Art Sandusky Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Posted June 11, 2004 Awwwww, Mike doesn't want his team broken up! What a trooper.
Guest MikeSC Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 You know, at least with a Magic tournament Kotz would be out with other people. We're just sitting at our computers talking shit to each other. I don't know who the loser's supposed to be here. Seeing as how a team he likes to bash seemed to be --- well, with one notable exception --- not around for most of the evening, I guess we can see which "team" is more laden with losers. Ah well. Awwwww, Mike doesn't want his team broken up! What a trooper. Are you ever NOT at your computer? -=Mike
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Kotz glued himself to his keyboard years ago.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 And it wasn't his hands that were glued to it
Nighthawk Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 The implication being that it was his penis. I thought some might not have picked up on the connotation.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 I meant his feet. Not everything is about the penis you know
Slayer Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Thumbtack is like an amalgamation of the worst traits of many black metal bands. The corpsepaint, the goatfucking, the churchburning... well, actually it was a Church's Chicken, but the thought was there
Art Sandusky Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Posted June 11, 2004 IDRM spins the beats at Team Kotzenjunge's supacool club. It's quite the interesting night already, as it is every night at Club Kotz. Zack Malibu and FrigidSoul try to bribe their teams' way in, but they have no business here.
CanadianChick Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Can some other team PLEASE sign me on for the league minimum? I have some form of useness...I guess. No --- you don't. -=Mike Pot...kettle...black.
Adam Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Oooooh, and Team Malibu gets one of their only hits for the day. Well done number 2 draft pick, well done. Only another few thousand points to go to be remotely close to Team Kotz.
spiny norman Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Can some other team PLEASE sign me on for the league minimum? I have some form of useness...I guess. No --- you don't. -=Mike Pot...kettle...black. As opposed to you, who has all the uses of being female and thus lusted after by the desperate males who have little to no taste (ie. FrigidSoul, Zack) and thus bring the entire message board down in terms of quality reading because of the increase of your asinine posts of increasing boredom as you constantly post because you feel reinforced by the love for you from some male posters (ie. Frigid, Zack) who love you because they feel that their sexuality is reinforced by the fact that they actually speak with another female on the internet. So yes, Canadian Chick, you do have some form of usefulness, because we need bland uninspiring posters such as yourself just so as to reinforce the sexuality and posting quality (because even they post better than your mindless bland writings) of two of the three team leaders who have no redeeming qualities barring perhaps that they are better than you.
NYU Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Finally! It's nice to see a post in these Gang Wars threads from "Nice Guy Luggage." Need your team to carry you anywhere else tonight?
Nighthawk Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 But a deltoid and a bicep, a hot groin and a tricep Makes me shake, makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the... hand. In just seven days I can make you a maaa-ha-ha-ha-haan.
The Kid Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 *Runs in, putting on class ring.* Did I miss anything?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Can some other team PLEASE sign me on for the league minimum? I have some form of useness...I guess. No --- you don't. -=Mike Pot...kettle...black. As opposed to you, who has all the uses of being female and thus lusted after by the desperate males who have little to no taste (ie. FrigidSoul, Zack) and thus bring the entire message board down in terms of quality reading because of the increase of your asinine posts of increasing boredom as you constantly post because you feel reinforced by the love for you from some male posters (ie. Frigid, Zack) who love you because they feel that their sexuality is reinforced by the fact that they actually speak with another female on the internet. So yes, Canadian Chick, you do have some form of usefulness, because we need bland uninspiring posters such as yourself just so as to reinforce the sexuality and posting quality (because even they post better than your mindless bland writings) of two of the three team leaders who have no redeeming qualities barring perhaps that they are better than you. Awesome.
Adam Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Nice Guy Luggage? That's the best you can do? Man, with the bland heel you portray on the efed, I couldn't have expected any better I suppose. I bet you were thinking of that line for quite a while before you posted it. I havent posted in this thread? Check the first page dumbass, I was here from the start. You're an add-on, a lackey to your team. You don't mean anything really. You're just another member that think sthey have a good call, but in the end they end up getting owned by everybody else. You try in vein to improve your image, but with superior beings in and around this board, its just not happening. There is no reason to continue, so you may as well just give up now while you still have some shred of credibility.
NYU Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Nice post, suitcase. Your pale imitation of the previous Spiny Norman post was inspirational.
The Kid Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 I always thought of him as more of a duffel bag...but whatever.
DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Zack Malibu and FrigidSoul try to bribe their teams' way in, but they have no business here. I have no problem with Frigid being compared with Will Ferrell. Isn't that a compliment? And isn't Kotz Chris Kataan?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Can some other team PLEASE sign me on for the league minimum? I have some form of useness...I guess. No --- you don't. -=Mike Pot...kettle...black. As opposed to you, who has all the uses of being female and thus lusted after by the desperate males who have little to no taste (ie. FrigidSoul, Zack) and thus bring the entire message board down in terms of quality reading because of the increase of your asinine posts of increasing boredom as you constantly post because you feel reinforced by the love for you from some male posters (ie. Frigid, Zack) who love you because they feel that their sexuality is reinforced by the fact that they actually speak with another female on the internet. So yes, Canadian Chick, you do have some form of usefulness, because we need bland uninspiring posters such as yourself just so as to reinforce the sexuality and posting quality (because even they post better than your mindless bland writings) of two of the three team leaders who have no redeeming qualities barring perhaps that they are better than you. You are my new god.
Art Sandusky Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Posted June 11, 2004 Spiny is Team Kotz's MVP. Recognize.
Adam Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 I can't argue with that. Best flame I've read, and it probably deserves to be called something higher than a simple 'flame'.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 I'm mad because I wanted to put that quote in my sig but it says it's too big
Slayer Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Spiny is Team Kotz's MVP. Recognize. *recognizes*
CanadianChick Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Heh, that was pretty good. Guess you need to make up for your real life wittiness such as McDoogie Howser, right?
Angle-plex Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Can some other team PLEASE sign me on for the league minimum? I have some form of useness...I guess. No --- you don't. -=Mike Pot...kettle...black. As opposed to you, who has all the uses of being female and thus lusted after by the desperate males who have little to no taste (ie. FrigidSoul, Zack) and thus bring the entire message board down in terms of quality reading because of the increase of your asinine posts of increasing boredom as you constantly post because you feel reinforced by the love for you from some male posters (ie. Frigid, Zack) who love you because they feel that their sexuality is reinforced by the fact that they actually speak with another female on the internet. So yes, Canadian Chick, you do have some form of usefulness, because we need bland uninspiring posters such as yourself just so as to reinforce the sexuality and posting quality (because even they post better than your mindless bland writings) of two of the three team leaders who have no redeeming qualities barring perhaps that they are better than you. That was great, but I'm amazed at how that whole thing comprised of only two sentences.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Heh, that was pretty good. Guess you need to make up for your real life wittiness such as McDoogie Howser, right? Don't you have some threads to merge?
Art Sandusky Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Posted June 11, 2004 Who in the flying fuck is McDoogie Howser? Whiff!
CanadianChick Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 A task which I'm sure would be a daunting task for you. I'm mad because I wanted to put that quote in my sig but it says it's too big Yeah, that's what people say when they can't think of anything good to say themselves.
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