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Round 3 results - winners in bold

 

Prince Paul xxxxxxxxxxxx

DJ Jeff xx

 

ScottKeith xxxx

Sigmund Freud xxxxxxxxxx

 

JudasSault xxxx

Eagan xxxxxxxxxx

 

Prime xxxxx

Nunzio Cardozo xxxxxxxxx

 

Gheyme xxxxxx

*scratches head and leaves* xxxxxxxxx

 

Round 4 - voting ends Thursday at 1:00 AM

 

Prince Paul receives bye to finals due to his continued dominance *and* my inability to create logical brackets. Next two rounds will determine his opponent.

 

Sigmund Freud

Eagan

 

Nunzio Cardozo

*scratches head and leaves*

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Can someone remind me of what *scratches head and leaves* did to make it to the semis?

*scratches head and leaves*

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And so the circle-jerk of TSM reaches the seventh level of hell. People here voting for the gimmicks they tried to foist on the rest of us and the trolls they wanted to ban. Truly this would be the height of post-modernism if it wasn't so backwards in its execution.

 

Lets look at the five posters left. Prince Paul, a poster who started out as a troll, finished up as a troll and in between graced us with his phallus. To say that the last thing we should be giving him is attention is like saying you shouldn't fuck a tiger up the arse with a twelve inch strap-on in mating season. He is currently back on this board under another name, and sooner or later he will be banned for trolling. It will be our loss.

 

Eagan, a poster who gave this board countless links to media, who livened up this board no end, who actually became well liked when he returned as Krazy Karter and yet a poster who was hounded off the board because the establishment didn't like him. The self same establishment who derride this board for its current poor status. Truly the stupidest in any group are the leaders.

 

Nunzio Cardozo wanted to fuck his mother. He fucked my mother, and he's going to fuck your mother tomorrow. This alone makes him more of a lothario than most of the board. He was entertaining, witty and popular. So why was he banned? I don't know, but I'm sure it had something to do with him being better than everybody else here. Or breaking rules. Or Dr Tom being a prissy little bitch again. Or something else.

 

*scratches head and leaves* was a one-trick pony. This is exactly one trick more than every other pony on this board apart from -ib- whose trick is sucking the fattest fat one in all Mercia. The fact that an unfunny one-line joke that was repeated ad nauseum holds such a place in the hearts of so many on this board gives an insight to the stupidity of the morons who have decided to waste their time voting on a tournament which was a waste of time in the first place. When you are lying on your death bed, think of the time you wasted voting on this tounament, and God will let you into Heaven out of pity alone.

 

That just leaves myself. After reading this you will think that I am funny, dry and probably Incandenza. You will also think that I am quite clever. All of this is wrong. You already look up to me as being your better, and yet this is based on a sarcastic post written on a message board, surely the least credible form of cool. However, I am a fat spotty overweight 12 year-old goth from Montana called Julian. This is untrue, but it is also a metaphor which means I don't have to make sense. Suffice to say all of this is stupid and this is why it appeals to your purile mind.

 

Vote Sigmund Freud.

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Can someone remind me of what *scratches head and leaves* did to make it to the semis?

*scratches head and leaves*

That's a terrible gimmick. Any twit with half a brain cell could've done that.

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