Rawknight 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 The best wrestling characters are exxagerations of your natural personality. Steve Austin really is a beer drinking rednack. The Rock really is charisma incarnate. Shawn Michaels really used to be a cocky fuck and really is now a chilled out christian. RVD really is a stoner. Same's true for e-feds. Exageration versions of yourselves. Chris Card is cocky me. Va'aiga is ANGRY me. Alan CLark is a cool character cos Rando really is happy go lucky. Coy West isn't cos Ejiro is Ejiro - that's why Ejiro sucks. Coy WILD West is more like Ejiro's nice side IRL and I've never talked to him. That's how confident I am of my theory. Silent is evil - evil SEEN Kibs burn people? Ditto Thoth, and that's why the BCW sucked. cos that's who CED is and NOT who Thoth is. Now if Thoth turned on Ced and became and EVIL DDR player, that would rule. Thugg wants to kick everyone's ass - sorry chief, you do start a ton of flamewars and you know it, but Thugg's a great character and a great writer. Dace really is psycho like that, as is Aecas. In a cool way of course. I've met Dace and he told me Aecas was. Tom's cocky. He's not THAT cocky, but he's cocky. Grap's such a great writer that he can get over not being himself - he's his OATTOAST character really. Danny as a character is like Grap but it works better cos Danny *IS* that serious and dedicated. Duran's an evil motherfucker - he's the one who taught me the threat "I'm going to skullfuck you with a tire iron". Frost is a comic genius and that's why the Memphis Eel is the coolest thing since sliced bread. King is probably King and Edwin is probably Ediwn, same as Ejiro. If i've forgotten anyone, it's not delibrearte, honest. If anyone takes this as a flame, it's NOT it's constructive criticism. If you ever think about changing character bear this in mind. I didn't. Nor did Ejiro. I heard Grap was thinking about it - only if it's good for you dude. I'm not a Senegalese gangster, and I'm retiring cos I don't have much more time to spend. But I love this fed and I'll be sticking around, both as Card and as Natasha as characters to use for other stuff. Who's Natasha? She's my ex girlfriend. And my next one \m/. Tell me i'm not right. Will "Chris Card" Geddes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Well, bud, I'm sorry to see you leaving the matchwriting area. It's always a shame to lose someone of World Title caliber, especially when you were pursuing such an interesting character. I'm glad to see you'll still be around as a character, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 What about me? Aside from being black, WC doesn't bear any resemblance to me at all; he's not even what I was like back when I was his age... I just thought it would be cool to do one day... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 WC you're Spots not Plots. Youre a better writer than you are a promo dude and cos you're not you that's WHY. Wildchild is a hella cool character, but he's not you and that why you don't get involved in enough angles. EDIT: Unless Wildchild is who you wanna be. Wildchild is you if you got to go to as many parties as you wanted to. That works too - i'm not as evil as card, but i'd like to be sometimes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 No, not really; I am, however, kicking around the idea of coming back as a character that's more like what I want to be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 JD is a pot smoking, ass kicking, emotional trainwreck of an alcoholic who has a tendency to take twice as much as he dishes out only to try and retaliate by shelling out twice as much, thus completing the vicious and ironic circle... Are you implying something Card? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Jay Dawg. DEAL WITH IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Sorry to see you go, man. I had a lot of fun with our feud, even if I did win the blowoff by no-show. Hope to see you back here eventually (because, honestly, who DOESN'T come back?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Why are your arms so skinny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 I ain't going anywhere man. I just ain't writing matches regularly ever again. Oh note that little word regularly. If I NEED to own your asses I will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 My arms are skinny because i put on a LOT of weight, then lost it all again, and when you lose weight it comes off the beer gut last. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Yeah, but don't you lift weights, or anything? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Coy West isn't cos Ejiro is Ejiro - that's why Ejiro sucks. Coy WILD West is more like Ejiro's nice side IRL and I've never talked to him. That's how confident I am of my theory. Wait.. what? Okay here is the scoop, Ejiro is bitter me jammed to the highest degree. 'Coyote' Coy was supposed to be happy goofy me but I found out goofy doesn't translate well and I don't feel all that goofy that often. 'Wild' West works for me more because its a more serious good side to me. So... yes theory is solid. You there... no retiring! I better see CC wrestling or something major DAMNNNNNNNNNN YOUUUUUUUUUUU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 I ain't going anywhere man. I just ain't writing matches regularly ever again. Oh note that little word regularly. If I NEED to own your asses I will. I refer the good gentleman to my earlier response And no WC. I don't lit weights, but i'm going to start because a scary jamaican dude has offered for me to go down the gym with him and his friends. Kibs, Crow... I just said scary jamaican dude. you know who that means. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 So what am I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Fugue? Is that you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Judge. You're a republican. you buttfuck the poor up the ass and fool them with tax cuts and the media. You blow up foreigners to make money for the arms industry. You screw over anyone who you can to make money for yourselves and you're PROUD OF IT. Your'e the party of nepotism - only in America could a C grade student make president cos his daddy was already. You're the party of the rich (the democrats are the party of the people who WANT to be rich and have a semi clear conscience - there is no party of anyone else) You're the best damn natural heel in the federation. EDIT: If you can spot the tautology, you have no business voting for monkey boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 So what am I? You're a guy who once used a course packet on the fall of communism as a weapon. I think the theory holds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Coy West isn't cos Ejiro is Ejiro - that's why Ejiro sucks. Coy WILD West is more like Ejiro's nice side IRL and I've never talked to him. That's how confident I am of my theory. Wait.. what? Okay here is the scoop, Ejiro is bitter me jammed to the highest degree. 'Coyote' Coy was supposed to be happy goofy me but I found out goofy doesn't translate well and I don't feel all that goofy that often. 'Wild' West works for me more because its a more serious good side to me. So... yes theory is solid. You there... no retiring! I better see CC wrestling or something major DAMNNNNNNNNNN YOUUUUUUUUUUU! I speak my mind. Often I don't type it. Coyote Coy sucks. Wild West rules. Ejiro Rules. You just explained why AND backed me up. \m/, right Z? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Aww, Mr MPD Terrence 'Janus' Bailey got no love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Janus, Janus works because we all know you wish you were tall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 ... And cool... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Now JD does pass the cool test. *smokes dubie* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 This is my thread Jay Dawg. On my thread you take two tokes and you pass no matter HOW hardcore you are... Of course the joints are 10" long cocktails of solid and bud, made using my rolling mat. EDIT: And Superking Ultralights. No niccotine hit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 .... All of you potsers need a size 13 in the ass. Fortunately for you, I'm available on Sundays; I provide high-quality foot in the ass and, for the first five who call, I'm offering a boot to the head, at no extra charge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Well, I am nothing like Johnny, so theory incorrect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 What about me? It isn't fair. I've had enough now I want my character explanation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Johnny. You should turn heel TODAY. No. Wait. W&D should turn heel. Wildchild, you've never played a heel and really LET GO, and if you did you'd be world champ by now. Johnny you'd rather be insulting people than cheering them up, you like to burn. if you like to burn play a heel. AmazingRAW: can i post that reality55check: Ahem. reality55check: Don't start flamewars. reality55check: Quote me as saying that, then post it. Crow you're another hardcore stoner *takes two tokes and passes* - Overuse of cannabis causes psychosis. Crow. Silent. Jay Dawg. Va'aiga. Va'aiga is a stoner? Good god. Myu book "The Zen Of Roleplaying" will be available in all stores run by comic book guy from the Simpsons published next march. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 The BCW was my way of getting Ced to come out of retirement. It's no secret that the moment I'm done with CC, whenever that may be, I'm in no hurry to stop, but whenever that time comes, I have stats ready to go for a new character. And maybe you'll think he's like me, maybe not, but it's a side I definitely want to show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Now I know I haven't been around that long - but Toxxic is a character that I have played in the past (by which I mean I have adopted his infuriating air of smugness and cockiness in order to deal with situations). So I say the theory holds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
