Someone send me booze.

[Art Sandusky 0]

It's very disorienting to see AoO on at this time of night.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Buck fifty one, which is outrageous.

My mother smokes some weird ass brand of homeless person ciggerette now because its so expensive here. Least you can see why people head over to NH on Sundays to stock up on booze and cartons of ciggs.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You could also check your medicine cabinets for NyQuil and Benadryl. Make a Cough Syrup Cocktail

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I guarantee I could find something in Schwimmer's house to get fucked up on.

 

I imagine there's a modest medicine cabinet, with stuff in it..any cold remedies are a safe bet. If you don't mind huffing fumes, there's a wonderland of wasted time under your sink.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'm just gonna contact that girl with the vicodin.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

on AIM, I suppose.

[Nevermortal 0]

Then it's settled.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

on AIM, I suppose.

I am presently awaiting her response!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Might as well get out that can of starter fluid, then.

 

It's nice having liquor and weed.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Dammit, she's out of drugs.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Do you have a can of spray paint and an empty beer can?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'm not doing any of that middle class suburban kid/hobo shit, guys.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Here's something not a lot of people know: One has to be 19 years old to buy smokes in Alaska.

[Nevermortal 0]

Inc, I think you might have to go to sleep.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Nevermortal will do something dumb for a buzz, though.

 

Hey kid, how would you like to join the petroleum fume gravity bong club?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I have incredibly wimpy lungs. I did a gravity bong and couldn't stop coughing for an interminable amount of time.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You smokers are stupid for reasons that have nothing to do with your health.

 

I knew this stemmed from jealousy.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You know what's a good treat? Honey Blunts. Get a dimebag of weed, a couple philly blunts, and some of that honey that comes out of a bear shaped bottle.

 

Crack your blunts and empty it of the tobacco

Put the weed in it like you normally would and seal the shit up

Then you want to take a small brush and marinade the outside with honey. Don't go making it all dripping and shit. Let it dry and marinade again. Marinade it on whole like 3 times.

prop it up somehow to let it dry or else it'll stick to whatever its laying on.

 

When you smoke it the shit burns slower, tastes like honey, and you don't get cotton mouth as bad.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'm the king of the gravity bong whenever I do it. Whut.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

That gravity bong thing was a couple of years ago. I haven't smoked in awhile, though I've noticed the last few times that a simple joint is unable to get me high like it used to.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You're probably doing it wrong.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Buck fifty one, which is outrageous.

 

Be glad you don't live in Cook County, IL

 

Not only do they have the $.98 Illinois state tax stamp, but a county tax stamp ($1.25 in 2002) also, which is just unbelievably crooked.

Northwest suburban pride~! Personally I'm surprised Lake and DuPage haven't adapted those, because then they could put even MORE money back into their communities.

[Nighthawk 0]

You know what's a good treat? Honey Blunts. Get a dimebag of weed, a couple philly blunts, and some of that honey that comes out of a bear shaped bottle.

Embalming fluid is better.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Kentucky knows how to party. They've got 24 hour liquor/porn/fireworks stores all along the interstate.

Depends on the county. I've got aunt & cousins who moved down there, and they live in a dry county (not even a hick county - just up the interstate from Louisville). We were visiting 2 years ago, and we had to go to the next county to make a beer run.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

You know what's a good treat? Honey Blunts. Get a dimebag of weed, a couple philly blunts, and some of that honey that comes out of a bear shaped bottle.

 

Crack your blunts and empty it of the tobacco

Put the weed in it like you normally would and seal the shit up

Then you want to take a small brush and marinade the outside with honey. Don't go making it all dripping and shit. Let it dry and marinade again. Marinade it on whole like 3 times.

prop it up somehow to let it dry or else it'll stick to whatever its laying on.

 

When you smoke it the shit burns slower, tastes like honey, and you don't get cotton mouth as bad.

I'll give it to you here FS.......that is good shit right there.

[Nevermortal 0]

Nevermortal will do something dumb for a buzz, though.

 

Hey kid, how would you like to join the petroleum fume gravity bong club?

BRING IT ON~!

 

[Nevermortal: Now will graduate with a 2.0 GPA as opposed to his 3.5]

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'll assume you can already work a gravity bong. Spray your favorite petroleum distillate on the water, as it should float.

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A few notes

 

1. I've seen Thunderbird, but has anyone ever seen Night Train? It's another bum wine that the GNR song was written about, and I can't seem to find it anywhere.

 

2. High Life is the "Champagne Of Beers"

 

3. I was completely fucked up last night. 4 shots of Tullamore Dew, 3 shots of ice cold Jager, and 2 shots of Soco and Lime, along with the many beers I had been drinking. I had to leave the bar at 11:30, which is probably the earliest I ever went home. I even drank a Coor's Light i got for free.......I am so ashamed.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Thunderbird is white trash, and I've never seen Night Train, so I'll assume that's the ghetto equivalent.

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