Nevermortal Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Any of you motherbitches fans of the greatest goddamn alcohol like, ever? Yeah, Jagermeister. Served colder than death and tastes like cough syrup on steroids. It's my drink of choice, and god dammit, it should be yours too.
{''({o..o})''} Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 I still have a Yellow Banana once in a while. Jager + Tequila = Great.
Nevermortal Posted April 1, 2004 Author Report Posted April 1, 2004 Is it beer, or what? Pfah. It's a carmel brown herbal liquer concoction of herbs, fruits, and spices made in Germany. Comes in a green medicine style bottle. I take it straight up.
Nevermortal Posted April 1, 2004 Author Report Posted April 1, 2004 < Has a Jagermeister keychain. Anglesault's representing. I wanted to get a Jagermeister skull cap but all they had were ball caps. My hair refuses to stay under a ball cap, it puffs out the side and I look like a douche.
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 I remember only good times when I had my fake ID were with Jagermeister. I was at my favorite sports bar back in LA and there was this drunkard next to me who happened to be a Packers fan and we started talking Green & Gold. He bought me a round of shots of Jager for talking to his drunk ass or somethin, I guess. Good times with Jager. But they really need to improve that tour of theirs this year...
Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 It's delicious, and incredibly smooth. Put it in the freezer, pour a nice big double-shot, and gulp. Repeat. You're set. As long as you like licorice, no chaser necessary. Ever. And the bottle is beastly and solid, too. If I were ever in a barfight, I think that's what I'd like to be swinging.
Guest HungryJack Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Jager is the best non-beer drink out there. No doubt.
razazteca Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 So do you fanboy alcoholics take it in test tubes or what?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 How can so many people enjoy being alcoholics? (hides the fact I drink occasionally and am under 21) It will only create problems if you drink too much. Find God before it's too late!
justsoyouknow Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 How can so many people enjoy being alcoholics? (hides the fact I drink occasionally and am under 21) It will only create problems if you drink too much. Find God before it's too late! Drinking helps people like you get laid.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 How can so many people enjoy being alcoholics? (hides the fact I drink occasionally and am under 21) It will only create problems if you drink too much. Find God before it's too late! Drinking helps people like you get laid. I'd rather not if it's some ugly fat chick. (yes, I am picky)
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 But they really need to improve that tour of theirs this year... It was good last fall. Slayer, Arch Enemy, and Hatebreed. Those are some heavy metal good times there. I happen to sport a black Jager sock cap when weather permits. I stay away from drinking these days, but I definitely support its consumption. There's no surer way to puke.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Any of you motherbitches fans of the greatest goddamn alcohol like, ever? Yeah, Jagermeister. Served colder than death and tastes like cough syrup on steroids. It's my drink of choice, and god dammit, it should be yours too. I've never said this before.....and I can't guarantee I'd ever say it again, but......Nevermortal.....your a very smart man.....
Guest Dids Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Jager is my second favorite alcohol (after Gin).
Guest Sagrada3099 Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 3rd Favorite for me, right behind Dewars White Label and Maker's Mark.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 I used to trip out on that fuckin' deer with the cross between its antlers, until I realized why it's there. This is what they drink in heaven.
caboose Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Fuck the fruity shit. Give me some Foster's, Stella's and some JD and I'm having a party.
Nevermortal Posted April 1, 2004 Author Report Posted April 1, 2004 Fuck the fruity shit. Give me some Foster's, Stella's and some JD and I'm having a party. Jager is far from fruity. It'll put hair on your chest.
Nevermortal Posted April 1, 2004 Author Report Posted April 1, 2004 It's also only 70 proof. But its a great 70 proof.....you know it Agent. You know it.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Not so much any more. I'm pretty bored with alcohol, and have a small history of almost asphyxiating on my own vomit. It's definitely a different kind of drunk, though. Mixes well with root beer.
PLAGIARISM! Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Caboose, foster's is piss. XXXX is a moitghy refreshin' wan, mate. Jager is sound. I prefer Absinthe though don't drink either to a large degree.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 I'm straight-edge apart from the occasional Jager, Absinthe or Cuevo, so this shits cool by me.
Art Sandusky Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 It's all about the Wild Turkey rum. Twice the alcohol as Jager, and twice the man.
Guest Dids Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 3rd Favorite for me, right behind Dewars White Label and Maker's Mark. Whoa- a Co Flow fan on here. Dope.
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