Man hangs self after having sex with hen

[LucharesuFan619 0]

I can't testify to the authenticity of this article. I found it on two different message boards, but neither posted a source. It says it's from Reuters, but I can't find it on any major sites, although I doubt they'd mention it...But anyway, this is the article:

 

 

 

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

 

 

May 28, 10:51 am ET

 

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

 

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

 

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

 

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

What did the poor hen do to earn a slaughtering?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

She was a dirty chicken-head

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

boring. CHicken Fuckers are old.

 

Now if he was fucking a cat or something...

[Guest MikeSC]

boring. CHicken Fuckers are old.

 

Now if he was fucking a cat or something...

Was he trying to teach people to read?

-=Mike

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Now if he was fucking a cat or something...

That's Piss' department

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

What did the poor hen do to earn a slaughtering?

Maybe to spare it the horrendous flashbacks of being raped by a disgusting human

[Guest Fook]

What did the poor hen do to earn a slaughtering?

It was all fucked up.

[Guest Cerebus]

Well its on their website so I can assume its authentic.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Having sex with a hen?

 

That's fucking fowl, man.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Rudo ties me for the worst joke made thus far in this thread

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Mines much worse than yours.

 

Had you said, "I wonder if it was a nice cluck", then you'd have a case.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I dunno, I mean I called a hen that a man raped a chicken-head...it was pretty bad.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Yeah, but it's too ghetto IMO - that's me though, I'm more for old school bad jokes.

 

Like...

 

"I wonder if he'd call that, finger-lickin good..."

[NYU 0]

How about:

 

So which wound up coming first, the chicken or the man?

[Slayer 0]

Anyone seen IDRM lately?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

*hands title over to NY Untouchable*

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Word has it that these are his undergarments

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[NYU 0]

Frigid, I'll be damned if you steal the title away from me.

 

So, which do you think was the better lay for the hen? The eggs or the man?

[Richard 0]

What did the poor hen do to earn a slaughtering?

Maybe to spare it the horrendous flashbacks of being raped by a disgusting human

 

You'd think she'd be used to cocks by now.

[Ravenbomb 0]

Hey, maybe...

 

hmm...

 

 

Crap, I can't think of a funny way to make a Zombeak reference...

 

 

*insert hilarious Zombeak reference here*

[Guest MikeSC]

Hey, maybe...

 

hmm...

 

 

Crap, I can't think of a funny way to make a Zombeak reference...

 

 

*insert hilarious Zombeak reference here*

*Wonders what the hell 'zombeak' is*

-=Mike

[Guest El Satanico]

Bow before Zombeak puny mortals!

[Guest MikeSC]

Bow before Zombeak puny mortals!

*Regrets asking said question*

-=Mike

[Ted the Poster 0]

Was the guy a breast man or a leg man?

 

Or maybe it was a revenge thing. "Chicken... gave me a bad coupon..."

[The Czech Republic 0]

It's a good thing the relationship ended when it did, I hate to see a man end up hen-pecked.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Was she fair game?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Quit being a bunch of uncaring cocks -- a man died you know...

[Guest croweater]

It's hard to have sympathy for a man who had sex with a hen and then tried to hill his wife... I'm sure that ruffled a few feathers amoungst the community.

[Guest Vitamin X]

This thread is pun-tastic.