Guys, I thought you should know.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Here's the bride-to-be:

 

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

We're registered at Target.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

This is her moments after I proposed:

 

 

I'm making a face just like that off camera.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It'll never last. Hope you bought her a ring pop.

[Guest slacklet]

You're settling for Jack Osbourne's sloppy seconds?

 

For shame.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

She bought her own ring, obv. She's in a way higher tax bracket, ya know.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Hey Agent of Oblivion, will you ban slacklet.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Choken One and Deon Dark will be throwing you a bachelor party. It's supposed to be a secret, so keep it on the down low, ya know?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You're settling for Jack Osbourne's sloppy seconds?

 

For shame.

Jack Osbourne romped Mandy Moore?

[Zack Malibu 0]

I never heard that. I know she was servin' it up to Andy Roddick as of late.

 

Congrats, Inc. I'll be bringing along a toaster.

 

Also, will the bride serenade you for us all?

[Art Sandusky 0]

That's Mandy Moore?

 

(is out of the "who's who" loop)

[razazteca 0]

She does not look Latvian to me.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

And when did Mandy Moore develop an A+ rack?

 

I never heard that. I know she was servin' it up to Andy Roddick as of late.

BROKEN UP~!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Whenever Mandy Moore talks, she scrunches up her face like someone is giving her a spinal tap.

[Guest Museite]

That is some camera shot in the 3rd post

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Here's a more reflective side of my true love:

 

 

She's probably thinking about the war and its effect on our country's morale.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

*I'm* thinking we need more cleavage shots.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

[Ripper 0]

There is only so much cleave that she can show there.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Whenever Mandy Moore talks, she scrunches up her face like someone is giving her a spinal tap.

I'd give her a spinal tap or eighty-six.

[Guest Museite]

that dress is more like an apron in the 3rd post

[Slayer 0]

Did you know your fiancée is a whore

[Guest Dids]

I'm getting real tired of the "Women who likes sex/has had more than one partner in a year=whore" thing.

 

Don't be Hatin'

[Slayer 0]

I use whore in a wholly pejorative way

 

No actual relation to the person's sex life

[Guest Dids]

Gotcha- in that case, keep hatin'.

 

From those pictures, Mandy's um... grown up. She looks like she's 30 now. Tanning and make-up aren't her best friends.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Dids, quit saying stupid shit.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Dids, quit saying stupid shit.

She's too wholesome for you; would she ever be willing to take a shot in the mouth?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

What kind of person do you take me for, asshole?

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

What kind of person do you take me for, asshole?

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend....

 

...so does that mean that you want to take a shot in the mouth then?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Have you told her that you post here?