The OAO Raw Thread - May 24, 2004

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Richards deserved that. A pissant like him shouldn't arrive so late.

Steven was getting ready to go home. His show is done.

 

Maybe he was waiting for Victoria.

 

Or the jobbers that carpool with him.

I thought Lance Storm retired.

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Hey Sly almost slipped up there.

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How fucking long has this quasi-feud between La Res and The Justice League been going on? When will it end!?! Someone make it end!

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How fucking long has this quasi-feud between La Res and The Justice League been going on? When will it end!?! Someone make it end!

This is going to sound stupid but.....which one is Grenier? I STILL don't know the difference.

[Guest Cheech]

I like how they're doing something with Hardy, but I wish it wasn't so fucking stupid and didn't have Lita in it.

 

and does this mean Stevie missed Stevie Night Heat?!

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How fucking long has this quasi-feud between La Res and The Justice League been going on? When will it end!?! Someone make it end!

This is going to sound stupid but.....which one is Grenier? I STILL don't know the difference.

Pat Patterson does.

 

*BA-DUM-CHING*

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Rock Island, IL, 2003: Goldberg comes out of the closet.

Rockford, IL, 2004: ????

 

Expectations are high for small-market Illinois RAWs.

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How fucking long has this quasi-feud between La Res and The Justice League been going on? When will it end!?! Someone make it end!

This is going to sound stupid but.....which one is Grenier? I STILL don't know the difference.

The one that...oh wait.

 

He umm...damn they do look alike lmao.

 

The one with less talent how bout that.

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Why did we have to see that?

[Guest Wondermouse]

1) That's so not a shining wizard

2) Every La Res match needs that swank neckbreaker.

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The selling of the knee from Helms was just Awesome.

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Where's Bautista?

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Watch the mullet Hayes! Remember last time?

 

And I think HBK was hiding in Stevies trunk, which explains the "I found jesus and he's in the trunk" bumper sticker he had.

[Guest Fook]

So where did Batista go? And how did HHH not see HBK coming?

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1) That's so not a shining wizard

2) Every La Res match needs that swank neckbreaker.

He was selling the leg...so couldn't do it normally. It's was "supposed" to be one.

 

And Triple H told Batista to go check on Orton and Flair.

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So where did Batista go? And how did HHH not see HBK coming?

I can say Vince always sees HBK coming...

 

Ba-dum-ching.

 

Yeah that was bad.

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No, Jumbo Jim, they did not LITERALLY beat the hell out of each other. That's not even possibly a literal thing!

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Did Jericho get new Pyro?

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Highlight Reel Time!

 

From the 6 (or seven, depending on how you count the Chyna/Jericho co-reign) time Interconinental Champion.

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Did Jericho get new Pyro?

No...it was Kane's doing.

 

But kinda, the ringposts have never went off before.

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..They have hospitals in Chinatown?

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I am loving that floating camera work when Orton was in the corner

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Lawler didn't sound gay enough. He needs to sound more gay.

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....He just called him Randall? :/

 

Lawler didn't sound gay enough. He needs to sound more gay.

That's what I was thinking...not only did he say the dude was sexy, he stated he looked like a greek god...King goes a little overboard :|

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Oh, so were giving Orton credit for taking out Austin now?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Randall! Yes. He should call himself Randall Orton!

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So where did Batista go?  And how did HHH not see HBK coming?

I can say Vince always sees HBK coming...

 

Ba-dum-ching.

 

Yeah that was bad.

I thought that one was actually pretty good.

Thanks.

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Lawler didn't sound gay enough. He needs to sound more gay.

Lawler: Look at Orton's package! Look how big it is when the title is wrapped around him.

 

Does that sound more gay?

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And... cue Benjamin.

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So where did Batista go?  And how did HHH not see HBK coming?

I can say Vince always sees HBK coming...

 

Ba-dum-ching.

 

Yeah that was bad.

I thought that one was actually pretty good.

Thanks.

Coming from you, that means it sucks.

 

Gumby rules!