DerangedHermit Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 John Belushi Christopher Walken and my grandpa. The fact that he could drink everyone under the table, and the fact that he never hurt anyone or wrecked anything while doing it is a feat most impressive. From what my parents told me, he was loving, whether sober or drunk. I never really got to meet him, as he died when I was 3.
Use Your Illusion Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 1. Axl Rose 2. Marilyn Manson 3. Michael Jackson Wow, I'm so predictable. UYI
Art Sandusky Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I'd sit with my grandfather and share a bottle of Martini Rossi with him (his favorite) while asking him questions about the afterlife, what he thinks of how I've turned out, and telling him how much he meant to me (being raised by my grandparents made him my father, pretty much).
MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Id love to have a glass of milk and cookies with Andy Kaufman.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Disregarding the 3 people rule, if I could drink with a small group from this board it would consist of Agent of Oblivion JAxlMorrison IDRM Schwimcandenza Thumbtack Use Your Illusion Of course we'd have JAxl call up his random female friends to keep us all company as well. That party would be the shit. Oh, and I would include CWM but he doesn't drink anymore I would also include JSYK but he's not of legal drinking age and some annoying girl who doesn't shut up and probably plays with the TV remote constantly would follow him. Banky would say he's too cool to actually go, so inviting him would be a waste.
Lord of The Curry Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Morrisey Pierre Trudeau Shohei "Giant" Baba
1234-5678 Posted June 19, 2004 Author Report Posted June 19, 2004 Of course we'd have JAxl call up his random female friends to keep us all company as well. That party would be the shit. Haha, and yet I am at a "party" right now, that consists of three other dudes, and I am on here. Oh yeah, I am a pussy magnet.
Vern Gagne Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Edgar Alan Poe Dylan Thomas Laura Ingels Wilder
nl5xsk1 Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 It took me a while, but I have my 3 ... Bukowski Bon Scott Anna Dyna (this hot beastiality porn chick ... if she's willing to fellate a dog, I'd have to think that I'd have a reasonable chance of getting some. Plus, I'm wicked curious how someone that's as hot as her gets involved in animal porn.)
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Real beastiality porn starlets felate horses.
justsoyouknow Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I would also include JSYK but he's not of legal drinking age and some annoying girl who doesn't shut up and probably plays with the TV remote constantly would follow him. You just described my Friday night.
nl5xsk1 Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 Real beastiality porn starlets felate horses. She does do horse porn, too. It just isn't my thing. Horse porn, with very few exceptions, doesn't interest me. Dog porn > horse porn. /ashamed that was just posted on the internet
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 That avatar is going to get you in trouble, but I enjoy it. I looked up this girl in the google image search and found nothing. You must not be spelling her name correctly
DerangedHermit Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 Disregarding the 3 people rule, if I could drink with a small group from this board it would consist of Agent of Oblivion JAxlMorrison IDRM Schwimcandenza Thumbtack Use Your Illusion Of course we'd have JAxl call up his random female friends to keep us all company as well. That party would be the shit. Oh, and I would include CWM but he doesn't drink anymore I would also include JSYK but he's not of legal drinking age and some annoying girl who doesn't shut up and probably plays with the TV remote constantly would follow him. Banky would say he's too cool to actually go, so inviting him would be a waste. Why the fuck wouldn't you include me?
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 You're too young. I don't like taking care of youngsters who drink themselves to vomitting conditions.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 How about snake porn? That's the one sex act I can't watch.
godthedog Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 you guys talk as if jesus would make good conversation. you'd ask him important questions, and he'd just respond with oblique, cryptic shit that tells you absolutely nothing you don't already know.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 I think he would be there purely to keep the water turning into wine. Free flow of booze man
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 I think he'd be better as a background for a photograph. Like if I was making out with Dolly Parton like that sailor and that random chick he kissed in that picture. Imagine Jesus sitting there with a frosty mug and some pretzels.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 I just can't visualise Jesus Christ eating pretzels.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 They're unleavened you know.
Nighthawk Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 Actually, I'd just like to see what kind of conversation Jesus and Charlie Manson would have with each other.
MrRant Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 Jesus would probably just tell Manson that the White Album wasn't about him.
godthedog Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 Actually, I'd just like to see what kind of conversation Jesus and Charlie Manson would have with each other. manson: "i am the second coming." jesus: "no you're not." manson: "...am too." jesus: "are not." manson: "am too!" jesus: "are not." manson: "am not!" jesus: "are too." manson: "HA! i got you to say it!" jesus: "crap."
DerangedHermit Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 You're too young. I don't like taking care of youngsters who drink themselves to vomitting conditions. I'd be more likely to eat myself to vomiting, though. I don't have bulimia, though
nl5xsk1 Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 That avatar is going to get you in trouble, but I enjoy it. I looked up this girl in the google image search and found nothing. You must not be spelling her name correctly Yeah, I'd already been given a caveat about Fractal's titties ... I was able to find a closer picture, one without the exposed chest. Her webpage is http://www.andyprivate.com/ ... but she looks like shit in a lot of those pictures, so I'm hesitant to post it. Maybe I'll drop her and choose Bilara, for the same reasons. At least Bilara always looks hot.
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