{''({o..o})''} Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 Dammit Helen! I said no sugar for the boy after eight!
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 Dammit Helen! I said no sugar for the boy after eight! Dammit! She can give me whatever she wants! And it's not even 3:00 PM!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 somebody so didn't get what I was going for with that IM. Oh well. Children learn slowly these days.
justsoyouknow Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 IB, seriously, just quit. You're not funny, or insightful, or even mildly amusing in the way that BBCW is. You're just god-awful. Let me reiterate. STOP POSTING.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 Of course. She's fucking asstacular.
Guest Hot Ticket Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 FUCK! Now the damn thread's ruined, IB you are such a fucking loser. where the fuck do you get off callin people losers? I direct you to your section of target: housewares
Guest Hot Ticket Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 Umm.. a roaster isn't a pot yo. target is all out of pots...I make do with what i have
Ted the Poster Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 Do you know the name of the girl in your sig, CWM? 'Cause I want some more pics of that. Anyway, back on topic. Would you rather drink your grandmother's orgasmic excretions or have an elephant give you a facial?
Nevermortal Posted May 12, 2004 Author Report Posted May 12, 2004 iB, every post you make compels me to manually extract my medulla oblongata with a corkscrew.
Art Sandusky Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 I would so put my cock in CWM's sig. GodDAMN I was drunk last night.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 I would so put my cock in CWM's sig. GodDAMN I was drunk last night. I almost confused that post to being something -iB- would say, except the word sig would be replaced with mouth and switch the arrangement of "my" and CWM".
The Kid Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 Um, wait, what happened there with Hot Ticket? Who was that anyways? Can we get back to our regularily scheduled thread?
Nevermortal Posted May 13, 2004 Author Report Posted May 13, 2004 Would you rather stick your dick in acid for 1 second or go through life as a quadripalegic?
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 Holy shit, probably the toughest yet. I'd rather do the acid, because at least that way I can still you use my legs, despite the immense pain. And what happened to Hot Ticket?
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 And what happened to Hot Ticket? She was Eagan.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 And what happened to Hot Ticket? She was Eagan. Oh, righto.
Nevermortal Posted May 14, 2004 Author Report Posted May 14, 2004 Would you rather have sex with the womanliest man or the manliest woman?
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Manliest woman. They are still a woman then. Hmmm...
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 I'd probably have to say apples.
Guest slacklet Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 If you could choose only one, what would you grab while running out of a burning house - your family photo collection or $1,000,000 cash?
Nevermortal Posted May 14, 2004 Author Report Posted May 14, 2004 The cash. Duh. Would you rather have sex with a human corpse or the corpse of a hippopotamus?
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 $1,000,000. But it wouldn't be in the house - I would have it stored somewhere safely, allowing me to grab the photos. I'd go the human. As long as it was freshly dead. If not, still the human.
Guest slacklet Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Would you rather have your girlfriend walk in on you fucking her dog or have your parents walk in on you masturbating?
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Definitely the parents walking in on the masturbating. You should've made it the same sexual activity for both the parents and the girlfriend - it would've been a bit harder.
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