Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Any of you motherbitches fans of the greatest goddamn alcohol like, ever? Yeah, Jagermeister. Served colder than death and tastes like cough syrup on steroids. It's my drink of choice, and god dammit, it should be yours too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Is it beer, or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 I still have a Yellow Banana once in a while. Jager + Tequila = Great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Is it beer, or what? Pfah. It's a carmel brown herbal liquer concoction of herbs, fruits, and spices made in Germany. Comes in a green medicine style bottle. I take it straight up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 1, 2004 < Has a Jagermeister keychain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 < Wants a Jagermeister cockring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 < Has a Jagermeister keychain. Anglesault's representing. I wanted to get a Jagermeister skull cap but all they had were ball caps. My hair refuses to stay under a ball cap, it puffs out the side and I look like a douche. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 1, 2004 I remember only good times when I had my fake ID were with Jagermeister. I was at my favorite sports bar back in LA and there was this drunkard next to me who happened to be a Packers fan and we started talking Green & Gold. He bought me a round of shots of Jager for talking to his drunk ass or somethin, I guess. Good times with Jager. But they really need to improve that tour of theirs this year... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 It's delicious, and incredibly smooth. Put it in the freezer, pour a nice big double-shot, and gulp. Repeat. You're set. As long as you like licorice, no chaser necessary. Ever. And the bottle is beastly and solid, too. If I were ever in a barfight, I think that's what I'd like to be swinging. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Jager is the best non-beer drink out there. No doubt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 So do you fanboy alcoholics take it in test tubes or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 I don't drink it because it's popular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 I liked its earlier stuff better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 1, 2004 How can so many people enjoy being alcoholics? (hides the fact I drink occasionally and am under 21) It will only create problems if you drink too much. Find God before it's too late! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 How can so many people enjoy being alcoholics? (hides the fact I drink occasionally and am under 21) It will only create problems if you drink too much. Find God before it's too late! Drinking helps people like you get laid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 1, 2004 How can so many people enjoy being alcoholics? (hides the fact I drink occasionally and am under 21) It will only create problems if you drink too much. Find God before it's too late! Drinking helps people like you get laid. I'd rather not if it's some ugly fat chick. (yes, I am picky) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 1, 2004 But they really need to improve that tour of theirs this year... It was good last fall. Slayer, Arch Enemy, and Hatebreed. Those are some heavy metal good times there. I happen to sport a black Jager sock cap when weather permits. I stay away from drinking these days, but I definitely support its consumption. There's no surer way to puke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Any of you motherbitches fans of the greatest goddamn alcohol like, ever? Yeah, Jagermeister. Served colder than death and tastes like cough syrup on steroids. It's my drink of choice, and god dammit, it should be yours too. I've never said this before.....and I can't guarantee I'd ever say it again, but......Nevermortal.....your a very smart man..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Jager is my second favorite alcohol (after Gin). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sagrada3099 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 3rd Favorite for me, right behind Dewars White Label and Maker's Mark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 1, 2004 I used to trip out on that fuckin' deer with the cross between its antlers, until I realized why it's there. This is what they drink in heaven. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Fuck the fruity shit. Give me some Foster's, Stella's and some JD and I'm having a party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Fuck the fruity shit. Give me some Foster's, Stella's and some JD and I'm having a party. Jager is far from fruity. It'll put hair on your chest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 1, 2004 It's also only 70 proof. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 It's also only 70 proof. But its a great 70 proof.....you know it Agent. You know it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Not so much any more. I'm pretty bored with alcohol, and have a small history of almost asphyxiating on my own vomit. It's definitely a different kind of drunk, though. Mixes well with root beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Caboose, foster's is piss. XXXX is a moitghy refreshin' wan, mate. Jager is sound. I prefer Absinthe though don't drink either to a large degree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 I'm straight-edge apart from the occasional Jager, Absinthe or Cuevo, so this shits cool by me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 It's all about the Wild Turkey rum. Twice the alcohol as Jager, and twice the man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 1, 2004 3rd Favorite for me, right behind Dewars White Label and Maker's Mark. Whoa- a Co Flow fan on here. Dope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
