One time, I kicked a girl in the vagina.

[Nevermortal]

One time, in 7th grade gym, we were playing soccer. I was fighting over possession of the ball near my team's goal with a really bitchy girl. It was a heated battle, which I lost. Why? Because instead of kicking the ball as hard as I could, I missed and kicked the girl right in the cunt. Then, someone from the other team took control of it and scored against us.

 

I think my team lost.

 

Discuss.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Did you sniff your shoe afterwards?

[Slayer]

 

Bitch had it comin'

[Nevermortal]

Did you sniff your shoe afterwards?

In hindsight, I should've.

[Murmuring Beast]

God knows how you managed to miss-kick a ball and kick a girl in the cajones.

 

Stick to Yank ball.

[Nevermortal]

I bent it like Beckham.

[Slayer]

God knows how you managed to miss-kick a ball and kick a girl in the cajones.

 

Stick to Yank ball.

Euro ball would be fun to watch if that happened more often

[Nevermortal]

If this turns into a discussion about soccer, I'll be very upset.

 

Let's stick the cunt-kicking, people.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Was there penetration? Like did your shoe just catch the lips or did it go inside? If it went inside you stole her virginity

[Murmuring Beast]

Soccer:

 

Well, I was on a bus for 8 hours yesterday to see my team, QUEEN'S PARK, draw 1-1 with Peterhead.

 

It was fun.

 

Cuntkicking:

 

I got nothing.

[Nevermortal]

Was there penetration? Like did your shoe just catch the lips or did it go inside? If it went inside you stole her virginity

I think I felt a Hymen on my shin.

[Murmuring Beast]

Was there penetration? Like did your shoe just catch the lips or did it go inside? If it went inside you stole her virginity

She could have had your son!

[1234-5678]

Too bad you weren't wearing a pair of these.

 

 

[DerangedHermit]

Ahh...so ya punt the cunt.

[the max]

[Guest Vitamin X]

What was her reaction?

[Nevermortal]

What was her reaction?

Shock & Awe.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Orgasmic Shock & Awe, Why the hell did you just try that Shock & Awe, or was it Oh my God my testicles haven't descended yet Shock & Awe?

[Nevermortal]

"Oh My God What's the Number to my Gynecologist" Shock and Awe.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Was there penetration? Like did your shoe just catch the lips or did it go inside? If it went inside you stole her virginity

You've seen Chasing Amy, huh? I don't know how reliable that theory is... I'd say her hymen breaks in an act of sexual penetration, and that rules out toys.

 

Honestly, how do you think we feel when we're kicked in the balls? My (girl) friend's little sister once punched me in the testicles as hard as she could. I was about 12, she was about 8.

 

What the fuck could I do?

[Guest Vitamin X]

Was there penetration? Like did your shoe just catch the lips or did it go inside? If it went inside you stole her virginity

You've seen Chasing Amy, huh? I don't know how reliable that theory is... I'd say her hymen breaks in an act of sexual penetration, and that rules out toys.

 

Honestly, how do you think we feel when we're kicked in the balls? My (girl) friend's little sister once punched me in the testicles as hard as she could. I was about 12, she was about 8.

 

What the fuck could I do?

Now why on EARTH would she do that?

 

 

 

 

Oh, nevermind....

[Kardo]

Was there penetration? Like did your shoe just catch the lips or did it go inside? If it went inside you stole her virginity

You've seen Chasing Amy, huh? I don't know how reliable that theory is... I'd say her hymen breaks in an act of sexual penetration, and that rules out toys.

 

Honestly, how do you think we feel when we're kicked in the balls? My (girl) friend's little sister once punched me in the testicles as hard as she could. I was about 12, she was about 8.

 

What the fuck could I do?

Now why on EARTH would she do that?

 

 

 

 

Oh, nevermind....

Why ask questions when you can see who's posting...

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Was there penetration? Like did your shoe just catch the lips or did it go inside? If it went inside you stole her virginity

You've seen Chasing Amy, huh? I don't know how reliable that theory is... I'd say her hymen breaks in an act of sexual penetration, and that rules out toys.

 

Honestly, how do you think we feel when we're kicked in the balls? My (girl) friend's little sister once punched me in the testicles as hard as she could. I was about 12, she was about 8.

 

What the fuck could I do?

Now why on EARTH would she do that?

 

 

 

 

Oh, nevermind....

She was a little bitch, that's why.

[treble]

Good thing they hadn't descended yet.

[Guest Dids]

Hasn't everybody's sister hit them in the nuts? Mine has, but I'm sure I had it coming. We used to fight all nasty and shit. I once slugged her in the gut because she changed the chanel on me. I'm really glad we've both grown past that.

 

Dids=used to have a bad temper.

[Guest stardust]

I kicked my little brother in the nuts all the time when we were kids. And then once we got older the little bastard started to fight back and one time hit me across the stomach with a broom handle, which left a bruise for like three months. I'm so glad we're beyond that now.

[MrRant]

I guess you should be glad he didn't take a crotch shot at your with the handle.

[MrRant]

I guess you should be glad he didn't take a crotch shot at you with the handle.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

I kicked my little brother in the nuts all the time when we were kids. And then once we got older the little bastard started to fight back and one time hit me across the stomach with a broom handle, which left a bruise for like three months. I'm so glad we're beyond that now.

All the time??

[Guest stardust]

Rant, believe me, he tried, and he succeeded a few times.

 

-ib- No, not ALL the time, that's a euphemism. Most of the time I would just slap him on the back of the head and call him "stupid." We were almost constantly fighting about something, though.