jester 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Paternity test results - next week We need a Paternity Test on Pole match at the PPV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 22, 2004 ....GIVE HER THE TWIST OF FATE! Or kick her in the stomach. Either way it will be entertaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 TWIST OF FATE ON LITA!!! To bad he won't. And what are they chanting? *cries at Lita trying to cry.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tetsubeav 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Come on Matt... kick her in the stomach and get the preggers angle over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Tommy Dreamer's the father! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Lita is going to turn heel and Chokeslam Matt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drury37 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Well she is certainly not looking pregnant yet. Thanks. Because everyone knows it just takes a few weeks to have a mostly-developed fetus protruding from you. You expect him to know stuff like that? Suprisingly I did know that. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 "I stuck my dick there?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Kane has some hoss semen. Only took one time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Lita: Yes, Matt. I ate your dog last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Raw can say so much by saying so little. What an asset to television. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 o...k....then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Good thing I wasn't planning on watching any wrestling tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted June 22, 2004 wow...Emmy please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drury37 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 It's really Herman and Sherman in a strange gang bang twist. Aren't those two guys really duplicates of Wayne Brady? Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Well..that was a craptastic way to end. Although we'll get the Matt screaming at Lita backstage and getting in the limo segment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted June 22, 2004 I just got home form work. Any Eugene stuff yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 I'd laugh my ass of if Lita said "It could be Kane's... ....or yours... ...Jeff's... ...or Biscoff's... ...Eugene's... ..or Evolution's..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Kane has some hoss semen. Only took one time. do you think Kane kept his tights and mask on when he fucked ring rats back in the day? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Well..that was a craptastic way to end. Although we'll get the Matt screaming at Lita backstage and getting in the limo segment. Oh, don't be serious. Matt can't afford limos on HIS Salary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Matt: Lita, is this true? Is that baby REALLY Kane's? Lita: .......*sob* Of courth not. What kind of slut do you think I am? *Trail of fire shoots out through Lita's pants. Suddenly, an eerie laugh is heard coming from Lita's uterus.* Lita: Um...doeth this mean the marriage is canthelled? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Kane interrupting and the crowd popping like crazy when he said "Liiiiiiiiiitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....." was GOLD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shanghai Kid 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 That was the wierdest thing you'll ever see on a wrestling show. Kane's got the whole acting thing down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Kane has some hoss semen. Only took one time. wait..that deserves That actually made me laugh out loud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Paternity test results - next week We need a Paternity Test on Pole match at the PPV. If Russo wrote that, the father would be the pole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Well she is certainly not looking pregnant yet. Thanks. Are you six? Anyway, I liked the reaction that Kane got when he came on. The whole crowd knew what he was gonna say, and he wasn't even booed. It was like Maury. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Paternity test results - next week We need a Paternity Test on Pole match at the PPV. If Russo wrote that, the father would be the pole. would he be sitting on the pole, or would the pole be up his ass? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 *wishes Adult Swim was on now* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest slacklet Report post Posted June 22, 2004 I just got home form work. Any Eugene stuff yet? Eugene was last spotted coming out of a limo with Evolution. Manipulating retards is apparently a natural heel manuever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
