Guest Astro Report post Posted May 17, 2004 It Can Happen to You" : The reality TV show that follows Astro the 22 year old man who is battling impotence. This special 8 week summer fill in will feature numberous hospital visits, fun with penile clamps, and lots and lots of hot woman who fail to arouse Astro- --Watch Astro rise to the occation in the big Season Finale cumming Aug. 9th!!!! This would be riveting. I'm thinking this will have to air on HBO or Cinemax, to get the full effect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 17, 2004 The Anglesault Hour: Just sit AS in front of a camera for an hour and let him loose. RATINGS baby!! Wouldn't be FCC compliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Screwballz! - The show where IDRM has sex with contestants and rates their bedroom skills on a scale of 'Cold Fish' to 'Caliente!' Every show closes with the opportunity to buy videos such as "Too Hot For TV! Outakes", "'So You Wanna Be a Screwball?' Auditions and Bloopers" and volumes 1 through 10 of "Screwballz Jr. High Casting Couch", plus my patented "IDRM Sez You A Cold Fish!" t-shirt. But in the end it turns out to be a dream and I wake up next to Bob Newhart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 17, 2004 It's missing a show... Featuring Agent, Nevermortal and Thumbtack The Metal Mice? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Biker Mice From Mars, ya foo. "he has his own agenda as he schemes and plots various, sometimes WACKY~ ways to hijack their ideas for himself and his own writing career, only to foiled every time out by other various friends (to be casted). TCR doesn't want to hurt them necessarily, but has no choice as he struggles to support his costly addiction to hookers and gambling." He needs to Czech himself before he wrecks himself. (RRR and The Czech sit in an NBC exec's office, awaiting approval of RRR's script.) EXECUTIVE: "I'm sorry, Mr. Rudo, but this script is awful! You use words like 'pascetti' and 'mamatoes.' Then when divine intervention is used as a plot device, you call it a "douche machine." I can't give you the job at NBC with THIS crap. What's the explanation for this?" RRR: "Sir, I can assure you, it was The Czech!" EXEC: "Who, that innocent little guy in the nerdy glasses over there? No way! A geek like him would HAVE to be a better writer than you, by default." RRR: "But sir, trust me..." EXEC: "I've heard enough. I'm hiring the Czech. The Czech! Hit me with your catch phrase, G!" TCR: "...That's my momma!" (the office becomes a disco ad everybody does a hip-hop dance and RRR leaves the office, sad) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 I'm With Jingus: a naive young smart mark is sent out on the road with Jingus as he makes the rounds of various indy wrestling shows across the Mid-South reason. Most of the episodes involve the smart mark getting hit with a chair, and Jingus hitting on various ring rats and failing to score. The show is rated TV-MA for violence (Atlanta traffic in rush hour), adult language (also Atlanta traffic in rush hour, plus Jingus' inability to keep his fucking filthy mouth shut), and rampant drug use (aka "wake 'n bake"). It will be shown on Fox in the nine o'clock spot on Wednesday, thus guaranteeing that almost everyone I know (who are mostly still down at the fairgrounds for NWA-TNA) will never see the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Threshold: Three contestants challenge the Panel Of Experts to debates, and last man standing wins. The Panel and Debate Topics: Anglesault: "How 'bout them Yankees?" Kamui: "What's your favorite Pokemon?" Downhome: "Is there ANYTHING redeeming about Nathan Jones?" Prime Guy: "28 to 32?" MikeSC: "Iraq...good idea?" hunger4unger: "Iraq...bad idea?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 18, 2004 You All Fucking Suck- With CWM CWM bitches out anyone ande veryone because...You All Fucking Suck. It's a work in progress. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted May 18, 2004 You All Fucking Suck- With CWM CWM bitches out anyone ande veryone because...You All Fucking Suck. It's a work in progress. Sounds interesting...I give it the unheard of two snaps in a circle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 18, 2004 You All Fucking Suck- With CWM CWM bitches out anyone ande veryone because...You All Fucking Suck. It's a work in progress. KingPK already gave that show to me with the Anglesault Hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted May 18, 2004 I thought that was devoted to insulting the Yankees starting rotation this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Jackie's Bukkake Hour - Every week, a new member of TSM bukkakes Miss Jackie for an hour. We start off with RRR, then go on from there. Insta-ratings! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Super Fan and the Gay Man: the story of Damaramu and Rod Join Damaramu and ROD~! each week as they get into hilarious adventures. Damaramu starts fist fights with anyone that remotely disses OU football while Rod hits on everything in sight. Watch as Damaramu tries to escape the creepy gay Rod and Rod just doesn't get the hint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 18, 2004 You All Fucking Suck- With CWM CWM bitches out anyone ande veryone because...You All Fucking Suck. It's a work in progress. KingPK already gave that show to me with the Anglesault Hour. I've got more hate and venom in my pinky than you do in your entire body. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Two-hour special: Spell-off between CWM and Ripper. First to CORRECTLY spell a word is the winner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Don't be so sure. I'm normally pretty restrained (Well, not so much) but when I lose it, I really lose it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Two-hour special: Spell-off between CWM and Ripper. First to CORRECTLY spell a word is the winner. 2 hours? That's more like a miniseries Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 18, 2004 bastrds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Two-hour special: Spell-off between CWM and Ripper. First to CORRECTLY spell a word is the winner. 2 hours? That's more like a miniseries Also: Frigidsoul should be the host Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 RANDOwn --- The Amazing Rando tracks down the other TSMers manhunt style! who knows what what will happen when I find YOU!! The Betty Blowtorch Chronicles --- a Sandman9000 inspired 200 part epic series based around Sandy's travels around the world setting shit on fire. The final scene will be him standing in front of his most hated enemy and then running out of lighter fluid. CWM'd -- a Punk'd style show involving CWM, Garden Gnomes, & Plenty of Alcohol *coughRoomiescough* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Two-hour special: Spell-off between CWM and Ripper. First to CORRECTLY spell a word is the winner. 2 hours? That's more like a miniseries Also: Frigidsoul should be the host No, I'm the host. It's my fucking show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 No, I'm the host. It's my fucking show. Don't make me kick you off the set I'll be the Jim Everett to your Jim Rome right-click and save-as for classic footage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 *coughRoomiescough* Boy, *that* ran out of steam quick, huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Two-hour special: Spell-off between CWM and Ripper. First to CORRECTLY spell a word is the winner. 2 hours? That's more like a miniseries Also: Frigidsoul should be the host Somebody better give me the cards with the correct spellings or the show is bound to run forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Don't be so sure. I'm normally pretty restrained (Well, not so much) but when I lose it, I really lose it. everyone knows I hate more than you. ask anyone here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Leave it to Tyrone A modern day black gangmember somehow switches bodies with a white suburban boy from the 1950's. Pyromaniac plays both the corrupt Officer Bacon and his equally corrupt grandfather. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Hi, this is Deon Dark and you're watching Jackass: New Generation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 18, 2004 that fits Dean Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 CWM'd -- a Punk'd style show involving CWM, Garden Gnomes, & Plenty of Alcohol Holy shit that would be great. Viewers could send in ideas too.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Don't be so sure. I'm normally pretty restrained (Well, not so much) but when I lose it, I really lose it. everyone knows I hate more than you. ask anyone here. You're Canadian. That makes you a pacifist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
