The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

[Art Sandusky 0]

MAN am I glad you're on Anglesault's team.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Stop typing.

Oh, sweet delicous irony.

[Guest]

Inserted up -iB-'s ass.

Why don't you use the quote button, dumbass?

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Posting skills? On a message board? Fuck that shit; totally overrated. Now, where's my crowbar?

 

That was what I replied to. It also explains -iB- stomach cramps.

I think that's what iB wanted to help him with his stomach cramps. He got frustrated after trying to puncture himself in the abdomen to jar his shitjam, and thought it would more effective to use the crowbar inside of him instead after all that tarn'darn'frustration.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Why don't you use the quote button, dumbass?

Quiet you.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Why don't you use the quote button, dumbass?

Because IDRM pointed out I don't need to quote the post right above me. In this case, someone else replied at the same time...dumbass.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Hey now, you two are on the same team. Stop fighting.

[Guest]

Because IDRM pointed out I don't need to quote the post right above me. In this case, someone else replied at the same time...dumbass.

 

Fuck you.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I'm only on the team for shits and giggles. The team is filled with plenty of shits but not enough giggles.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Fuck you.

Please use these special polystyrene bats to playfully hit each other with.

 

 

Wait, where did the polystyrene go?

[Nighthawk 0]

Fuck you.

Please use these special polystyrene bats to playfully hit each other with.

 

 

Wait, where did the polystyrene go?

Inserted up -iB-'s ass.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Ah IDRM, making me proud of my 3rd round pick with every post.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

WTF. Is everything inserted up -iB-'s ass nowadays? I know he has a really wide gaping asshole and all... fuck, there's got to be some surgery tools unrecoverably stuck in that stinky abyss.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

If nothing else, -iB- makes a good affordable means of storage space

[Adam 0]

and even then, only so much can fit up there.

[Guest Quik]

I am an island. Fuck all of you. 

 

You and your little cliques. I need noone, I am a lone wolf. Thus, I  challenge any of you... to whatever it is you do. I'll take all you bitches on. It don't matter. All I need is a set of jumper cables, a crowbar, and a bikechain.

If you're upset no one drafted you, take a long look at your sig.

I don't need a team. Again, as I said before: I am an island.

 

And what the hell's wrong with my sig? Those bitches are hot.

 

Now, somebody get me my fucking crowbar so I can start crackin' skulls.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

You know where to find one....(offers you a ticket to Australia)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I just sleeped the entire day....I feel guilty

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

I'm on Team Malibu now.? That's weird. I figured I would have gone to Kotz's team. But trust me Mr. Malibu I won't let you down. m

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That extra m let me down.

[Ted the Poster 0]

What the FUCK? I lose internet access for a short time and now I find that I'm on Team Post Whore!?! Why was I put on a team with a Bankees fan, the world record holder for post whoring and the Mighty Morphing Fagtime Rangers? Maybe it's because I don't have an AWESOME reputation or gimmick like some others here. I know! I'll stick a leaky glowstick up my ass, toss on a ladykillin' fedora, read the latest Teen Beat magazine, watch The OC and masturbate to pictures of Derek Jeter and Kurt Angle! That'll make me kewl 4 SURE!

 

Or maybe it's because I'm not as well-known as others. Either way, fuck this. I resign from my "team" and declare myself a freelance poster. If I'm not allowed to resign, then I'll be a Benedict Arnold and post against my own team.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Actually, that's intriguing. Team ChokenSault has a REBEL~

[Ted the Poster 0]

So I'm not allowed to quit? FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

 

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YOU put me on that shithole of a team, didn't you Kotz? Shame on you for doing that to a fellow Carolinian! SHAME~!!!

[Art Sandusky 0]

I didn't know you were a fellow Carolinian, and you ended up on Anglesault's team because no one drafted you. That's just how it is. I'd take you on my team, but of all the teams, I'd say ChokenSault needs someone the most.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Screw that. I'm no damned martyr.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Any other leader who might read this, do you want Meatwad on your team? I just don't want to extend the 0wnage even more with another member.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Jesus. HD has been this active only a handful of times before.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I'd be willing to take on Meatwad if he brought back the Quizno Hampster avatar. Otherwise he needs to go to Team Malibu

[Ted the Poster 0]

Done and done.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

I'm guessing Meatwad is a Frigidsoul now? He isn't satisfying women anymore?