. Him

The other him.

Yeah, him.

Ooo! Ooo! Let's make another big quote thingy like in that other thread...Where it got to hallucination levels...

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Rate yo'self.

....I did.

Not you. Him.

Me?

No, no. Him

The other him.

Yeah, him.

Ooo! Ooo! Let's make another big quote thingy like in that other thread...Where it got to hallucination levels...

Stop that. Back on topic I get an A- for being too sexy for this board. I subtracted because I still post here.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Vitamin X - Now, I don't remember exactly, but I think Vitamin X and I exchanged a couple PMs a while ago about the existence of good and evil. It was interesting. However, I'm not sure if it was actually him or somebody else, which shows he hasn't done much to garner my attention since. I did a search for his posts and they were almost all in the oaoast. That's bad. So Summary: This is a guy who can hold a decent conversation but chooses not to. Grade: C+, unless if wasn't him I talked to before, in which case I'll have to give him a D.

I actually took a 7-month break from TSM since like last August, so that would explain why I haven't done much to deserve attention. And yes I do remember that PM exchange about the existence of good and evil, or something regarding religion and existence. Something like that. I'm really quite shocked most of my posts are in OAOAST, it probably had to be a postwhoring thread if anything.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM - CWM wanted a good dissection, so this will be a special, extra negative grading. He has been perhaps best known for his terrible grammar and spelling, and his former tendency to multipost, which is probably not the best thing to build your name on. Had a laughably stereotypical occupation. He will sometimes post something which doesn't go over well, and then try to claim that he didn't really mean it. The thought of him as a father is frankly frightening. Has said that he tried heroin and didn't like it. Is a drug dealer. Has lorded credit for the famous gnome pranks, when it was in fact Kinetic's idea. Has tried and failed several times to start his own message board (he made me a mod at one of them without knowledge, assuming I would be interested). Did not invite me to his next failed board. Is autistic and brings it up frequently, often calling himself retarded. Calls Angleplex a friend, yet belittles and mocks him constantly. Likes to call people on message boards by their first name, sometimes getting it wrong. Summary: If I had to pick one person to be TSM personified, it would be Anglesault. But after that, CWM. In spite of all that, he's a good guy. He knows we're cool. Grade: B

 

 

Indeed. I'd agree with everything but the board stuff. You know you were more than welcome at The Cyber Sluts. And If I recall you and Banky were the ones bothering me for mod spots at the original UGS. But I could be wrong. I am retarded.

[snuffbox 0]

The fuck's up with the e-circlejerks here?