Art Sandusky Posted December 17, 2005 Report Posted December 17, 2005 (on the "are you ready for marriage" short from Racket Girls, the marriage "consultant" fires off a rubber band to signify a marriage that doesn't work) Young guy: It's gone! Young girl: Where did it go?! Crow: WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Slayer Posted December 17, 2005 Report Posted December 17, 2005 The host segment following that short was classic Mike: "*pulling the rubber band* If you leave me on the Satellite of Love too long, I could SNAP! *lets it fly*" *cut to scared Dr. F and Frank* Dr. F: "Where'd it go?!" Frank: "He's a sorcerer!"
Guest Smues Posted January 7, 2006 Report Posted January 7, 2006 Something touched me deep inside the day Eddie Deezen died!
Art Sandusky Posted January 7, 2006 Report Posted January 7, 2006 "So what exactly is the South going to do again?"
Ted the Poster Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 "Hey Chuck, I like the flames you painted on your... oh..."
Guest Smues Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Hey say Billy again, that'll liven things up!
Guest Smues Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Hey Rhino: "Laserblast." Volume 9, please. Amen. Volume 9, or any volume I suppose, should be the best of season 7 (since it just had 6 I think episodes). Make it "Laserblast" , "Night of the Blood Beast" (with both sets of host segments), "Deathstalk and the Warriors from hell" and any one of the other three season 7 episodes and I'd be a very very very happy camper. If I had to pick a 4th season 7 episode to put on there I'd say "The incredible melting man" or whichever one it was that had the Chicken of Tomorrow short.
Art Sandusky Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 The seventh season was the peak of the post-Joel riffing and appears to be even better at times thanks to the so-so host segments. Only Dr. Forrester kept them from totally falling apart.
Slayer Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 All six Season 7 episodes need to find their way to DVD. While they did bring in Pearl which brought down the quality of the host segments (though CC Pearl was still marginally better than SF Pearl), there were still some gems, like in TIMM which was spent satirizing and deriding Hollywood bigwigs for their treatment of BBI while making MST3K:TM The movie riffing was balls-out though. Must've been the "want to go out with a bang" factor, which manifested itself in several classics during the final SF season as well.
devo Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 If I had to pick a 4th season 7 episode to put on there I'd say "The incredible melting man" or whichever one it was that had the Chicken of Tomorrow short. Aw, c'mon. I defy you to tell me that the Chicken of Tomorrow is funnier than Once Upon a Honeymoon.
Guest Smues Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 It isn't, but I already said Night of the Blood Beast would have to be on there too.
devo Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Ah, my mistake. Hell, while I'm here... "Honey, is that a gay man on the Johnsons' roof?" "Should we get a gay man for our roof, honey?" ------------------------------------------------------- "You're absolutely right, he couldn't agree with you more, he's working on it right now!" "So shut up!" ------------------------------------------------------- "Hey, it works!" "Sure, for a tuneless sort of thing."
Guest netslob Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 "What would Liberace do? Eh, better not do THAT..."
Ravenbomb Posted January 19, 2006 Report Posted January 19, 2006 anybody got the 1st Annual Summer Blockbuster Review or the Little Gold Statue preview? I'd look at the torrent sites, but I can't use those (like, legally can't).
muzz Posted January 20, 2006 Report Posted January 20, 2006 "Can I cut in? May I have this chase?" Mitchell is probably my favourite episode so far.
... Posted January 20, 2006 Report Posted January 20, 2006 "Any movie with 'wakka-cha-wakka' in it is fine by me." "It was a BIG time when BIG men drove nothing but HUGE FORD CARS." "Okay, I'm gonna start taking off my clothes-- you better stop me!" Ah, my mistake. Hell, while I'm here... "Honey, is that a gay man on the Johnsons' roof?" "Should we get a gay man for our roof, honey?" ------------------------------------------------------- "You're absolutely right, he couldn't agree with you more, he's working on it right now!" "So shut up!" ------------------------------------------------------- "Hey, it works!" "Sure, for a tuneless sort of thing." "MONEY!"
KingPK Posted January 20, 2006 Report Posted January 20, 2006 "Honey I'm trying to compose in here, would ya keep it down?" And of course, the classic Mitchell: "Baby oil!? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" "Oh my my my GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHD!!"
Ted the Poster Posted January 20, 2006 Report Posted January 20, 2006 "i'll never grow old, never die, and I'll always eat oatmeal."
muzz Posted January 20, 2006 Report Posted January 20, 2006 "Any movie with 'wakka-cha-wakka' in it is fine by me." "It was a BIG time when BIG men drove nothing but HUGE FORD CARS." "Okay, I'm gonna start taking off my clothes-- you better stop me!" "Hey, it's Mitchell!" "Move along." *Beep beep* "Hey, Mitchell!"
Guest Smues Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 "Filmed through chocolate milk." "When did we switch to realtor's walkthrough point of view?" Oh and to keep with the Mitchell Postings: "Johnny Mathis! Alright get my gun!" "It's not often you see Johnny Mathis in the wild."
Guest netslob Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 "HEY!" "What!?" *BANG* "Oh." ---------- "Hey, it's one of the kids from 'Fame'." "Which one?" "Any of them." ----- "Not alot of people like you...in fact, I don't care for you myself. Why is that?" "Perhaps our brief but bitter affair." ------ "Is their anything else you'd like to confess while your in this kinda mood?" "Yeah, getting hung up on this guy." "That's a mistake lady...." "...didn't do me any good." ------ "He's talking to Commissioner Gordon." ----- "He looks like a guy from a Dave Berg cartoon." ----- "Well, she was gonna smell like beer sooner or later." ------- "Enough of that Rockford music, I'm Mitchell!" ----- "Joe Don Baker would be perfect for 'Elvis: The Dying Days'."
muzz Posted January 27, 2006 Report Posted January 27, 2006 Also from the Mitchell credits: Song: "Oh my my my my Mitchell, what would your mother say?" Crow: "She'd say 'he's not mine and you can't prove it.'" Bump
Slayer Posted January 27, 2006 Report Posted January 27, 2006 "Since I'm Bob Vila, I won't return your greeting."
Big McLargeHuge Posted January 27, 2006 Report Posted January 27, 2006 "Slow down!" "I'm sorry. I can't drive 55." _________________ "Leaktaker!" ____________ "You didn't know I could get jiggy with it, did you?"
devo Posted January 27, 2006 Report Posted January 27, 2006 "Yeah, I can see Akira Kurosawa's influence here, what with how there's a movie going on, and it's on film..." ------------------------------ "Our bodies are at the hospital, hooked up to machines!" "My body's hooked up to a snowblower!" ----------------------------- "These people can't see us." "I can see you!" ----------------------------- "Led Zeppelin was wrong, man." "Shut up!" "There is no stairway to heaven." "Zep is never wrong!" ----------------------------- "Hi folks. You might be wondering if I'm Martin Sheen. Well, I'm not. Turns out I'm his more talented but less appreciated brother. Thank you."
Guest Smues Posted January 27, 2006 Report Posted January 27, 2006 "Slow and steady wins the soul" -------------------------------------- "You didn't know I could get jiggy with it did you?" -------------------------------------- "Wow until this moment his long hair in back completely distracted me from the fact that he's balding in front!" -------------------------------------- "No there's one more" "Just hit her in the leg with a pipe" -------------------------------------- "Wow the still pictures deliver faster than the actual movie"
devo Posted January 27, 2006 Report Posted January 27, 2006 "The hospital looks like a bus! It's all coming together!"
Ted the Poster Posted January 28, 2006 Report Posted January 28, 2006 "Hi, I'm a tree. Just wanted to put in a good word or two for nature while the camera's on me. Thanks."
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