If you could have a drink with 3 people

[DerangedHermit 0]

John Belushi

Christopher Walken

 

and my grandpa. The fact that he could drink everyone under the table, and the fact that he never hurt anyone or wrecked anything while doing it is a feat most impressive. From what my parents told me, he was loving, whether sober or drunk. I never really got to meet him, as he died when I was 3.

[DrainYou42 0]

Bobby Heenan

Al Jean

Kurt Cobain

[Use Your Illusion 0]

1. Axl Rose

2. Marilyn Manson

3. Michael Jackson

 

Wow, I'm so predictable.

 

UYI

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'd sit with my grandfather and share a bottle of Martini Rossi with him (his favorite) while asking him questions about the afterlife, what he thinks of how I've turned out, and telling him how much he meant to me (being raised by my grandparents made him my father, pretty much).

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Id love to have a glass of milk and cookies with Andy Kaufman.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Disregarding the 3 people rule, if I could drink with a small group from this board it would consist of

 

Agent of Oblivion

JAxlMorrison

IDRM

Schwimcandenza

Thumbtack

Use Your Illusion

 

Of course we'd have JAxl call up his random female friends to keep us all company as well. That party would be the shit.

 

Oh, and I would include CWM but he doesn't drink anymore

 

I would also include JSYK but he's not of legal drinking age and some annoying girl who doesn't shut up and probably plays with the TV remote constantly would follow him.

 

Banky would say he's too cool to actually go, so inviting him would be a waste.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Morrisey

Pierre Trudeau

Shohei "Giant" Baba

[1234-5678 0]

Of course we'd have JAxl call up his random female friends to keep us all company as well. That party would be the shit.

Haha, and yet I am at a "party" right now, that consists of three other dudes, and I am on here.

 

Oh yeah, I am a pussy magnet.

[Nighthawk 0]

Charlie Manson

Jesus Christ

Desi Arnaz

[Vern Gagne 0]

Edgar Alan Poe

Dylan Thomas

Laura Ingels Wilder

[nl5xsk1 0]

It took me a while, but I have my 3 ...

 

Bukowski

Bon Scott

Anna Dyna (this hot beastiality porn chick ... if she's willing to fellate a dog, I'd have to think that I'd have a reasonable chance of getting some. Plus, I'm wicked curious how someone that's as hot as her gets involved in animal porn.)

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Real beastiality porn starlets felate horses.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I would also include JSYK but he's not of legal drinking age and some annoying girl who doesn't shut up and probably plays with the TV remote constantly would follow him.

You just described my Friday night.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Peter Buck

John Lennon

Jesus

[nl5xsk1 0]

Real beastiality porn starlets felate horses.

She does do horse porn, too. It just isn't my thing. Horse porn, with very few exceptions, doesn't interest me. Dog porn > horse porn.

 

 

/ashamed that was just posted on the internet

[Nighthawk 0]

How about snake porn?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

That avatar is going to get you in trouble, but I enjoy it.

 

I looked up this girl in the google image search and found nothing. You must not be spelling her name correctly

[DerangedHermit 0]

Disregarding the 3 people rule, if I could drink with a small group from this board it would consist of

 

Agent of Oblivion

JAxlMorrison

IDRM

Schwimcandenza

Thumbtack

Use Your Illusion

 

Of course we'd have JAxl call up his random female friends to keep us all company as well. That party would be the shit.

 

Oh, and I would include CWM but he doesn't drink anymore

 

I would also include JSYK but he's not of legal drinking age and some annoying girl who doesn't shut up and probably plays with the TV remote constantly would follow him.

 

Banky would say he's too cool to actually go, so inviting him would be a waste.

Why the fuck wouldn't you include me?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You're too young. I don't like taking care of youngsters who drink themselves to vomitting conditions.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

How about snake porn?

That's the one sex act I can't watch.

[godthedog 0]

you guys talk as if jesus would make good conversation. you'd ask him important questions, and he'd just respond with oblique, cryptic shit that tells you absolutely nothing you don't already know.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I think he would be there purely to keep the water turning into wine. Free flow of booze man

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I think he'd be better as a background for a photograph. Like if I was making out with Dolly Parton like that sailor and that random chick he kissed in that picture. Imagine Jesus sitting there with a frosty mug and some pretzels.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I just can't visualise Jesus Christ eating pretzels.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

They're unleavened you know.

[Nighthawk 0]

Actually, I'd just like to see what kind of conversation Jesus and Charlie Manson would have with each other.

[MrRant 0]

Jesus would probably just tell Manson that the White Album wasn't about him.

[godthedog 0]

Actually, I'd just like to see what kind of conversation Jesus and Charlie Manson would have with each other.

manson: "i am the second coming."

 

jesus: "no you're not."

 

manson: "...am too."

 

jesus: "are not."

 

manson: "am too!"

 

jesus: "are not."

 

manson: "am not!"

 

jesus: "are too."

 

manson: "HA! i got you to say it!"

 

jesus: "crap."

[DerangedHermit 0]

You're too young. I don't like taking care of youngsters who drink themselves to vomitting conditions.

I'd be more likely to eat myself to vomiting, though. I don't have bulimia, though

[nl5xsk1 0]

That avatar is going to get you in trouble, but I enjoy it.

 

I looked up this girl in the google image search and found nothing. You must not be spelling her name correctly

Yeah, I'd already been given a caveat about Fractal's titties ... I was able to find a closer picture, one without the exposed chest.

 

Her webpage is http://www.andyprivate.com/ ... but she looks like shit in a lot of those pictures, so I'm hesitant to post it. Maybe I'll drop her and choose Bilara, for the same reasons. At least Bilara always looks hot.