KingPK Posted January 28, 2006 Report Posted January 28, 2006 "I call it 'Gastaker'." --------------------------- "She's turning around!" "What? Did you say 'She's turning around'?" "No Crow, I said 'She's spurning a clown'." "Well I like that too! Where's the Visine?"
Slayer Posted January 28, 2006 Report Posted January 28, 2006 in honor of McDonald's bringing back the you-know-what "I'd rather watch David Crosby eat a McRib sandwich..."
Zack Malibu Posted January 28, 2006 Report Posted January 28, 2006 Back to Mitchell: "How do you like your scotch?" "Uh, by the quart." ---------------------------------- "You wanna lick it off?" "ABSOLUTELY NOT!" ---------------------------------- "Forget the heroin..." "That's for dessert!"
Ted the Poster Posted January 28, 2006 Report Posted January 28, 2006 "Mittens? An action film called 'Mittens'?" "Joe Don Baker IS Mittens. He's a cop."
devo Posted January 28, 2006 Report Posted January 28, 2006 "Where does that guy even keep his acorns?" ------------------------------ "You must follow them, and you must abide by the laws of time and space." "Yeah, what are those again?" ------------------------------ *is edited out of sight* "Oops."
Slayer Posted January 28, 2006 Report Posted January 28, 2006 Interesting note (to me): The main chick from Soultaker is from Wichita and went to Wichita State (my alma mater) on a theater scholarship
... Posted January 29, 2006 Report Posted January 29, 2006 *is edited out of sight* "Oops." From "Girl in Gold Boots:" *Buzz edited in* "I'm back!"
Guest Smues Posted January 29, 2006 Report Posted January 29, 2006 "Hey I just teleported here, it's impressive!" "Does anybody notice that I'm here now?"
... Posted January 30, 2006 Report Posted January 30, 2006 "Have you met my friend Count Chocula?" "But what can you expect? HE'S ONLY A CHILD."
KingPK Posted January 30, 2006 Report Posted January 30, 2006 *Guy gives Michele a joint and we see the bongo guy in slo-mo to edit out the drug use* "Uh, it's actually a ham roll. I didn't think he would light it." "Now I'm hungry and paranoid. Thanks."
devo Posted January 30, 2006 Report Posted January 30, 2006 "You recognize him?" "Sure I do, it's the guy with all the words." "You mean the guy with all the bread." "Words? Bread? Must be Samuel Johnson with a baguette."
Guest Smues Posted January 30, 2006 Report Posted January 30, 2006 "This isn't anygood. Maybe what I heard earlier was the furnace kicking in or something."
devo Posted January 30, 2006 Report Posted January 30, 2006 So, Devilfish. Might just be the most poorly edited movie ever made. Made for a great MST3K film because of that, though. "The director's vision; lots of shots of things." -------------------- "It was almost like a voice." "A voice?" "Did I say voice? I meant DOORKNOB." --------------------- "Yes, here it is. Ten o'clock, heard voice filled with hate." --------------------- "I like the color of your eyes." "The rest of you is hideous. Bye!" --------------------- "He'd sit on his mother's head if he had something to gain from it." "Hot image, Bob!"
Slayer Posted January 30, 2006 Report Posted January 30, 2006 *shot of blond girl on the beach* "Blake Edwards' 'Point Ten'"
Big McLargeHuge Posted January 30, 2006 Report Posted January 30, 2006 "Just because you can edit, doesn't mean you should." ----------------------- *Dude takes off glasses* "I'm gonna kick your ass!" -------------------- "I Knooow!"
devo Posted January 30, 2006 Report Posted January 30, 2006 "C'mon beer, get in my mouth!" ----------------------------- "Sorry about that electrician crack. My father's village was attacked by electricians." ----------------------------- "We are from Europe! Ahahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." Every time I watch the credits, I can't help but laugh hysterically along with the 'bots.
Ted the Poster Posted January 31, 2006 Report Posted January 31, 2006 "Yeah, old guys becoming pandas. That's the future!" "Come, to my mall, to my atrium, yeah yeah..." "Really, REALLY big brother."
devo Posted January 31, 2006 Report Posted January 31, 2006 "Ident!" "That's a shame, maybe you need a poly-vinyl coating."
Guest Smues Posted January 31, 2006 Report Posted January 31, 2006 "Did we just switch to the dinner menu here?"
Art Sandusky Posted February 1, 2006 Report Posted February 1, 2006 "Boy, good thing drugs came along."
Ed Wood Caulfield Posted February 1, 2006 Report Posted February 1, 2006 "This is how much pure coccaine you will need to enjoy this film." "So, this is public television huh? Suddenly, I feel like beating the crap out of Fred Rogers for some reason." ***************************************************** *Raul Julia is thinking of something.* "Man, I hate anteaters!" ***************************************************** "Don't do that! You'll get mustard on his brain!" "Is his brain sexy?" ***************************************************** "You know what would make this movie good? Surf music! Man, surf music can make any movie good!" ***************************************************** "Never saw a cinema in their lives!" "Never saw a Chris Farley movie. Philistines!" ***************************************************** "Mom! What are you doing here?" "Why aren't you Puerto Rican?" ***************************************************** "Here take this." "Yum, Sweedish-Puerto Rican cooking!" ****************************************************** "Mom, my nuts." "My nuts?" If you listen closely, you can hear that Raul Julia is actually saying, "Mom, am I nuts?" He just says it so fast it sounds like he's saying, "Mom, my nuts."
Ed Wood Caulfield Posted February 1, 2006 Report Posted February 1, 2006 You know, Raul Julia didn't really do a good Humphrey Bogart impression in Overdrawn At The Memory Bank.
Guest Smues Posted February 1, 2006 Report Posted February 1, 2006 "Mom!" "You want your spoon back?" ------------------------------------- "Wait mom!" "I ordered salad!"
Big McLargeHuge Posted February 1, 2006 Report Posted February 1, 2006 "How was your day at the whore?!" Man, I haven't seen Giant Spider Invasion in ages. "Packers won the Superbowl!"
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