The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I don't think Lacey is a Canadian chick, which means it loses something in translation.

well...CanadianChick > Avril

 

That's all I'm saying

[1234-5678 0]

I am definitely the Tommy Dreamer of Team Malibu......well maybe the Sandman, you know, with the drinking and all.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I like that attitude. Have a six pack, on me.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I am definitely the Tommy Dreamer of Team Malibu......well maybe the Sandman, you know, with the drinking and all.

and the ability to botch a match not even 3min into it?

[Guest Vitamin X]

I look at this like the wrestling war from a few years back.  Kotz is like Eric Bischoff, thinking that the name value of his roster means instant success.  Frigid is like Vince, hiring guys that are so alike they're interchangeable with one another.  I'm Paul Heyman, taking a chance on the lesser known yet talented lot, along with some name value along the way.  Considering Bischoff now works for Vince and Vince took many of his best ideas from Heyman, I'm pleased with the comparison.

 

And no, my team will not go bankrupt, thank you.

So you want me to sacrifice my blood, sweat, and tears but still not achieve mainstream success? No thank you, sir. Kotz for life. Whut.

But eventually you'll end up bankrupt anyways..

 

Continue to rot in Kotzdom. Team Malibu doesn't need you.

[1234-5678 0]

I am definitely the Tommy Dreamer of Team Malibu......well maybe the Sandman, you know, with the drinking and all.

and the ability to botch a match not even 3min into it?

I clocked you in at 74 seconds with that insult. I had you pegged for 45 seconds. C'mon, speed that shit up, Frig.

[Guest Dids]

I like to think of myself as the Dusty Rhodes of Team Kotz

 

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I clocked you in at 74 seconds with that insult. I had you pegged for 45 seconds. C'mon, speed that shit up, Frig.

I can't be blamed for the board's RAM issues.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

...ewww

[Zack Malibu 0]

Tyler's gonna have to take back that ballerina pic, unless he wants his team uniform to be a tutu. Say hey to the newest member o' the team.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Team Kotzenjunge

 

V.S.

 

Team FrigidSoul

VS.

 

Team ZackMalibu

...

 

*post edited*

[Art Sandusky 0]

Goddammit Zack, Tyler was MINE next! You don't know how to properly use one of the few liberals on the board!

[Der Kommissar 0]

I don't know. That is a pretty scary ballerina. With Tyson's unstable mental state, I think she could take him.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

The new TEAM MALIBU!~

[Zack Malibu 0]

Pfft, I'm not a political person at all. If Tyler's got an opinion something, he can speak his peice, because I won't cramp his style at all. No underlying agendas in this team, no sir.

[Guest Vitamin X]

The new TEAM MALIBU!~

We murder the competition.

[Art Sandusky 0]

We eat the competition's children. Beat that.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

We eat the competition's children. Beat that.

We don't have dumbass tatoos on our face.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Superstar is the only one capable of finding Allyson Hannigan pictures that I find attractive.

[Art Sandusky 0]

We eat the competition's children. Beat that.

We don't have dumbass tatoos on our face.

You're not hard enough for face tattoos.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

SuperStar is also Team FrigidSoul's main weapon in the War on Popick-ism.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

I just want to embark on a journey to discover why he uses "dood" instead of "dude".

[Guest Dids]

Some queermo has edited the fun words out of this, but I have the original at home.

 

Anyway.

 

Team KOTZ:

 

[justsoyouknow 0]

Continue to rot in Kotzdom. Team Malibu doesn't need you.

Your team leader is negotiating with me. I don't remember anyone asking for you input.

[Art Sandusky 0]

That my team members are being actively courted by the other leaders shows the superiority of our collective talent.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Thank god Kotz took Cartman. I was worried I'd get stuck with him cause he'd be last up there.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

I can't believe Dynamite Kido hasn't been selected yet!

 

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

[Murmuring Beast 0]

This is like gym-class all over again.

[justsoyouknow 0]

It's a good thing you drafted Vitamin X to make sure that Mr. Ali is hydrated.