LucharesuFan619 Posted May 28, 2004 Report Posted May 28, 2004 I can't testify to the authenticity of this article. I found it on two different message boards, but neither posted a source. It says it's from Reuters, but I can't find it on any major sites, although I doubt they'd mention it...But anyway, this is the article: Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen May 28, 10:51 am ET LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday. The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise. "He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said. The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers. The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted May 28, 2004 Report Posted May 28, 2004 What did the poor hen do to earn a slaughtering?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted May 28, 2004 Report Posted May 28, 2004 boring. CHicken Fuckers are old. Now if he was fucking a cat or something...
Guest MikeSC Posted May 28, 2004 Report Posted May 28, 2004 boring. CHicken Fuckers are old. Now if he was fucking a cat or something... Was he trying to teach people to read? -=Mike
Guest FrigidSoul Posted May 28, 2004 Report Posted May 28, 2004 Now if he was fucking a cat or something... That's Piss' department
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted May 28, 2004 Report Posted May 28, 2004 What did the poor hen do to earn a slaughtering? Maybe to spare it the horrendous flashbacks of being raped by a disgusting human
Guest Fook Posted May 28, 2004 Report Posted May 28, 2004 What did the poor hen do to earn a slaughtering? It was all fucked up.
Guest Cerebus Posted May 28, 2004 Report Posted May 28, 2004 Well its on their website so I can assume its authentic.
RavishingRickRudo Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 Having sex with a hen? That's fucking fowl, man.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 Rudo ties me for the worst joke made thus far in this thread
RavishingRickRudo Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 Mines much worse than yours. Had you said, "I wonder if it was a nice cluck", then you'd have a case.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 I dunno, I mean I called a hen that a man raped a chicken-head...it was pretty bad.
RavishingRickRudo Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 Yeah, but it's too ghetto IMO - that's me though, I'm more for old school bad jokes. Like... "I wonder if he'd call that, finger-lickin good..."
NYU Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 How about: So which wound up coming first, the chicken or the man?
RavishingRickRudo Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 *hands title over to NY Untouchable*
Guest FrigidSoul Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 Word has it that these are his undergarments
NYU Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 Frigid, I'll be damned if you steal the title away from me. So, which do you think was the better lay for the hen? The eggs or the man?
Richard Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 What did the poor hen do to earn a slaughtering? Maybe to spare it the horrendous flashbacks of being raped by a disgusting human You'd think she'd be used to cocks by now.
Ravenbomb Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 Hey, maybe... hmm... Crap, I can't think of a funny way to make a Zombeak reference... *insert hilarious Zombeak reference here*
Guest MikeSC Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 Hey, maybe... hmm... Crap, I can't think of a funny way to make a Zombeak reference... *insert hilarious Zombeak reference here* *Wonders what the hell 'zombeak' is* -=Mike
Guest MikeSC Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 Bow before Zombeak puny mortals! *Regrets asking said question* -=Mike
Ted the Poster Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 Was the guy a breast man or a leg man? Or maybe it was a revenge thing. "Chicken... gave me a bad coupon..."
The Czech Republic Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 It's a good thing the relationship ended when it did, I hate to see a man end up hen-pecked.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 Quit being a bunch of uncaring cocks -- a man died you know...
Guest croweater Posted May 29, 2004 Report Posted May 29, 2004 It's hard to have sympathy for a man who had sex with a hen and then tried to hill his wife... I'm sure that ruffled a few feathers amoungst the community.
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