Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 29, 2004 This just to help everyone out: I *know* I like Batman and James Bond. This has not eluded anyone (as I don't exactly keep it secret), and this is not a cause of any embarrassment to me. Ladies and gentlemen, attempting to remind me of this, or insinuating that this is all I know IS NOT a substitute for an actual argument. It's just childish. I don't even see that shit in High School, where I've brought a graphic novel to school without incident. Just a helpful hint, if you want to argue with me... Batman isn't going to help out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2004 Batman is a homosexual Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 30, 2004 Batman is a homosexual *Kills self* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2004 Batman and Bond are gay lovers (not that there's anything wrong with that...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 30, 2004 Batman and Bond are gay lovers (not that there's anything wrong with that...) Well, that was almost as funny as what Marney said when I had to educate her ass on the Search function, so NICE JOB! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2004 Now why can't we all just get along? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2004 Who said anything about that being funny, bitch? I read about these two in the Gold Edition Superman four-part mini-series special that was released a while ago... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 30, 2004 I read about these two in the Gold Edition Superman four-part mini-series special that was released a while ago... Superman is just jealous he can't get in on any of the action. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2004 I never really liked Superman to be honest -- he's too plain. The Punisher was OK in my book; he seemed like a normal guy, except for the dead family and obsession with guns and explosives. When I was young I had a handful of Batman, Punisher and old Sgt. Rock comics. That's about as far as I go in this area... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2004 I think Zsasz has a point, actually. Maybe he takes both things a bit seriously, but we all have some things we simply take more seriously than we should. Stating the obvious when it has nothing to do with the matter at hand reminds me of a Bruce Bruce bit where he said people should stop telling him how fat he is (he is a very large guy), since he already knows that. "I know I'm fat, you ain't gonna make me mad by telling me that. You wanna make me mad, you tell me Popeye's Chicken is goin' out of business." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 30, 2004 Like we'll listen to a Robocop fan... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2004 Quick: Who would win in a fight between Robocop and Batman? *ducks behind overturned table* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 30, 2004 They'd kill each other at the same time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2004 You idiots. Batman is a cartoon. Robocop's a real guy. A real guy could always beat a cartoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2004 I wouldn't sweat those Puro guys. They're Ass Gremlins, all of them. Sprung from the anal scent glands of TSMs most bitter posters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RickyChosyu Report post Posted April 30, 2004 That must put you close to the same territory, to know something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2004 "IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" Get laid, faggot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RickyChosyu Report post Posted April 30, 2004 Hmm, where have I read that before...no one has ever said anything about people watching non-U.S. footage as needing to get laid or potentially being gay...nope, not once... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2004 9 p.m. last night, coming from the pale, monitor-lit face of your father as he confronted you in the family basement, tears streaming from his weary eyes as he yet again caught you masturbating to those high school pictures of Jun Akiyama you found at DVDR. EDIT: Added a period to the end of my sentence, less these folks try to plunder me cyber anus for disregarding one of the facets of the English language. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2004 Is that seriously your reply? "AHAHAHAHAHAA I'VE BEEN CALLED GAY BEFORE SO I WIN!!!" ... Dude, get a fucking life. I couldn't care less if you like JAPANESE WRESTLING@!!!!~ and I'm sure the rest of us don't, either. Everyone's got a geeky hobby or two; hell, I'm a freaking writer. How lame is that? What we're currently ribbing you for is the fact that just because Coey's name was tarnished in the previous thread, you've responded as if someone just dropped a Cleveland steamer on your father's chest. Jesus Christ, step off; it's the INTERNET. Unless this kid is your bride, there's absolutely no reason for you to be walking around like you've got a coathanger shoved up your ass. You've contributed to three of the worst threads I've ever read and responded with two of the worst comebacks in modern history. Just go back to your puro forum and bitch about how the American infidels don't know how to do a proper sidewalk slam or some shit. You're disturbing my silent lurking with your crappy posting. Stop plz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2004 I couldn't care less if you like JAPANESE WRESTLING@!!!! Couldn't care less? Hmmm. EDIT: Ha-Ha -- I'm on crack... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 30, 2004 I just noticed that Chris Coey said hi to me in his last review thing, which I just now bothered to read, since I figured it'd be about wrestling when I first saw it up there. I'm not entirely sure why he did. I don't even watch wrestling anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
