justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Random Bitching: What the hell is it with the fucking jocks? All of a sudden they're the biggest Jack Black/Tenacious D/Super Troopers fans on the face of the earth? Fuck you assholes, I've been rocking the D since Sophomore year, been a huge fan of Broken Lizard since back in the day, but suddenly it's cool to like them? Yeah, sit in class and quote them, then laugh maniacally. I remember doing that TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO. School of Rock comes out, and suddenly you're huge Jack Black fans? Club Dread comes out, and suddenly you're Broken Lizard fans? You disgust me, you peices of shit. And what the fuck is up with the jocks drinking light beer all of the time? Last weekend a buddy and I went to see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and we brought flasks full of Jack Daniels. After the movie we go to this party, and these fuckers are acting shitfaced off of three Bud Lights, while one jock's girlfriend bitches him out for putting on weight, telling him that he needs to, and I quote, "Stop drinking so much." She then claimed that she was no longer attracted to him because he gained like five pounds. Then they bust out the cigars. Not some Cohibas or anything, I'm talking Circle K-purchased Swisher Sweets. They all sit around, puffing away, coughing, the usual. They hand me a cigar and tell me to inhale it because it'll make me "so sick"...so I inhale deeply and not a damn thing happens, because it's a fucking Swisher Sweet, but they all stare at me with amazed looks, because their virgin pink lungs aren't used to being abused like mine are. My name is Jon, and I hate football players. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Yeah- I hate it when people like the same things I do. How dare they have good taste. You're a player hater. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Hardly. When I like them, it's because I'm a loser, but when the football team likes them, suddenly it's a school-wide phenomenon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 14, 2004 I'm just saying- there's nothing wrong with them liking something that you like. Being late on the trend doesn't reflect on them badly. You sound like you just dislike these guys, and then are making lousy justifications for hating them. Give us a good reason, tell us that one of them fucked your mom or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 I hate how Outkast has become the new rap-act-for-people-who-do-not-like-rap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 I'm just saying- there's nothing wrong with them liking something that you like. Being late on the trend doesn't reflect on them badly. You sound like you just dislike these guys, and then are making lousy justifications for hating them. Give us a good reason, tell us that one of them fucked your mom or something. I dislike them for being everything that is trendy and popular, all the while being ginormous pussies with no tolerance for alcohol or tobacco whose lives play out like an episode of The Real World. Is that so wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Yeah- but there's a fine line between liking something because it's popular, and simply not knowing about something until it's popular. People who watch TRL and listen to top 40 radio aren't going to know about a group until it pops up there. They're not going to rent Super Troopers because it isn't on the featured new release rack at Blockbuster. I don't think that makes them assholes, just a little sheltered. If they act like anybody from this season of the Real World (save maybe Ja and Jamie), you should shoot on site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 After the movie we go to this party, and these fuckers are acting shitfaced off of three Bud Lights, while one jock's girlfriend bitches him out for putting on weight, telling him that he needs to, and I quote, "Stop drinking so much." She then claimed that she was no longer attracted to him because he gained like five pounds. Sounds like something out of the Real World to me. I fully expected him to cut a promo about how she doesn't respect him, then have her cut a promo on him saying that he was fat and didn't treat her right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted April 14, 2004 I hate how Outkast has become the new rap-act-for-people-who-do-not-like-rap. Andre 3000 ain't rap. And the public could give a motherfuck about Big Boi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 14, 2004 It's just too nerdy to refer to people talking as "cutting a promo". I find myself using terms like "over" and "heat" in non-wrestling conversations. That is a really good reason to hate somebody. Shoot the bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 14, 2004 I hate how Outkast has become the new rap-act-for-people-who-do-not-like-rap. Andre 3000 ain't rap. And the public could give a motherfuck about Big Boi. Sad part is that Andrea CAN rap, he just didn't on this album. As suck- loads of white fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted April 14, 2004 I hate how Outkast has become the new rap-act-for-people-who-do-not-like-rap. Andre 3000 ain't rap. And the public could give a motherfuck about Big Boi. Sad part is that Andrea CAN rap, he just didn't on this album. As suck- loads of white fans. I know what they're capable of. I don't hate Andre 3000 per se, but he only rhymes on like two songs on his album. Regardless, I still like the Love Below. Except Hey Ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ant_7000 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 If you consider 50 Cent and Ja Rule singing part of rap, then why not Andre 3000's album? Dre's album wasn't all singing anyway, there was some spoken word material on it. But I do think they won the grammy because of Andre's album alone, I doubt they would've won a grammy if they kept the same formula/style from Southplayalistic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 14, 2004 I'd call it a hip-hop album- but he ain't rapping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted April 14, 2004 If you consider 50 Cent and Ja Rule singing part of rap, then why not Andre 3000's album? Dre's album wasn't all singing anyway, there was some spoken word material on it. But I do think they won the grammy because of Andre's album alone, I doubt they would've won a grammy if they kept the same formula/style from Southplayalistic. I think dre openly admitted that he wasn't playing "hip hop" music, and that he was tired of the whole scene. This is more Prince and Sly Stone influenced... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Whats with the constant rain? Sunday - rain Monday - rain Tuesday - rain Wednesday - rain Tomorrow - supposedly some rain My whole yard is a big mud puddle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 15, 2004 I hate how Outkast has become the new rap-act-for-people-who-do-not-like-rap. If it makes you feel any better, I don't like them at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Whats with the constant rain? Sunday - rain Monday - rain Tuesday - rain Wednesday - rain Tomorrow - supposedly some rain My whole yard is a big mud puddle. I wish it would rain. I fucking love rain. Maybe subconciously I'm goth or something, but I love clouds and rain and wind. I know we need the sun to "live," but not all the time. Damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Okay, I'm watching the Christina Millian video Dip It Low and enjoying her ability to bend over and make one ass cheek jump (great a bility that just not enough women have put forth the effort to learn how to do IMO) and I enjoy it and all, right? So they get to the last verse and I have to ask. What twisted fuck thought "Hey, lets make it look like she was in a oil spill...thats sexy right? I know those birds covered in oil on the news gets me all moist." Really, what the fuck happened to good old fashion shower/sprinklers/rain/water from no place in particular wetting the girl up in sexy videos? I am all for creativity but seriously, somethings just need to be untouched. if you creativity in a sexy video leads to you recreating environmental disasters, you need to toss that shit to the side and let the girl pop her thang in the fucking shower like any good director would do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Your ideas of sex appeal are wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Random Bitching: I hate the way the cameras at work stare at me. It's rude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Whats with the constant rain? Sunday - rain Monday - rain Tuesday - rain Wednesday - rain Tomorrow - supposedly some rain My whole yard is a big mud puddle. I wish it would rain. I fucking love rain. Maybe subconciously I'm goth or something, but I love clouds and rain and wind. I know we need the sun to "live," but not all the time. Damn. Move to Miami. One day of rain here is like a couple months' worth out in L.A. (where I used to live) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I now have a random dissatisfaction as well. Calling things "gift sets" as if they are only to be given as gifts, "collectors editions" as if you can only have it if you are a "collector", or (this one really only applies to dvds) "special editions" when it's the only edition there is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Okay last night I had a dream that I was wathing this show. It was like American Idol and Simon was there and all, but instead of singing people would come up on stage and describe medical problems they had. They were describing like rashes and shit and he was calling the medical conditions pathetic and why were they wasting his time talking about it. It was like LoveLines meets American Idol. What...in the ever loving fuck...did that mean? Sersoiusly...I'm lost. Not so much of a bitching as a random what the fuck? Alright dream analysizers...get to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Ripper's burning. "Stepped out my house- stop short, OH NO" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Kinda like when Kramer and Mickey went to the med school to act out symptoms of various illnesses so the students could diagnose them. "Wait a minute, I got gonorriha again!" "Well, you did so well with it last time we wanted you to do it again." "I've been typecast!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I hate how Outkast has become the new rap-act-for-people-who-do-not-like-rap. So do I considering I've listened to them since 1994. Dynamite Kido - Cooler than people who don't like rap since 1994. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ant_7000 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 I hate how Outkast has become the new rap-act-for-people-who-do-not-like-rap. So do I considering I've listened to them since 1994. Dynamite Kido - Cooler than people who don't like rap since 1994. I guess Outkast replaces DMX as the new rap act for people who do not like rap. Non rap fan: I don't listen to rap but I like DMX he's cool. I will miss that statement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 21, 2004 I hate how Outkast has become the new rap-act-for-people-who-do-not-like-rap. So do I considering I've listened to them since 1994. Dynamite Kido - Cooler than people who don't like rap since 1994. I guess Outkast replaces DMX as the new rap act for people who do not like rap. Non rap fan: I don't listen to rap but I like DMX he's cool. I will miss that statement. Yeah, it sucks because I actually like Outkast and have for years. Now, I run the risk of people thinking I'm some damn poser now because that is what every teeny bopping TRL asshole is listening to nowdays...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Okay...what the fuck is THAT thing?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
