Look at this fucking pimp mobile

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

 

I'd paint that bitch green, strap a towel to the back of it and cruise down the streets at 120 km/h while The Hurricane's theme music plays loud through the speakers.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'd paint that bitch green, strap a towel to the back of it and cruise down the streets at 120 km/h while The Hurricane's theme music plays loud through the speakers.

 

iB, having exhausted all the ill-perceived popularity that his Kevin Smith pseudo-fandom and McDonald's commercial bitching have brought him, resorts to the car demographic.

 

First, 120 km/h isn't very fast. For that monstrosity, maybe, but not in real world terms. Second, I doubt you can even drive yet or have a concept of what looks good outside of whatever films you've seen, which often showcase the WORST looking examples of "pimp cars" you can find. Third, do you have any idea how badly you'd get your ass kicked for doing something like that?

 

What's funny is that he'll edit that post the moment he realizes he's fucked up.

 

F

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

*Watches Kotz' eyeballs bleed from the windshield glass that is stuck in them after he deliberately hits him with the Hurri-Car*

[Murmuring Beast 0]

This is horrible.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

He's making me look at Ezboard's again. I'm so ashamed.

[alfdogg 0]

Pimpmobile is one word.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

If anything, it probably should be hyphonated.

[alfdogg 0]

No. It's one word, just like "automobile."

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

But "auto" is a abbreviation.

 

Pimp is a whole word, and two whole words packed in together doesn't look right.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

This is horrible.

I agree.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

this one HAS to make it to classics...

[Dr. Tom 0]

But "auto" is a abbreviation.

Actually, "auto" is a prefix, meaning "self."

[Boner Kawanger 0]

It has a Batman & Robin poster on it and -iB- likes it. Is anyone shocked?

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I'd paint that bitch green, strap a towel to the back of it and cruise down the streets at 120 km/h while The Hurricane's theme music plays loud through the speakers

 

I seriously can't get over that.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Anyone who actually plays WWE theme music IN PUBLIC should be shot in the face.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

You are actually improving as a poster, I'll give you that much.

 

Try not to post so much though.

[Highland 0]

Was that directed at Moa1kM or -ib- ?

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Was that directed at Moa1kM or -ib- ?

Directed at myself, because I am -IB-.

[Guest Choken One]

Anyone who actually plays WWE theme music IN PUBLIC should be shot in the face.

except for Jive Soul Bro...of course.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Was that directed at Moa1kM or -ib- ?

Directed at myself, because I am -IB-.

Don't even joke...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

The "Batman and Robin" poster on the back completely baffles me. So random.

[Nevermortal 0]

What a gay looking car.

 

Thumbs down

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

"Gay" is gay.

 

"Ghey" is straight.

 

Which is very ironic.

 

"Pimpmobile" probably should be the word, too.

[Nevermortal 0]

"Gay" is gay.

 

"Ghey" is straight.

 

Which is very ironic.

 

"Pimpmobile" probably should be the word, too.

Shutup.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Nevermortal - Immortal on quality since 2002.

[Nevermortal 0]

Nevermortal - Immortal on quality since 2002.

iB - Hitting my sanity with a tackhammer since 2004

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Did someone say my name?

[Guest croweater]

 

I'd paint that bitch green, strap a towel to the back of it and cruise down the streets at 120 km/h while The Hurricane's theme music plays loud through the speakers.

AHHHHH

 

THEY'RE HIPPIES AND THEY'RE FROM THE FUTURE

 

 

RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Since when did Batman get the Bat Van?

 

Anyone who actually plays WWE theme music IN PUBLIC should be shot in the face.

 

What if its good WWE theme music?

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Since when did Batman get the Bat Van?

 

Anyone who actually plays WWE theme music IN PUBLIC should be shot in the face.

 

What if its good WWE theme music?

Unless it plays in a speeding Hurri-Car or it's done by an actual artist/band, it's not cool to play it in public. Apparently.