Si82 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Much like OctoberBlood really. Actor, Writer, Producer, Director. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 25, 2004 There isn't any one single job I'd want to do for the rest of my life like that. If I had to do a job for a prolonged period of time, it'd either be as a circus ringmaster/ very successful sideshow owner, or a musician despised by the general populous, but with a cult following. Not necessarily metal, either. I'd like to be a professional boxer, the guy who invents new poison, a moonshine bootlegger (There's sick money in it, and hardly anyone gets busted for it anymore), a creative breaking Karate champion, and mayor of a small town. Basically anything involving performance and self defense and chemicals. I would not want to be a pro wrestler, an author, an actor, or an executive producer. I also have some contempt for anyone who just sits in an office chair all day, even if they make more money than me. If you don't at least break a sweat once, you're not working. Wrestlers and actors sweat, but they're inherently phony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Writer, specifically for ESPN or SI. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 25, 2004 There isn't any one single job I'd want to do for the rest of my life like that. If I had to do a job for a prolonged period of time, it'd either be as a circus ringmaster/ very successful sideshow owner, or a musician despised by the general populous, but with a cult following. Not necessarily metal, either. I'd like to be a professional boxer, the guy who invents new poison, a moonshine bootlegger (There's sick money in it, and hardly anyone gets busted for it anymore), a creative breaking Karate champion, and mayor of a small town. Basically anything involving performance and self defense and chemicals. I would not want to be a pro wrestler, an author, an actor, or an executive producer. I also have some contempt for anyone who just sits in an office chair all day, even if they make more money than me. If you don't at least break a sweat once, you're not working. Wrestlers and actors sweat, but they're inherently phony. Wow - you have some interesting tastes. I see what you mean about wrestlers and actors being "phony", but we need entertainment in this world. And I also see what you mean about not working if you don't break a sweat once. A proper sweat, not running to lunch. Sitting in an office chair all day is not "working" as the word is often interpreted, but it is still helping people. Manual labour is great, but it can't accomplish everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 author stage actor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Soutter Report post Posted May 25, 2004 like the sound of that gambling job Jimbo! for me anything to do with wrestling, from running a fed to being a writer then comes the other ambition, jobs that requie no effort like driving one of them cars around all day with the advertising trailers on the back, with the billboards on them, seems like a dream job to me, just drive and that it also wouldnt mind driving the escorts around damn, where are all of these driving jobs coming from, im not even a remotley good driver, ha the main job i want is to work in a book shop, seems like a pretty good job, serve the customers, order the books, put the books on the shelves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XtAtiC Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Porn star Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 25, 2004 I see what you mean about wrestlers and actors being "phony", but we need entertainment in this world. And I also see what you mean about not working if you don't break a sweat once. A proper sweat, not running to lunch. Sitting in an office chair all day is not "working" as the word is often interpreted, but it is still helping people. Manual labour is great, but it can't accomplish everything. That was just my Holden Caulfield side. I don't watch enough wrestling, tv, or movies to really bitch about any of it. I can't express myself visually at all, so most of that sort of thing is just "there" to me. I read quite a bit, I just wouldn't want to be an author. My distaste for sitting still all day is partially fueled by the white collar and intellectual elite's contempt for people with crappy jobs. I don't mind working hard, it's just the pay that sucks. That's why I picked things where I can either move around a lot (by necessity in most cases) or jobs where I have to actually physically make or manipulate something, yet still cash in. A lot of my ambitions are going to be based on pure luck, but probability works weirdly with me.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Writer, specifically for ESPN or SI. Well, you'll do better than Hunter S. Thompson... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted May 25, 2004 comic store owner/employee writer photographer for Penthouse or Hustler (fuck Playboy...they never show the good shit) porn star (altho i don't really have the...uh, 'build' for it if you know what i mean) mafia hitman marijuana farmer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarleyQuinn 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 #1: Horror Novel Writer(ala Stephen King) #2: Sports Writer for newspaper, preferably Boston Globe That's all I can come up with(That would still be cool after the first day at least) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 I'd like to be in charge of SNL for a season, just to see how much I could fuck it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 27, 2004 If I was to run a store, I'd like to run a store aimed at smart marks - selling DVDs, CDs, comic books, other literature, etc. Sure, the business would suck, but it'd still be nice... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XtAtiC Report post Posted May 27, 2004 I can't believe some of you would dedicate urselves so much to this site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just Looking Report post Posted May 31, 2004 Bullpen catcher. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2004 1) Diplomat 2) Stockbroker 3) Economist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 31, 2004 I can't believe some of you would dedicate urselves so much to this site. Did I say anything about this site? But yes, I am dedicated to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2004 Being a WWE jobber. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2004 To have my own band and make a living from it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renegade 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2004 Anything that involves dancing, drinking, fucking and fighting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2004 Actor, Writer, Director, Producer. ^^^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2004 Oh, so you want to be Irish? I'd wanna be some sort of writer, preferably fiction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2004 Bikini inspector or beaver patrol. Hahahahaha oh wow, yowza. I want to write, or do something creative. I don't know what my talents will lead me to yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted June 1, 2004 Bikini inspector or beaver patrol. Hahahahaha oh wow, yowza. how about Muff Diver? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
