The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

[DerangedHermit 0]

Why the fuck wasn't I first pick.

Um...uh...they save the best for last?

[Guest Vitamin X]

~!!!!!

[Guest Dids]

 

TEAM KOTZ!! WHUT!?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Fooster's overrated.

 

FAKE EDIT (what, he's on my team now, I can steal it): Do I mean this post in jest? Is this a ploy to get Fooster drafted? Stay tuned!

 

REAL EDIT: P. Didsy!

[Art Sandusky 0]

But his overratedness is what makes him great, and thus perfectly rated, almost underrated.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge is so blatantly superior it's almost criminal to continue the draft.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Team Kotzenjunge is so blatantly superior to all except for Team FrigidSoul that it's almost criminal to continue the draft.

I agree

[Art Sandusky 0]

Look at the parlor tricks these other teams have to use to appear better than us. All smoke and mirrors.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Fooster's overrated.

 

FAKE EDIT (what, he's on my team now, I can steal it): Do I mean this post in jest? Is this a ploy to get Fooster drafted? Stay tuned!

 

REAL EDIT: P. Didsy!

Stop stealing my ideas.

 

 

YES~!

[justsoyouknow 0]

That was pointless.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Pfft...we'll see how well you guys gel. I give it a week before JSYK attempts a mutiny.

[Guest Dids]

Malibu's just shooting himself in the foot. At this point I think AS may just dominate him by accident.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You should find somebody more attractive than Avril Lavigne(or however its spelled) to represent CanadianChick. I was thinking Lacey Chabert personally.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Malibu's just shooting himself in the foot. At this point I think AS may just dominate him my accident.

Yes, it was your accident for saying that. You should know better, Shuffle.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Look at the parlor tricks these other teams have to use to appear better than us. All smoke and mirrors.

And you should know about parlor tricks.

 

::crowd goes OOH::

[Zack Malibu 0]

You should find somebody more attractive than Avril Lavigne(or however its spelled) to represent CanadianChick. I was thinking Lacey Chabert personally.

I don't think Lacey is a Canadian chick, which means it loses something in translation.

[justsoyouknow 0]

There will be no mutiny, Malibu.

 

How much are you offering?

[DerangedHermit 0]

There will be no mutiny, Malibu.

 

How much are you offering?

He's offering Mark-Paul Gossalaer's career.

 

Come to Team FrigidSoul. You can be a Tiffany Amber Thiessen.

[Guest Dids]

There's several good looking Canadian girls, Avril is not one of them. From seeing stills from The Mean Girls, Lacey isn't one of the good looking American ones either.

[Guest Vitamin X]

You're not going to be on the same team as I am.

 

Go away, Kotzer.

[Zack Malibu 0]

There will be no mutiny, Malibu.

 

How much are you offering?

$10,000 up front in cash, and half the royalties from the Team Malibu clothing line. Plus VIP entry and free drinks at either of my cousins nightclubs.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge

 

V.S.

 

Team FrigidSoul

[Guest Vitamin X]

Chump change, Zack. Chump change.

[Art Sandusky 0]

BREAKING NEWS

 

Team FrigidSoul and Team Kotzenjunge have struck a deal whereby, upon their returns to the board, Hoff goes to Team FrigidSoul and BX goes to Team Kotzenjunge.

 

Team Zack Malibu can have TSA09.

[justsoyouknow 0]

There will be no mutiny, Malibu.

 

How much are you offering?

$10,000 up front in cash, and half the royalties from the Team Malibu clothing line. Plus VIP entry and free drinks at either of my cousins nightclubs.

Vitamin X is upset that no one's lobbying for his services.

 

I'm intrigued by your offer, Zack. However, I cannot betray my allegiances to Team Kotz. Spoon and David are like brothers...Inc is like the verbally abusive father I never had, IDRM is like the family member that no one speaks of, and Dids is the guy that shows up at family dinners at eats everything in sight.

 

Team Kotz is family. Team Malibu can't offer that.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I look at this like the wrestling war from a few years back. Kotz is like Eric Bischoff, thinking that the name value of his roster means instant success. Frigid is like Vince, hiring guys that are so alike they're interchangeable with one another. I'm Paul Heyman, taking a chance on the lesser known yet talented lot, along with some name value along the way. Considering Bischoff now works for Vince and Vince took many of his best ideas from Heyman, I'm pleased with the comparison.

 

And no, my team will not go bankrupt, thank you.

[1234-5678 0]

But that dude sucks, so who cares.

 

"Yeah well you know, that's just like........your opinion, man."

 

Dids has the right idea, I was the guy picked way too late who will eventually win numerous awards, overhaul his whole persona and become a superstar, ala Dennis Rodman.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Team Kotzenjunge

 

V.S.

 

Team FrigidSoul

VS.

 

Team ZackMalibu

[justsoyouknow 0]

I look at this like the wrestling war from a few years back. Kotz is like Eric Bischoff, thinking that the name value of his roster means instant success. Frigid is like Vince, hiring guys that are so alike they're interchangeable with one another. I'm Paul Heyman, taking a chance on the lesser known yet talented lot, along with some name value along the way. Considering Bischoff now works for Vince and Vince took many of his best ideas from Heyman, I'm pleased with the comparison.

 

And no, my team will not go bankrupt, thank you.

So you want me to sacrifice my blood, sweat, and tears but still not achieve mainstream success? No thank you, sir. Kotz for life. Whut.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I look at this like the wrestling war from a few years back.  Kotz is like Eric Bischoff, thinking that the name value of his roster means instant success.  Frigid is like Vince, hiring guys that are so alike they're interchangeable with one another.  I'm Paul Heyman, taking a chance on the lesser known yet talented lot, along with some name value along the way.  Considering Bischoff now works for Vince and Vince took many of his best ideas from Heyman, I'm pleased with the comparison.

 

And no, my team will not go bankrupt, thank you.

So you want me to sacrifice my blood, sweat, and tears but still not achieve mainstream success? No thank you, sir. Kotz for life. Whut.

Three letters for you...R-V-D. See if you get the push you deserve with Uncle Eric in charge.