One and Only Raw Thread for 4/26/04

[Guest JMA]

Gail should stick to the submission holds.

 

Lita should stick to staying out of the ring.

[razazteca 0]

Let the blown spots begin.

Randy Orton is not in the ring is he?

[Ted the Poster 0]

Who called it?

[Mearl267 0]

God damnit...I'd bang Molly with a wig on. It's run its course god damnit!

 

Boom! 2 for 2 fuckers.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Kane wants a bride, and her name is Molly Holly!

 

EDIT: Oh, and Happy Birthday, Kane!

[Anakin Flair 0]

and heeerrrsss KANE!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I saw this coming. KILL THAT BITCH KANE!!!

[razazteca 0]

Molly should be a Neo-Nazi or punk.

[Guest JMA]

Steal the wig, Kane!

[AndrewTS 0]

KILL, KANE, KILL!! And create an invincible army of warriors from the blood of Uranus!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Happy Birthday Kane! Go cop a feel on Lita while you're at it!

[razazteca 0]

Where are the Hardy Boys to save her?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

So Kane is now a rapist? DAMN YOU WWE!

[AndrewTS 0]

Kane doing his Tor Johnson/Torgo impression.

 

Lita IS the Bride of the Monster.

[Anakin Flair 0]

*sniff sniff* I smell SKANK!

[Downhome 0]

Well that was fucking disgusting.

[Mearl267 0]

He's sniffing her.

 

HE'S WHAT?!?!

 

Shut the fuck up JR.

 

...oh yeah, and this is fucking wierd. I also laugh at thye fact that they can't have Matt come in for the save...he's like a midget.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Was Lita skipping backstage?

[Placebo Effect 0]

Matt's been spending a bit too much time in the tanning bed.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Lita: I thought you were Kane!

 

 

 

HOW BITCH!?! You just RAN AWAY FROM KANE! Stupid cunt.

[AndrewTS 0]

Well that was fucking disgusting.

Naw, Kane's a prehistoric gentleman!

[Drury37 0]

That was ummm... different.

Thanks.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Well, it's official.

 

Kane's birthday present: A match with Matt Hardy.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Kane doing his Tor Johnson/Torgo impression.

 

Lita IS the Bride of the Monster.

"Vince, y-you have s-so many divas. Why can't I h-have one?"

[Anakin Flair 0]

So, Matt is now a face? and back with Lita? So what was the whole point of the swerve when he came to Raw?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

So Kane is a cannibal now? Did he try to bite Lita's face right when she ran off?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Where's the crack monkey to save his brother?

[AndrewTS 0]

Lita: I thought you were Kane!

 

 

 

HOW BITCH!?! You just RAN AWAY FROM KANE! Stupid cunt.

She ran out of the shot, he could have teleported in front of her.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Lita: I thought you were Kane!

 

 

 

HOW BITCH!?! You just RAN AWAY FROM KANE! Stupid cunt.

Kane was off camera.

 

He could have used his teleportation powers!

 

Like Jason Vorhees has.

[Placebo Effect 0]

Token Fit Finlay appearance!