DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 The only baby that it would be uglier than Kane's would be Albert. All it would be is a clump of hair coming out. The birth would sound like a cat coughing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 The only baby that it would be uglier than Kane's would be Albert. All it would be is a clump of hair coming out. The birth would sound like a cat coughing. Come on. Lita's voice isn't THAT bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted May 27, 2004 Yeah, but the face is. I like the Russo swerve. It's just what this angle needs. It's Russo's baby and it's revealed in the same show he fathered Johnny Nitro's sister's cat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 To put everything together. Kane impregnated Lita. Since Kane is a Supernatural Entity, so are his children; meaning advanced pregnancy for Lita. She gives birth at Bad Blood (backstage) and Matt decides he is the one who will be doing the delivery. A hand pops out and chokeslams him. The Camera shows Matt on the floor knocked out and Lita screaming. We see Lita looking at something and that something is a fully grown man with a black glove on covered in goo. That manbaby laughs and JR says "My god, what is that, is that Kanes child, it's hideous, my god" and the manbaby punches the camera and we lose the feed. The next night on RAW the manbaby comes out and cuts a promo talking about his predestined arrival in the WWE. He says he would have come earlier, but his former bearer -Mae Young- wasn't suitable enough to give birth to him, hence only his hand came out (see, Kane likes to fuck dead things and that was the closest he could find). This all ties in with the Undertaker / Mordecai storyline where Mordecai (The Shadowruler) wants to destroy the Undertaker (the Lord of Darkness) so he can rule over all the souls in the universe. The Manbaby, who identifies himself as Surt, has come to destroy the world so it can begin anew; to put an end to the bickering between these gods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHK 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 After it got the god push and won the title, it would have to tag team with Thing from the Addam's Family and win the tag straps to become a double champion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 Just so I feel good, I mentioned this in the RAW thread right after Kane said "Its over" And I felt stupid for suggesting such an angle. Posted on: May 24 2004, 09:25 PM QUOTE (Man Of 1,004 Modes @ May 24 2004, 09:23 PM) KANE~! God, this angle makes me want to vomit in my cornflakes. I'm guessing Kane forced Lita to dress up in a cheer leader outfit and lay inside a coffin before he did his THANG. I figured it out! Kane wanted Lita to have his baby.. and somehow Matt Hardy is going to think its his.. and then they will fight and cause Lita to have a miscarriage. I think I've seen this before somewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 They should have Matt freak out like Raven in ECW during the angle w/ Beulah and Dreamer and scream "The pills say 'One a day', moron!". Then they can have Matt attack Steve Richards for some reason until Lita screams "It's not his! It's..........it's Kanes." Money. And then Lita Makes out with Gail Kim Matt is flaborgasted and kane says he'll take them both. and the crowd chants HE'S HARDCORE HE'S HARDCORE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 No no, Shane's baby saves the day WRESTLEMANIA 21 MAIN EVENT!!! KANE BABY VS. SHANE BABY!!! Special Guest Referee: Starburst Baby, who winces at the crapitude of the match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 AND THE BABY SITS UP!!! BEST.ANGLE.EVER This entire thing would be worth it for that one moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted May 27, 2004 Maybe Kane just wanted a blowjob. Ever think of that, smart-asses? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 Slightly off topic...but I don't think I ever got an answer to this question: What's the name of Shane and Marissa's baby? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 Oh come on! that baby would be a super worker! The power of Kane! The botched spots of Lita! Kanita Jr = MONEY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 28, 2004 you all try too hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Question. Does anyone else think that when Kane cums instead of shooting out seamen he shoots fire out of his dick in climax with him being a supernatural being that can control fire and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RepoMan 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Looking at the positive, at least they'd be writing an angle that would have to last 9 months ... and long-term planning is a good thing. The writers will get bored and pump the baby out in three months and say "Uh, it was all an evil plan and they really fucked on Christmas Eve." Well, if Kane has supernatural powers, the baby should develop really fast like in Village of the Damned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Slightly off topic...but I don't think I ever got an answer to this question: What's the name of Shane and Marissa's baby? Grapefruits? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Slightly off topic...but I don't think I ever got an answer to this question: What's the name of Shane and Marissa's baby? Beelzebub Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Wondermouse Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Declan James. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TigerDriver91 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Slightly off topic...but I don't think I ever got an answer to this question: What's the name of Shane and Marissa's baby? The name of the baby is Hunter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Question. Does anyone else think that when Kane cums instead of shooting out seamen he shoots fire out of his dick in climax with him being a supernatural being that can control fire and all. Under my storyline, that angle is covered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 I'm proud to have started the thread of the month. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Question. Does anyone else think that when Kane cums instead of shooting out seamen he shoots fire out of his dick in climax Oh no, that IS his special power, he shoots seamen. Ahoy, matey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Kane's kid vs. a REBORN KATIE VICK! FUCKING MONEY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Question. Does anyone else think that when Kane cums instead of shooting out seamen he shoots fire out of his dick in climax Oh no, that IS his special power, he shoots seamen. Ahoy, matey. ...and then they bukkake Miss Jackie. They'll also have punny names, like Seaman Staines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Question. Does anyone else think that when Kane cums instead of shooting out seamen he shoots fire out of his dick in climax with him being a supernatural being that can control fire and all. Yes, perhaps Kane's urethra is similair to a flamethrower. I always assumed he just shot a stream of gas out, and if you lit it all hell would break loose. Or maybe he draws eyes on the crispy critter, and adds a few scales and fins and such and calls it "Trogdor the Burninator". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 They should have Matt freak out like Raven in ECW during the angle w/ Beulah and Dreamer and scream "The pills say 'One a day', moron!". Then they can have Matt attack Steve Richards for some reason until Lita screams "It's not his! It's..........it's Kanes." Money. Oh so Classique that was Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 before The Hellspawn seed can take over the world..that is WWE...The Undertaker as the caring Uncle takes Holy blessed Dagger, blessed by Mordechai and the two join forces to Destroy the Omen! Played by Sam Neil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 28, 2004 It's been a few hours since anyone replied in this thread. Don't stop guys! This is a Classic in the making fo sure!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlaskanHero 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 I had a dream about Kane last night. He was in the ring wearing his old mask then he took it off and it wasn't Kane, it was HIS SON! And J.R was going ape shit saying:"MY GAWD! IT'S KANE'S SON!" and the crowd started cheering and chanting Kane's real last name (I forget how it's spelled). It was weird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Slightly off topic... I laughed at this, for some reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
