Who esle gets morning amnesia?

[The Ill One 0]

Confusion works too. Recently I've been getting morning amnesia extremely bad and rarely when I nap I can get it too. Recently I crashed at a friend's house, my girlfriends lives there too (yes I went for a friend's sister 'cause they're the same age and I'm that damn good). Anyway she comes in to wake us up and I hear her voice thinking "Wwwhhoooaaa, what the fuck did I do last night?" Then looked around all confused before it all clicked. My worse case was waking up around 10 PM thinking it was morning, running upstairs, taking a shower, getting dressed for school, eating breakfast- then I see my dad staring at me-

 

"What the hell are you doing?"

 

Yeah, then I checked the clock.

 

Any stories you guys have? (Gee I forget if I do get it).

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I sleepwalk when I actually fall asleep, if that's worth anything.

[Nighthawk 0]

I've been known to sleepwalk as well. And talk, occasionally. Once I went to bed at, oh... 10 or 11 pm, woke up at 6 the next night. I thought it was 6 am. Took me a while to realize it was getting darker instead of lighter. I'd been up a few days.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I've sleepwalked into the bathroom and woke up in the middle of the shower (clothes off thankfully) and just assumed it was time for school, until my Mom knocked on the door and asked why I was taking a shower at 2am.

 

When I'm half awake I think and do the weirdest things. I took a nap one Sunday afternoon and woke up around 3:30pm and thought it was the next day. I felt so bad for sleeping so long, but I remembered it was still Sunday. Incase you're wondering about the sun factor, I really believed it was 3pm the next day.

[Guest netslob]

last week, i woke up and don't even remember getting into bed...i was under the covers and the light was out, but for the life of me, i couldn't remember doing it. altho, i was drinking heavily that night.

[The Ill One 0]

I have a friend older step brother that is supposed to sleep walk all during the night. One time his step dad followed behind him because weird objects were in weird places (phone in freezer, DVD in microwave -uncooked mind you-, and etc). So apparently he walks into the bathroom and stares at the toilet. Then walks downstairs to the kitchen takes out the garbage bin, pisses in it, walks upstairs and flushes the toilet. No bullshit. I have no clue what the dad must of been thinking.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I sleepwalk when I actually fall asleep, if that's worth anything.

Try going to the bathroom before going to sleep.

 

When I was younger(like 5 or 6) I sleep-walked into my parents bedroom, pulled out my dick and got ready to piss all over the floor near the foot of their bed. Evidently I bumped into a dresser or something though cause my mother woke up, and before I could unleash my night time stream she directed me to the bathroom.

[Tawren 0]

Worst thing that happened to me was forgetting to turn off my radio before I went to sleep, waking up at 1:00 AM with my radio blaring and assuming it was my alarm, going to the bathroom and showering, getting out and being yelled at by my parents for waking them up.

 

Meh.

[DerangedHermit 0]

When I was younger(like 5 or 6) I sleep-walked into my parents bedroom, pulled out my dick and got ready to piss all over the floor near the foot of their bed. Evidently I bumped into a dresser or something though cause my mother woke up, and before I could unleash my night time stream she directed me to the bathroom.

I thought this thread was going to go to BooBradley levels. I'm disappointed in you, Frigid.

 

Out of all of my family, sleepwalking has only occured once, and my dad pissed on his dresser.

[TSA09 0]

Tony was in bed before I was and when I came to bed I woke him up and he started talking to me like normal, yet when he woke up the next morning he never remembered me coming to bed and he didn't even remember talking to me.

 

My friend also has this problem. You can get her to say or do anything while she is half asleep.

[Drury37 0]

I sleepwalk all the time and I typically land up in my parents room although when my sister was like 16 and I was like 11 I slept walked into one of her friend's who was sleeping overs sleeping bag and I told my sister to fuck off and I brought my blanket with me. That was an interesting experience. I also went out to the garage once yelling I am going to the game. Once again another strange experience.

Thanks.

[Guest Museite]

I slept walked into one of her friend's who was sleeping overs sleeping bag and I told my sister to fuck off and I brought my blanket with me.

Brilliant

[The Czech Republic 0]

I sleepwalk all the time and I typically land up in my parents room although when my sister was like 16 and I was like 11 I slept walked into one of her friend's who was sleeping overs sleeping bag and I told my sister to fuck off and I brought my blanket with me. That was an interesting experience. I also went out to the garage once yelling I am going to the game. Once again another strange experience.

Thanks.

There's an obvious question about Drury's sleep talking.

It's so obvious I'm not gonna ask it.

You can ask it.

[BX 0]

This thread is fucking hilarious. I'm dying over here, because I've done shit like this before.

 

I once sleptwalked outside, and woke up beside the doghouse on the porch.

 

And another time, I was at my grandmothers. My sister tells me I woke up, walked into her room, grabbed the pillow she was using, and wacked her across the legs with it, then went back to sleep. I barely remember the wacking part, the rest is lost to me.

[Nighthawk 0]

Tony was in bed before I was and when I came to bed I woke him up and he started talking to me like normal, yet when he woke up the next morning he never remembered me coming to bed and he didn't even remember talking to me.

That's pretty common, it happens to everyone I know. At least the one's I've slept in the vicinity of.

 

I like to get people to say stupid things in half sleep. "What's the tallest mountain in the world?" "The Nile." Dumb shit like that.

[The Ill One 0]

I just remembered about one of my friend's problems- he swears loudly and fluently in his sleep. I don't mean like a nightmare and maybe a few "fucks"- I mean "Fetus fuckin' bitchin bastard cunt shit" and so on. We were all used to it but once he was stuck on a road trip with his conservative, Catholic grandparents- so in the twin bed hotel room made for an interesting lecture when he got home.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Weirdest thing I've ever done while sleepwalking..I'm not sure exactly what I was doing, of course, but I came to while holding my guitar and a jar of jelly. I was also bareass naked as a caveman in my back yard.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

2:30 PM

[BX 0]

Excellent.

[Guest Smues]

I don't sleep walk, but I'm told I talk in my sleep a lot. It's embarassing. And a couple of times I've woken up and realized i'm in the shower and it's not time to get up it's like 1am.

 

Edit: Speaking of amnesia, I must be really tired, but I just realized after I posted that I'm in the general chat folder. I'm never in this folder, and I don't remember clicking. Me need sleep.

[ulfistgut 0]

Random sleepwalking experiences -

 

*) When I was about 5ish I used to piss in a bin in one room of the house on a regular basis (whilst asleep) - took my parents a while to realise what was going on

 

*) Sleepwalked up and down a moving bus then tried to open the door and get out

 

*) Whilst in hospital after having my appendix out I got up (attatched to drip) and tried to rip the drip out of my arm

 

*) After returning home after the appendix losing op. I couldn't really walk up and down stairs for a while due to the pain.. unless I was sleeping in which case i'd run up and down with no probs

 

Stopped sleepwalking about 6 - 7 years ago when I was 13ish. Although the other day I woke up in the morning to find my room door open, which scares me (I can't really sleep unless I'm in pitch darkness so always sleep with the door shut)

[Guest JacK]

oooooh, waking up in the shower ain't pleasant . . . especially if you've been reeeeaaaaally drinking. Waking up face down in a pool of water in the shower because you feel asleep on the drain is even less fun. Scared the shit out of me.

[Damaramu 0]

I've done a lot of weird shit.

 

-I talk in my sleep like nobody's buisness. I've even woken up screaming in the middle of the night.

 

-I sleepwalk a lot but I can like semi-remember what I do when I sleepwalk.

 

-I pissed on my brother's chair one time when I was sleepwalking.......actually I've pissed a lot of places.

 

-I gave my mom a heart attack one time when I was younger b/c I wondered into my closet and fell asleep with the door closed and she was running around frantically looking for me.

[Internet Warfare 0]

I woke up really drowsy, stubbed my toe and started crying. What was that all about. I feel asleep and wondered what happened.

[BX 0]

You killed a great thread, TokyoX.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM can get it back on track.

 

These aren't so much sleep walking stories as "Waking up with a hangover and not knowing what happened last night" stories.

 

-Woke up in bed with two chicks who I'd never met...in Kelowna which is a good 10 hour drive from where I was living.

 

-Woke up in a dress.

 

-Woke up in a dress and my girlfriend was in MY clothes.

 

-Woke up in a FULL bathtub wearing my "funeral" suit (no one had died).

 

-Woke up surronded my lawn gnomes...that's a normal one for me though.

 

-Woke up in the closet where the dog sleeps...the dog was asleep on my bed.

 

-First time I did Acid I woke up and it was 2 days later and someone had shaved off ALL my hair.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I once woke up in the forest. DEEP in the forest. It took me the better part of the day to follow my footsteps and shit from the night before. I had a backpack with a few caps to liquor bottles, but no bottles. Curious.

 

Presumably, I had taken some booze with me for a walk while I was on mushrooms, wandered off into the woods, and gotten crocked while leaning against a tree. I woke up damp and drunk, but not at all smelling like urine. Thankfully, it was all dew.

[Nighthawk 0]

Wait a minute. Followed your footsteps and shit? Or were you using it in the other sense?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

it may be better NOT to know

[Art Sandusky 0]

I went to sleep one night thinking that I had simply gone to sleep really drunk. I woke up with my clothes across the room from my bed and my bed was extremely wet, which was from a combination of vomit, piss, and shit. Possibly worse yet was that I was woken up by someone asking me who had spray painted the driveway. I hope I did it before I lost the clothes.