Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2004 The problem is that the hotties I work with are either 1) Lesbians, 2) Taken, or 3) the party-hardy type who refuse to even be caught talking to someone who "looks all smart and stuff" like me. The third ones are your safest bet. Ask em to go dancing. Dumb girls love to dance, and if you can manage to be a prick, you're golden. Oh, I'm working on it. Helps that I get them interested by claiming to be the best dancer in the place (which I am, but anyway). The natural reaction of these girls any time anyone says they're superlative at anything is to assert their own superiority. Where do you work? In a magical land where you don't reply to EVERYTHING. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 23, 2004 Where do you work? In a magical land where you don't reply to EVERYTHING. Is this world based around that? If so, what sort of places to work are there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Three minutes Report post Posted May 25, 2004 I hope to graduate from Brooklyn College in June with a degree in journalism. Personal life...nothing much happening and I'm looking to get a job with maybe the Village Voice or even the Daily News. Job or internship...I'll take either one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted May 26, 2004 Well, I'm done with college for the summer and have been BUSTING MY BALLS at work. Right now, I'm enjoying my birthday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 26, 2004 So yeah, I got fired today and won't be able to buy that car now, so anything I had going for me was shot to hell in a span of five minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 26, 2004 Haha. You are turning into me. How'd you manage that one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted May 26, 2004 Oof. Shit, Kotz, that sucks, sorry mang. If it's any consellation, I'm not doing that great myself. No job, no prospects for any job better than McDonald's, dad giving me until the end of the week to find a full-time job or move out. And my car seems constantly on the brink of collapse, which makes driving 'round the state to wrestling shows a dicey proposition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted May 27, 2004 I spent today and yesterday filling out job applications at the mall. Not only was it tragically boring, but I doubt I'll even get called back. I can't get a car until I get a job, and I can't find a good job within walking/bus distance. I'm weary and feeling wonderously defeated. Hai~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 27, 2004 I spent today and yesterday filling out job applications at the mall. Not only was it tragically boring, but I doubt I'll even get called back. I can't get a car until I get a job, and I can't find a good job within walking/bus distance. I'm weary and feeling wonderously defeated. Hai~ I like filling out applications and the such. But the rest sucks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted May 27, 2004 My girlfriend got this hot little skirt recently. She looks scrumtious in it. Thats fairly exciting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 27, 2004 I have an Internet assigment to do, but with all that downtime for my account, I'm way behind. I have to get the entire thing done in the span of four lessons. Eep. Well, at least the optional forum is up and running (see below). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 You'll probably fail, better just give up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 27, 2004 You'll probably fail, better just give up. Heh, even if I tried, I doubt I'd get the damn thing done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 28, 2004 And as of just before/right now, I'm lugging boxes to move house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 You'll probably drop one, better just live in the gutter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 28, 2004 You'll probably drop one, better just live in the gutter. Ha! The joke's on you, because I didn't! And it saddens me that the gutter gag is a cliche now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Haha. You are turning into me. How'd you manage that one? Sounds like terrorist recruitment to me. *reports AoO* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Yes. I'm the imam of my local midwestern swedish Al Qaeda cell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Turns out my last paycheck put me over the amount the guy wanted for the down payment on the '66, and I've got two interviews lined up for Tuesday, so huzzah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 You'll probably drop one, better just live in the gutter. Ha! The joke's on you, because I didn't! And it saddens me that the gutter gag is a cliche now... I was joking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 29, 2004 You'll probably drop one, better just live in the gutter. Ha! The joke's on you, because I didn't! And it saddens me that the gutter gag is a cliche now... I was joking? Yep. Shadow, maybe you should get in a fight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 I had my graduation ceremony two hours ago, so in August I'll be going to college after my summer break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted May 29, 2004 You graduated 2 hours ago......and you're not drunk? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU MAN!?!?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 You graduated 2 hours ago......and you're not drunk? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU MAN!?!?!?! The date of my post says May 29th, but the graduation obviously took place last night, so hopefully no one is confused. As for not getting drunk: "I'm Straight Edge. Drug free. Alcohol free." *does the X like CM Punk* That may not be the exact quote, but I didn't want to piss anyone off by saying "Straight Edge means.....I'm better than you." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Turns out my last paycheck put me over the amount the guy wanted for the down payment on the '66, and I've got two interviews lined up for Tuesday, so huzzah. How did you get shitcanned? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 My first (and last time) as one of the closing servers was last Saturday night. I'd never done it before, and wasn't really prepared, as I'd taken someone else's closing shift for them. I was supposed to do my cash-out and declare my tips before doing any of the cleaning and shit so the general manager could do the day's books, but no one told me this. I ended up doing all the cleaning and vaccuming and stuff before the manager asked me if I wanted him to sign my cash-out sheet yet, and I told him I hadn't done it yet. He said "aw shit, now I have to stay here another hour to do all the books over again." I felt really really bad about it, because I obviously didn't mean to do that to the guy. He thought I'd closed before and knew what to do, but I told him that it was my first time doing so, and he seemed perfectly understanding and accepted my MANY apologies. He was off the next day I worked, but on Tuesday he was there and said I was fired, citing a series of vague reasons like "we expect a certain level of performance here" then turning around and telling me I had 30 days to learn how to do everything (I'd only been on the job for two weeks). Unfortunately, SC is a hire-at-will state, so he could fire me for accidentally inconveniencing him and it be legal. In retrospect, the decision was probably made that Saturday night, because the next day I had a LOAD of problems with the kitchen, where they were taking forever to make the food for my tables (none of the other servers experienced the problem of it taking 40 minutes for a SALAD). When I told the manager who was there that day (not the guy that fired me) that the kitchen was being incredibly slow with my food specifically, the cooks all lied to her and said that I simply wasn't checking back to see if my food was up or not. So to prove that I was actually coming back quite often, I stood in the kitchen and waited for one of my orders from the moment the kitchen got it, and it STILL took them 35 minutes for, you guessed it, a pair of salads, not even salads that needed anything special like meat or something either, just leaves and dressing. So my final day there was pretty much them trying to get me to quit, I think. I almost did, but the car I was getting kept me working through all of the yelling customers and management were doing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted May 29, 2004 I have to go to work now. I am not too excited about. But daddy's gotta bring home tha cheddah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted May 30, 2004 My first (and last time) as one of the closing servers was last Saturday night. I'd never done it before, and wasn't really prepared, as I'd taken someone else's closing shift for them. I was supposed to do my cash-out and declare my tips before doing any of the cleaning and shit so the general manager could do the day's books, but no one told me this. I ended up doing all the cleaning and vaccuming and stuff before the manager asked me if I wanted him to sign my cash-out sheet yet, and I told him I hadn't done it yet. He said "aw shit, now I have to stay here another hour to do all the books over again." I felt really really bad about it, because I obviously didn't mean to do that to the guy. He thought I'd closed before and knew what to do, but I told him that it was my first time doing so, and he seemed perfectly understanding and accepted my MANY apologies. He was off the next day I worked, but on Tuesday he was there and said I was fired, citing a series of vague reasons like "we expect a certain level of performance here" then turning around and telling me I had 30 days to learn how to do everything (I'd only been on the job for two weeks). Unfortunately, SC is a hire-at-will state, so he could fire me for accidentally inconveniencing him and it be legal. In retrospect, the decision was probably made that Saturday night, because the next day I had a LOAD of problems with the kitchen, where they were taking forever to make the food for my tables (none of the other servers experienced the problem of it taking 40 minutes for a SALAD). When I told the manager who was there that day (not the guy that fired me) that the kitchen was being incredibly slow with my food specifically, the cooks all lied to her and said that I simply wasn't checking back to see if my food was up or not. So to prove that I was actually coming back quite often, I stood in the kitchen and waited for one of my orders from the moment the kitchen got it, and it STILL took them 35 minutes for, you guessed it, a pair of salads, not even salads that needed anything special like meat or something either, just leaves and dressing. So my final day there was pretty much them trying to get me to quit, I think. I almost did, but the car I was getting kept me working through all of the yelling customers and management were doing. Anyone who lives anywhere near Kotz should go to that place and FUCK SOME SHIT UP. That's ridiculus dude, I spose you wouldn't really want to work in a shithole like that anyway. And what's up with my life, I hear the thread ask? Well, I've studied 10 hours a day for the last week only to go to uni today and realise I still don't know a fucking thing. Human Anatomy is fucking shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2004 I'm considering doing there what I did when I was fired after a week at Bi-Lo (they didn't train me at all, then fired me because I didn't know what I was doing). That was to construct a crude effigy wearing my work shirt in the parking lot and setting it on fire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 30, 2004 Fire gets people arrested. Shit on the bathroom floor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
