The Czech Republic Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Maybe you should just stick to Sprite and Coke
justsoyouknow Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Fire + Alcohol = Safe family Fun. JSYK proved that with his drunken fire soccer. He needs to copyright that shit fast. Alas, Extreme Fireball is no more. Apparently when you catch a tree on fire, the fire department comes.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Real Athletes would have played on
Nighthawk Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Maybe you should just stick to Sprite and Coke Just make sure it's the right kind of coke. *wink wink*
MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Fire + Alcohol = Safe family Fun. Ripper - nothing can go wrong there. I should have suggested a Flaming Moe..all you'd need is cough syrup...
Guest Dids Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Fire + Alcohol = Safe family Fun. JSYK proved that with his drunken fire soccer. He needs to copyright that shit fast. Alas, Extreme Fireball is no more. Apparently when you catch a tree on fire, the fire department comes. The problem here isn't the game- it's the playing surface. Blacktop homey, blacktop.
TSA09 Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Just to defend myself for a second. Contrary to what you all think I do party alot. But getting all light beers and shit isn't all that fun. Add hard liquors and some real men. Oh and the whole being HHH and spitting cum after I give head, I assure all of you gentlemen, that real girls swallow and don't waste a drop.
Guest Dids Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Buying alcohol for parites is all about volume and quantity, not quality. Our parties rocked because we had DJs, light machines, and a kick ass promotional machine. We'd turn a profit and only charge the girls to get in. You'd come to our party, and you'd drink our shitty beer because we held that motherfucker down. If you want to have a nice cocktail party- then yeah, you can about quality- but Jaxl ain't no cocktail party throwing motherfucker. That's a man who by the looks of him would tear up some PBR.
Nevermortal Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 You know, I've been thinking, if I had the chance, I'd probably do cocaine. Just saying.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Cocaine costs too much and it only gives you a 10minute speed high. Financially there are much better options to get wrecked from.
Nevermortal Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Cocaine costs too much and it only gives you a 10minute speed high. Financially there are much better options to get wrecked from. But its very chic.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Not anymore, you're thinking of the late 70s
Guest Dids Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 It's back. Sorority girls do it like crazy. Kids are into coke. I haven't done drugs- but I'm starting to realize that given that I drink there's no good reason not to try other stuff once. It's just that they all have such unpleasent looking delivery methods. One of my friends has a pimpish looking hooka- and that's been enough to convince me that I want to take a hit next time it's out.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Cocaine was chic here like 3 years ago...but that was only to get people into crack.
Nevermortal Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Cocaine is fuuuuucking chic. And a Hookah is gay. My friends have a hookah and all they do is puff fruity tasting tobacco out of it. In my opinion, the only thing that should be smoked out of a hookah is OPIUM, god dammit.
Guest Dids Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Cocaine is fuuuuucking chic. And a Hookah is gay. My friends have a hookah and all they do is puff fruity tasting tobacco out of it. In my opinion, the only thing that should be smoked out of a hookah is OPIUM, god dammit. Save a brownie, a hookah is the only face I'm having weed. I don't set shit on fire and suck on it. Seems counterintuitive.
Nighthawk Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 It's not so much that coke is coming back, it's that the late 70s/early 80s is coming back. Besides, crack was always here. I do drugs that are very socially uncool. It's kitsch. Because of who I am, whatever I do becomes cool.
The Czech Republic Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Hookahs are GAY. Apparently last year there was some trend with college students going to hookah bars, where'd they'd puff on the aforementioned fruity tobacco. In an interview, a user said "it's quite pleasant, it's like flavored steam!" "Flavored steam." You dinnermasher.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Just to defend myself for a second. Contrary to what you all think I do party alot. But getting all light beers and shit isn't all that fun. Add hard liquors and some real men. Oh and the whole being HHH and spitting cum after I give head, I assure all of you gentlemen, that real girls swallow and don't waste a drop. Aren't we mighty boastful? Congrats, you're a whore.
justsoyouknow Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 The "fruity tobacco" that you speak of is Shisha, which is 98% tobacco and 2% molasses...same buzz you get off of a cigarette, and healthier for you. But partying is all about wrecking your body, so stick to Marlboro Reds. That's what I do. On a side note, sneaking a flask of Jack into a movie theatre and making drinks will watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind improves that movie by 100%.
Guest Dids Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Just to defend myself for a second. Contrary to what you all think I do party alot. But getting all light beers and shit isn't all that fun. Add hard liquors and some real men. Oh and the whole being HHH and spitting cum after I give head, I assure all of you gentlemen, that real girls swallow and don't waste a drop. Aren't we mighty boastful? Congrats, you're a whore. I usually find Banks funny, but this little vendetta is getting tiresome and stupid. Posts before all had a little truth to them*, this one, to me, is low. *- although calling somebody out for being an attention whore on a message board where everybody is an attention whore (isn't that the point of message boards) is also stupid.
TSA09 Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 A whore who only fucks one guy? Yes that does make sense.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Weed will be there, but not for me This disqualifies you from having a good party yes......yes it does.
Slayer Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Banky v. TSA has become my current favorite board feud Keep up the good work
1234-5678 Posted April 10, 2004 Author Report Posted April 10, 2004 If you want to have a nice cocktail party- then yeah, you can about quality- but Jaxl ain't no cocktail party throwing motherfucker. That's a man who by the looks of him would tear up some PBR. I'd tear up anything that said beer on the can/bottle, but thanks, that was one of the greatest compliments I have ever received. Onto the party.........I canceled mine and went to another. Not too bad, played the fuck out of some beer pong, got drunk, and also tried a Molson XXX which is fucking outstanding. And then, someone maybe a fat joke about Chief. A huge brawl ensued involving almost everyone at the party, which was fun stuff. No face breaking this time, but the guy Chief hit had some nice swelling going on. Of course, by trying to break up the fight, my driving glasses were broken and I sit here with a fat lip. But oh well, I still had a good time. Fighting is definitely underrated.
1234-5678 Posted April 10, 2004 Author Report Posted April 10, 2004 Add hard liquors and some real men. Apparently around here, being a real man consists of treating girls like crap and calling them whores. At least, that's how most dudes I see are getting laid. Oh and acting pseudo-tough when your punch probably couldn't break wind. I hope your definition of a "real man" is different.
Guest Dids Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 I think it's obvious that the only "real man" involved is Chief. A real man never puts up with a fat joke. You've gotta defend your honor in a situation like that.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 I wish to fight side by side with Chief. Unmedicated me and angry-red meat-been drinking a beer Chief. JAxl can videotape it and sell it on the UnderGround as an explosive massacre fight film.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 A real man never puts up with a fat joke. You've gotta defend your honor in a situation like that. Shut up fatty
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