I saw Tyson Tomko at a bar.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

And we bought Lofton a beer.

 

Tyson was in front of me, dressed the same as he does on Raw. And did the "crossed arms" thing too a lot of time on the dance floor.

 

I said "Good Luck, Sunday" to him, and we drank with Lofton.

 

That's all.

 

-Night.

[Guest Choken One]

And you didn't smash that bottle over his head and drag him to the trunk of Kenny Lofton's SUV?

 

Jericho is very disapointed in you

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

I live with a new fan that is a super mark for Jericho, and was supposed to go tonight.

 

First words he said when I got home: "Dah, I would have broken a bottle of his head!"

[geniusMoment]

So an internet message boarder, Tyson Tomko and Kenny Lofton walk into a bar..... I am sure you have all heard that one a million times before so I will not bother with the punch line.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Tomko would probably miss the punch...line.

 

*Zing!

[Guest Nater]

I dont get it, where's the kicker??

[Vanhalen]

Just this time, go out and win one for the slipper

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Sledgehammer, you should've gone smark on him after yous had drank.

 

"Oh, and Travis, try not to fall on your ass next time you try and attempt to master the kick."

 

Optional:

 

*Flip him a quarter*

 

"Here, buy yourself some talent."

[Guest Mosaicv2]

Who's Kenny Lofton?

[Spaceman Spiff]

Baseball player for the Yankees

[Star Ocean 3]

I know Lofton must be hard up for cash, so he would appreciate being bought a beer.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Why's Lofton hard up for cash?

[tbondrage99]

I would of told him he sucked massive ass.....then run very very fast less he botch a kick on me.

[Rob E Dangerously]

Pull on his goatee and run!

[razazteca]

Was he wearing a track suit and looking for trouble?

[geniusMoment]

Did he drink a Zima, if so how many?

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Why's Lofton hard up for cash?

It was probably sarcasm.