Let's play a game of "Would You Rather?"

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Dammit Helen! I said no sugar for the boy after eight!

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Dammit Helen!  I said no sugar for the boy after eight!

Dammit! She can give me whatever she wants!

 

And it's not even 3:00 PM!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

somebody so didn't get what I was going for with that IM.

 

Oh well. Children learn slowly these days.

[justsoyouknow 0]

IB, seriously, just quit. You're not funny, or insightful, or even mildly amusing in the way that BBCW is. You're just god-awful.

 

Let me reiterate.

 

STOP POSTING.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I would so put my cock in CWM's sig.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Of course. She's fucking asstacular.

[Guest Hot Ticket]

FUCK! Now the damn thread's ruined, IB you are such a fucking loser.

where the fuck do you get off callin people losers?

 

I direct you to your section of target: housewares

 

 

[MrRant 0]

Umm.. a roaster isn't a pot yo.

[Guest Hot Ticket]

Umm.. a roaster isn't a pot yo.

target is all out of pots...I make do with what i have

[Ted the Poster 0]

Do you know the name of the girl in your sig, CWM? 'Cause I want some more pics of that.

 

Anyway, back on topic. Would you rather drink your grandmother's orgasmic excretions or have an elephant give you a facial?

[Nevermortal 0]

iB, every post you make compels me to manually extract my medulla oblongata with a corkscrew.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I would so put my cock in CWM's sig.

GodDAMN I was drunk last night.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I would so put my cock in CWM's sig.

GodDAMN I was drunk last night.

I almost confused that post to being something -iB- would say, except the word sig would be replaced with mouth and switch the arrangement of "my" and CWM".

[The Kid 0]

Um, wait, what happened there with Hot Ticket? Who was that anyways?

 

Can we get back to our regularily scheduled thread?

[Art Sandusky 0]

And switch "funny" to "BBCW."

[Nevermortal 0]

Would you rather stick your dick in acid for 1 second or go through life as a quadripalegic?

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Holy shit, probably the toughest yet.

 

I'd rather do the acid, because at least that way I can still you use my legs, despite the immense pain.

 

And what happened to Hot Ticket?

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

And what happened to Hot Ticket?

She was Eagan.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

And what happened to Hot Ticket?

She was Eagan.

Oh, righto.

[The Kid 0]

Moutain Dew or Crab Juice?

[BX 0]

Mountain Dew!

[Nevermortal 0]

Would you rather have sex with the womanliest man or the manliest woman?

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Manliest woman. They are still a woman then.

 

Hmmm...

[BX 0]

Apples or oranges?

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

I'd probably have to say apples.

[Guest slacklet]

If you could choose only one, what would you grab while running out of a burning house - your family photo collection or $1,000,000 cash?

[Nevermortal 0]

The cash. Duh.

 

Would you rather have sex with a human corpse or the corpse of a hippopotamus?

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

$1,000,000. But it wouldn't be in the house - I would have it stored somewhere safely, allowing me to grab the photos.

 

I'd go the human.

 

As long as it was freshly dead. If not, still the human.

[Guest slacklet]

Would you rather have your girlfriend walk in on you fucking her dog or have your parents walk in on you masturbating?

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Definitely the parents walking in on the masturbating.

 

You should've made it the same sexual activity for both the parents and the girlfriend - it would've been a bit harder.