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The Game isn't a movie star yet.....

 

Triple H was scheduled to take time off so he could film his leading role for an upcoming WWE Films production, but that movie is now on hold due to various problems. This means that Triple H should be available throughout the summer.

 

Credit: Torch Newsletter

 

Well, Benoit should feel lucky he held the belt this long.

Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
Posted

Shit, he was supposed to take time off already.

 

Damn, it looks like Trips will take the belt at SummerSlam...

Guest Trivia247
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What was this movie anyway? what was it suppose to be about?

 

 

I don't doubt there is problems with it.... I can think of one..

 

 

Directer: But HHH we need you baby you are the Lead here we have a shooting schedule we have money issues we have to roll.

 

HHH: I don't care about all that if I don't remain in the WWE...then those dopey Wrestling fans might actually think that the promotion could actually exist without Me. They might even think Benoit is a True champion and is in the top spot...I Can't allow that to happen, I'll dig up every Kliq member Scott Hall, Nash, Xpac, even Justin Credible, and wrestle them in a HIAC until I get that belt back. Then.....Maybe i'll take a break for three months and do your movie.

 

HHH walks away spitting water in various directions

Guest Astro
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What was the delay...

 

All the actors show up, various cameras are set up on an elaborate set...

 

HHH: "Where's the script?"

 

Everyone: "Huh?"

 

Suddenly a 7 foot tall black man walks in ominiously and HHH yells "Rip'em!!!!" and charges at him....

 

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Guest W_Hillard
Posted
Uh.........what the fuck are you talking about?

No Holds Barred.

 

Triple H as Rip... That would be funnier than hell. :D

Guest Choken One
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This is interesting.

 

You can argue two things

 

A). Triple H is selfish and refuses to let Benoit get the spotlight

 

B) Triple H is selfless and is sticking around because he knows that Shawn is leaving for a month or two and that Raw will need "big name" presence.

 

If HHH is sticking around, do they stick with the Benoit/Edge program...what would that leave the game to do? Since the HBK thing will be blown off...

 

Go back to Shelton Benjamin and avenge those two losses?

Another quickie Jericho burial?

 

And I still think Benoit goes over at SummerSlam...why? Triple H knows that Benoit will be his steamboat (since Shawn didn't live up to that billing)...he'll push the series to three matches, losing the first two (Slam and Mercy) and winning the blow-off at Havoc.

Guest netslob
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The movie is supposed to be about (I'm not making this up) a former Marine (HHH) who is now a biker looking for revenge on these guys that killed his girlfriend or some such shit.

yeah, now THERE'S an original concept...nope, never been done before, no sir... :rolleyes:

 

oh, and Trips, i hate to break the news to you, but...if your going to play a marine...your gonna have to (BUM-BUM-BUUUUMMM)...CUT YOUR HAIR! :o

Posted

"The movie is supposed to be about (I'm not making this up) a former Marine (HHH) who is now a biker looking for revenge on these guys that killed his girlfriend or some such shit."

 

Didn't Brian Bosworth make like 20 of those movies in the 80's?

Posted
"The movie is supposed to be about (I'm not making this up) a former Marine (HHH) who is now a biker looking for revenge on these guys that killed his girlfriend or some such shit."

 

Didn't Brian Bosworth make like 20 of those movies in the 80's?

It's generic action movie plot #43.

 

Next they do #44: HHH plays a rogue cop out to avenge the murder of his partner.

Guest CronoT
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Honestly, WWE really does need HHH right now, just as long as he doesn't become too dominant again thus making the product too predictable.

I think we're way past euphamisms here. He will make it suck. End of story.

Posted
God damn it! Just when I was hoping Vengeance would have been Clique free. :angry:

A clique free PPV?! What a laughable concept.

Guest Trivia247
Posted

He wears a skull cap for the beginning of the movie for his marine shots then he takes it off and lets the goldie locks run free for the biker scenes.

Posted
The movie is supposed to be about (I'm not making this up) a former Marine (HHH) who is now a biker looking for revenge on these guys that killed his girlfriend or some such shit.

yeah, now THERE'S an original concept...nope, never been done before, no sir... :rolleyes:

 

oh, and Trips, i hate to break the news to you, but...if your going to play a marine...your gonna have to (BUM-BUM-BUUUUMMM)...CUT YOUR HAIR! :o

Former Marine who is now a biker = long hair and soft around the sides.

Posted

HHH is pretty inoffensive to me right now and has been since February or so. While it'd be nice to have Benoit alone in the spotlight, he's not quite ready for the entire show to be focused on him just yet. Maybe after SummerSlam, but not now.

Posted

They could have Triple H cost Kane his match against Chris Benoit at Bad Blood, because Triple H wants to be the one to beat Benoit, so then you have a small feud between Triple H and Kane while Chris Benoit feuds with Edge, then have them switch up going into SummerSlam. It definitely won't hurt WWE having Triple H around through the summer.

Guest Mulatto Heat
Posted
They could have Triple H cost Kane his match against Chris Benoit at Bad Blood, because Triple H wants to be the one to beat Benoit

That would be very similar to Benoit/HBK II, where it might be perceived as undermining the credibility of the champion (which would not be unfounded). I welcome such booking with open arms. Good job! WWE should hire you.

Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
Posted
They could have Triple H cost Kane his match against Chris Benoit at Bad Blood, because Triple H wants to be the one to beat Benoit

Not at all. Triple H should be focusing on Hell in a Cell throughout the preceedings of Bad Blood and let Benoit and Kand handle the title picture for the evening.

Posted

Does HHH actually think he's sexier than Lorenzo Lamas was 10 years ago?

 

Ironically, Lamas is like the Lord of the B-movie Lead these days. Every half-ass cheapo flick seems to have him in it:

 

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001444/

 

Does this mean we're going to have to see Vince and Bruce Pritchard dressed as 70's relief pitchers? Who will play HHH's Native American buddy?

Posted

Well, I guess that's pretty much a spoiler for Bad Blood this Sunday. If HHH is sticking around, then he's definitely gonna take out Shawn in HIAC. Maybe HHH will just beat Benoit at Vengeance, and then they can have the rematch at Summerslam. The winner of the HIAC match is pretty much the obvious #1 contender. The only other way I could really see them going is to drag the Benoit/Kane feud for another month, and let HHH beat Edge to earn his shot at Benoit.

Posted
Well, I guess that's pretty much a spoiler for Bad Blood this Sunday. If HHH is sticking around, then he's definitely gonna take out Shawn in HIAC. Maybe HHH will just beat Benoit at Vengeance, and then they can have the rematch at Summerslam. The winner of the HIAC match is pretty much the obvious #1 contender. The only other way I could really see them going is to drag the Benoit/Kane feud for another month, and let HHH beat Edge to earn his shot at Benoit.

Shawn could win but then Triple H could take him out with the sledgehammer after the match, putting him out of action. This could put more heat on Triple H and when Shawn eventually returns they can have End of the Feud Match Part IV.

 

And what is this nonsense about Triple H having to do Number One contenders matches?

Posted
Does HHH actually think he's sexier than Lorenzo Lamas was 10 years ago?

 

Ironically, Lamas is like the Lord of the B-movie Lead these days. Every half-ass cheapo flick seems to have him in it:

 

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001444/

 

Does this mean we're going to have to see Vince and Bruce Pritchard dressed as 70's relief pitchers? Who will play HHH's Native American buddy?

 

Only one man

 

Chris "Tatanka" Chavis!

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