jester Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Paternity test results - next week We need a Paternity Test on Pole match at the PPV.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 ....GIVE HER THE TWIST OF FATE! Or kick her in the stomach. Either way it will be entertaining.
Exslade ZX Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 TWIST OF FATE ON LITA!!! To bad he won't. And what are they chanting? *cries at Lita trying to cry.*
tetsubeav Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Come on Matt... kick her in the stomach and get the preggers angle over.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Lita is going to turn heel and Chokeslam Matt.
Drury37 Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Well she is certainly not looking pregnant yet. Thanks. Because everyone knows it just takes a few weeks to have a mostly-developed fetus protruding from you. You expect him to know stuff like that? Suprisingly I did know that. Thanks.
AndrewTS Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Kane has some hoss semen. Only took one time.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Lita: Yes, Matt. I ate your dog last night.
The Czech Republic Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Raw can say so much by saying so little. What an asset to television.
Spaceman Spiff Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Good thing I wasn't planning on watching any wrestling tonight.
Drury37 Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 It's really Herman and Sherman in a strange gang bang twist. Aren't those two guys really duplicates of Wayne Brady? Thanks.
Exslade ZX Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Well..that was a craptastic way to end. Although we'll get the Matt screaming at Lita backstage and getting in the limo segment.
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 I just got home form work. Any Eugene stuff yet?
jester Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 I'd laugh my ass of if Lita said "It could be Kane's... ....or yours... ...Jeff's... ...or Biscoff's... ...Eugene's... ..or Evolution's..."
Rob E Dangerously Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Kane has some hoss semen. Only took one time. do you think Kane kept his tights and mask on when he fucked ring rats back in the day?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Well..that was a craptastic way to end. Although we'll get the Matt screaming at Lita backstage and getting in the limo segment. Oh, don't be serious. Matt can't afford limos on HIS Salary.
NYU Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Matt: Lita, is this true? Is that baby REALLY Kane's? Lita: .......*sob* Of courth not. What kind of slut do you think I am? *Trail of fire shoots out through Lita's pants. Suddenly, an eerie laugh is heard coming from Lita's uterus.* Lita: Um...doeth this mean the marriage is canthelled?
iliketurtles Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Kane interrupting and the crowd popping like crazy when he said "Liiiiiiiiiitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....." was GOLD.
Shanghai Kid Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 That was the wierdest thing you'll ever see on a wrestling show. Kane's got the whole acting thing down.
Exslade ZX Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Kane has some hoss semen. Only took one time. wait..that deserves That actually made me laugh out loud.
The Czech Republic Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Paternity test results - next week We need a Paternity Test on Pole match at the PPV. If Russo wrote that, the father would be the pole.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Well she is certainly not looking pregnant yet. Thanks. Are you six? Anyway, I liked the reaction that Kane got when he came on. The whole crowd knew what he was gonna say, and he wasn't even booed. It was like Maury.
Rob E Dangerously Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Paternity test results - next week We need a Paternity Test on Pole match at the PPV. If Russo wrote that, the father would be the pole. would he be sitting on the pole, or would the pole be up his ass?
Guest slacklet Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 I just got home form work. Any Eugene stuff yet? Eugene was last spotted coming out of a limo with Evolution. Manipulating retards is apparently a natural heel manuever.
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