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Posted

Don't know if this was posted, found it on wrestlingexposed.com, which possibly found it from somewhere else, but whatever:

 

Thanks to Marcus Peckham for this report:

 

Earlier this morning Brock Lesnar was a guest on the Fat Harris Radio Show (think Britain's Bubba the Love Sponge). The talk went well starting with pleasantries followed by their discussions of Brock's decision to leave wrestling. From here things got interesting.

 

Fat Harris said that many fans, particularly those of a group called RSPW, had many nasty comments to say about him and Sable. After listening to a few, Brock became irate. He started screaming at Fat Harris about how he gave his life to the fans and how unappreciative they are. Fat Harris defused the situation by admitting he thought some of the comments "may have been over the line."

 

The producer of the show, Lord Hatred, got on the line soon after asking how Sable was. Brock said she was feeling better after her surgery to which Fat Harris said "That's too bad." And again Brock got irate spewing some obscenities in the process. Lord Hatred responded by saying all Brock was good for was his "jig of death" -- a dancing freak, the Kurgan of 2004.

 

Brock was silent for a few seconds where a woman's voice was heard in the background. Fat Harris asked Brock how the American football world was treating him. Brock's only response was a "BLAAAAAAAAH" and a threat to everybody at the radio station followed by his slamming of the phone down. Fat Harris and Lord Hatred continued to play the scream and laughing to themselves. They promised to play the scream whenever they want to intimidate somebody in the future.

 

I found the entire interview hilarious. Brock deserves any crap he gets.

 

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Thanks to Stefan Damian for this report:

 

Brock Lesnar was a guest on the Fat Harris show this evening, when the host started ragging on his and Sable's relationship. He kept quoting a group called "RSPW" (I don't know who the hell these guys are, they sound like dicks). Brock started getting pissed off at this, so Fat Harris tried to calm him down by apologising.

 

Then fat Harris's sidekick (I think he's the producer), Lord Hatred came onto the mic to ask how Sable was feeling, to which Brock answered "She's good after her surgery". Harris then said, quite loudly "That's too bad."

 

This was when Brock lost it, screaming obscenities down the line and telling them he'd kill them. Hatred then started on Brock for the "Jig of Death" (his words), likening him to Kurgan. Brock then stayed silent for ages, before Harris asked him about his American football plans. Brock screamed "BLAAAAAAA" down the phone, and again threatened everyone at the station before he threw the phone down.

 

The entire rest of the show was Harris and Hatred replaying the "BLAAA" and giggling like schoolgirls. I have to say, these guys deserve everything they get from Brock, but maybe he went too far on this one.

 

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Interesting. What a crybaby.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

He'll be back in a couple months.

Guest Trivia247
Posted
Yeah, actually it is an April Fools joke.

 

(For those who don't know, RSPW is a newsgroup - rec.sports.pro-wrestling.)

I certainly hope so. If it was real then it would be just too Good heh.

Posted

If its true, its funny and fucked up at the same time. If I knew any better, I wouldn't piss off a guy twice no three times the size of me. :P

Guest MrFuji'sHat
Posted

When I was on A1wrestling.com this morning the Brock going bananas was on the 1Wrestling headline section. When I clicked it I got nothing on the page which pissed me off at the time because I thought it was some cheap aprils fools ploy to get people to click onto their site. The headline was removed shortly thereafter. It probably was some AF's gag someone people sent in which 1W soon realized and removed from their site. I don't know if that's where wrestlingexposed got it from or not before it was taken off.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted

Brock Lesnar is no longer employed by WWE. Is it so hard to post this in General Wrestling? (Gets a gun to shoot myself) I hope threatening to attempt killing myself won't get me in trouble. (even if it is a joke)

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted
Brock Lesnar is no longer employed by WWE.

Yes he is! It's all a work...remember? ;)

Oh Yeah....when will Vince McMahon jump out of a bush and scream "SWERVE~!" at the top of his lungs.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
Brock Lesnar is no longer employed by WWE. Is it so hard to post this in General Wrestling? (Gets a gun to shoot myself) I hope threatening to attempt killing myself won't get me in trouble. (even if it is a joke)

I hate this.

Posted
Brock Lesnar is no longer employed by WWE.

Yes he is! It's all a work...remember? ;)

Has he signed and NFL contract?

 

Has he put on a Vikings helmet on yet?

 

Then how do you know he isn't?

 

Oh yeah?

 

How can I trust you when you say that?

 

Huh? How can I~!???

 

BLAA! BLAA! *bites you in the neck*

Posted

I hope it's not a joke. "BLAAAA" is a good catchphrase. I can see it now: the t-shirts, the fans carrying signs that say "BLAAAA 3:16" and Tazz yelling "Here comes the BLAAAAAA!" whenever he sees Brock.

Guest Mulatto Heat
Posted
Hatred then started on Brock for the "Jig of Death" (his words), likening him to Kurgan.

I find this to be hilarious.

 

Brock then stayed silent for ages, before Harris asked him about his American football plans. Brock screamed "BLAAAAAAA" down the phone, and again threatened everyone at the station before he threw the phone down.

 

The man has serious anger managment issues with the death threats. I'm remembering "If I see anyone talking to someone on the Internet, I'll kill them".

 

Although, there is one good thing about it. When I go back and watch old Brock matches, every time he does his bug-eyed/mouth-open facial expression, I'll imagine him just shouting "BLAAAAAHHH" to no one in particular. Who the hell says "BLAAAAAHHH" in anger anyway? An insane person?

 

(Providing this is even true, of course)

Guest Nater
Posted
Although, there is one good thing about it. When I go back and watch old Brock matches, every time he does his bug-eyed/mouth-open facial expression, I'll imagine him just shouting "BLAAAAAHHH" to no one in particular. Who the hell says "BLAAAAAHHH" in anger anyway? An insane person?

Goldberg.

Posted
Although, there is one good thing about it. When I go back and watch old Brock matches, every time he does his bug-eyed/mouth-open facial expression, I'll imagine him just shouting "BLAAAAAHHH" to no one in particular. Who the hell says "BLAAAAAHHH" in anger anyway? An insane person?

Goldberg.

Big Show.

Posted
This topic belongs in general wrestling since the cry baby doesn't work for WWE anymore.

But then again, he hasn't worked for any other wrestling company than WWE so, I think it's justified.

 

 

That, and he'll be back in two months :D

Guest Mulatto Heat
Posted
Although, there is one good thing about it. When I go back and watch old Brock matches, every time he does his bug-eyed/mouth-open facial expression, I'll imagine him just shouting "BLAAAAAHHH" to no one in particular. Who the hell says "BLAAAAAHHH" in anger anyway? An insane person?

Goldberg.

Big Show.

I kind of meant outside the ring but I guess I should have clarified.

Posted
I hope it's not a joke. "BLAAAA" is a good catchphrase. I can see it now: the t-shirts, the fans carrying signs that say "BLAAAA 3:16" and Tazz yelling "Here comes the BLAAAAAA!" whenever he sees Brock.

Don't forget about "Bla bla bla blah...blah blah blah blah...hey, hey...goodbye!"

 

Or JR's version, "BLABLABLABLA...BLAH BLAAA!"

Guest Jesse
Posted

Screaming like that for no reason can seriously ruin your career. Just ask John Kerry.

Guest Jesse
Posted
Screaming like that for no reason can seriously ruin your career. Just ask John Kerry.

Howard Dean

Yup.

 

My bad.

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