Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 I'd paint that bitch green, strap a towel to the back of it and cruise down the streets at 120 km/h while The Hurricane's theme music plays loud through the speakers.
Art Sandusky Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 I'd paint that bitch green, strap a towel to the back of it and cruise down the streets at 120 km/h while The Hurricane's theme music plays loud through the speakers. iB, having exhausted all the ill-perceived popularity that his Kevin Smith pseudo-fandom and McDonald's commercial bitching have brought him, resorts to the car demographic. First, 120 km/h isn't very fast. For that monstrosity, maybe, but not in real world terms. Second, I doubt you can even drive yet or have a concept of what looks good outside of whatever films you've seen, which often showcase the WORST looking examples of "pimp cars" you can find. Third, do you have any idea how badly you'd get your ass kicked for doing something like that? What's funny is that he'll edit that post the moment he realizes he's fucked up. F
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 *Watches Kotz' eyeballs bleed from the windshield glass that is stuck in them after he deliberately hits him with the Hurri-Car*
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 He's making me look at Ezboard's again. I'm so ashamed.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 If anything, it probably should be hyphonated.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 But "auto" is a abbreviation. Pimp is a whole word, and two whole words packed in together doesn't look right.
Dr. Tom Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 But "auto" is a abbreviation. Actually, "auto" is a prefix, meaning "self."
Boner Kawanger Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 It has a Batman & Robin poster on it and -iB- likes it. Is anyone shocked?
Murmuring Beast Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 I'd paint that bitch green, strap a towel to the back of it and cruise down the streets at 120 km/h while The Hurricane's theme music plays loud through the speakers I seriously can't get over that.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 Anyone who actually plays WWE theme music IN PUBLIC should be shot in the face.
Murmuring Beast Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 You are actually improving as a poster, I'll give you that much. Try not to post so much though.
Murmuring Beast Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 Was that directed at Moa1kM or -ib- ? Directed at myself, because I am -IB-.
Guest Choken One Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 Anyone who actually plays WWE theme music IN PUBLIC should be shot in the face. except for Jive Soul Bro...of course.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 Was that directed at Moa1kM or -ib- ? Directed at myself, because I am -IB-. Don't even joke...
LaParkaYourCar Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 The "Batman and Robin" poster on the back completely baffles me. So random.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 "Gay" is gay. "Ghey" is straight. Which is very ironic. "Pimpmobile" probably should be the word, too.
Nevermortal Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 "Gay" is gay. "Ghey" is straight. Which is very ironic. "Pimpmobile" probably should be the word, too. Shutup.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 Nevermortal - Immortal on quality since 2002.
Nevermortal Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 Nevermortal - Immortal on quality since 2002. iB - Hitting my sanity with a tackhammer since 2004
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 Did someone say my name?
Guest croweater Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 I'd paint that bitch green, strap a towel to the back of it and cruise down the streets at 120 km/h while The Hurricane's theme music plays loud through the speakers. AHHHHH THEY'RE HIPPIES AND THEY'RE FROM THE FUTURE RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!
Lil' Bitch Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 Since when did Batman get the Bat Van? Anyone who actually plays WWE theme music IN PUBLIC should be shot in the face. What if its good WWE theme music?
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 Since when did Batman get the Bat Van? Anyone who actually plays WWE theme music IN PUBLIC should be shot in the face. What if its good WWE theme music? Unless it plays in a speeding Hurri-Car or it's done by an actual artist/band, it's not cool to play it in public. Apparently.
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