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I can't testify to the authenticity of this article. I found it on two different message boards, but neither posted a source. It says it's from Reuters, but I can't find it on any major sites, although I doubt they'd mention it...But anyway, this is the article:

 

 

 

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

 

 

May 28, 10:51 am ET

 

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

 

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

 

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

 

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

boring. CHicken Fuckers are old.

 

Now if he was fucking a cat or something...

Guest MikeSC
Posted
boring. CHicken Fuckers are old.

 

Now if he was fucking a cat or something...

Was he trying to teach people to read?

-=Mike

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted
Now if he was fucking a cat or something...

That's Piss' department

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
What did the poor hen do to earn a slaughtering?

Maybe to spare it the horrendous flashbacks of being raped by a disgusting human

Guest Fook
Posted
What did the poor hen do to earn a slaughtering?

It was all fucked up.

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted

Rudo ties me for the worst joke made thus far in this thread

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted

I dunno, I mean I called a hen that a man raped a chicken-head...it was pretty bad.

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted

Word has it that these are his undergarments

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted

Frigid, I'll be damned if you steal the title away from me.

 

So, which do you think was the better lay for the hen? The eggs or the man?

Posted
What did the poor hen do to earn a slaughtering?

Maybe to spare it the horrendous flashbacks of being raped by a disgusting human

 

You'd think she'd be used to cocks by now.

Guest MikeSC
Posted
Hey, maybe...

 

hmm...

 

 

Crap, I can't think of a funny way to make a Zombeak reference...

 

 

*insert hilarious Zombeak reference here*

*Wonders what the hell 'zombeak' is*

-=Mike

Guest croweater
Posted

It's hard to have sympathy for a man who had sex with a hen and then tried to hill his wife... I'm sure that ruffled a few feathers amoungst the community.

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