Hoff Posted June 23, 2004 Report Posted June 23, 2004 I'm putting this in HD in case Frigid decides to contribute. Anyway, what was the last dream you had? Who was in it, what was it about, etc.? -50 points if it involved TSM, by the way.
Jobber of the Week Posted June 23, 2004 Report Posted June 23, 2004 Invited a few friends to the house to find that a bunch of kids had broken in and pranked the hell out of it to make it look like a rejected set from a horror movie. Mostly me going around throwing crap out and cleaning up the ketch, uh, bloodstains and crap. Not fun.
Hoff Posted June 23, 2004 Author Report Posted June 23, 2004 You had a dream about CLEANING? Damn, man.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 23, 2004 Report Posted June 23, 2004 I have dream phases that recur for a while, and then go away. Lately, I've been swimming on wheat.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted June 23, 2004 Report Posted June 23, 2004 ...She was an amazing lay
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 23, 2004 Report Posted June 23, 2004 reoccuring dreams > dreams reoccuring
Guest Anglesault Posted June 23, 2004 Report Posted June 23, 2004 Fidel Castro called me and wished me a happy birthday.
caboose Posted June 23, 2004 Report Posted June 23, 2004 I murderd some internet geek I met on the bus called Dave who wouldn't shut up about a guy called Tim. Really? I was playing football (soccer) at the park and broke my leg. That was last night.
LaParkaYourCar Posted June 23, 2004 Report Posted June 23, 2004 My dream last night was a bunch of gibberish, most of which I can't remember, but I remember that it didn't have much narrative flow so it would be hard to describe. I've basically mastered the art of returning to the same dream when I wake up for a moment and go back to sleep. I usually can do it four or five times until I'm fully awake. Another cool thing is that I have reoccuring locations in my dreams. Certain buildings and rooms are reused. There's a dream version of the college I went to that has shown up many times.
Youth N Asia Posted June 23, 2004 Report Posted June 23, 2004 My last dream was me at work (Target), and they were coming by for laundry, so I threw my pants in (I guess they were collecting them in a shopping cart and taking them to the back. So anyway I'm walking around in my unders and a girl who works there is flirting with me...and I do my best to try and hide the fact that I'm aroused. That goes nowhere though...but the end result is me ducking through the asiles and whatnot so the customers don't see me half naked. I don't know what to make of it...
Art Sandusky Posted June 23, 2004 Report Posted June 23, 2004 For a long time, I didn't have any dream memories, then for a few weeks I had nothing but vivid dreams I remembered, and for the last month it's been back to nothing. Very depressing.
Guest The Last Free Voice Posted June 23, 2004 Report Posted June 23, 2004 I was in RoH, at the Rexplex, teaming up with The Second City Saints against the Four Members of the Prophecy (maff, whitmer, Daniels and morgan) I did a Double SSP off one of the platforms and I woke up just as I hit the pile on the ground. And Traci brooks was there too...
Dark Age Posted June 23, 2004 Report Posted June 23, 2004 I had watched the Jackass movie and Home Alone two nights ago (don't ask why) so they both figured into it. It was me, 3 other guys, a girl and a 5 year old kid (who was the Home Alone kid) locked in a house. There were a bunch of people who broke in and they had a crocodile roaming around the house (from Jackass). We kept hiding in different rooms from it until it was put down a chimney or a pipe or something. So we ran into another room where one of 'the bad guys' was waiting for us. Somebody stabbed him and the police came. Then someone in the group commented that 'this could be the last summer that we are all together'. And that was it. Weird stuff. There was alot more that probably links all that junk together, but I forgot it immediatley. Oh well.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 24, 2004 Report Posted June 24, 2004 I murderd some internet geek I met on the bus called Dave who wouldn't shut up about a guy called Tim. bring it on
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted June 24, 2004 Report Posted June 24, 2004 I dreamt I rode my bike home late one night, which is strange enough because I don't know how to ride a bike. Anyway, my penis started to go numb. I thought maybe it was caught in a flap or something, but I wasn't certain. All I knew was that my dick was losing its feeling, and I just wasn't going to wait until I got to my apartment to check it out. So, there, on the street at one in the morning, I pulled out my johnson and stared at it, limp in my hand. This dude noticed, I think.
DerangedHermit Posted June 24, 2004 Report Posted June 24, 2004 I dreamt I rode my bike home late one night, which is strange enough because I don't know how to ride a bike. Anyway, my penis started to go numb. I thought maybe it was caught in a flap or something, but I wasn't certain. All I knew was that my dick was losing its feeling, and I just wasn't going to wait until I got to my apartment to check it out. So, there, on the street at one in the morning, I pulled out my johnson and stared at it, limp in my hand. This dude noticed, I think. You make me hot.
Guest JacK Posted June 24, 2004 Report Posted June 24, 2004 I either dream about sleep or killing everyone I know. Kind of repetitive I guess. I don't dream about naked chicks though which kind of sucks.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 24, 2004 Report Posted June 24, 2004 I went into a sicko family's house, ala Texas Chainsaw Massacre after my car broke down. I discovered their secrets, found their "book of sin" (evidence I could use for the police that they killed people) and a map showing where the bodies were stored. They made me give the shit back, I only gave the book back. I kept the map and RAN LIKE SHIT! But in the dream like I ran "slowwwwww" for some reason, so the two manaiac guys were gaining on me. THEN A SCHOOL BUS APPEARED!!! I was all bloody and flagged it down and the faces inside all looked at me. I got in, and the fat woman busdriver told me she'd get me to the police as soon as she dropped the kids off. The "kids", I realized when I woke up, were all mutilated and dead bodies, made to sit in the "upward" position. The driver "dropped them off" BACK AT THE FUCKING MURDER HOUSE!!! Then they killed me.
Guest The Last Free Voice Posted June 24, 2004 Report Posted June 24, 2004 I went into a sicko family's house, ala Texas Chainsaw Massacre after my car broke down. I discovered their secrets, found their "book of sin" (evidence I could use for the police that they killed people) and a map showing where the bodies were stored. They made me give the shit back, I only gave the book back. I kept the map and RAN LIKE SHIT! But in the dream like I ran "slowwwwww" for some reason, so the two manaiac guys were gaining on me. THEN A SCHOOL BUS APPEARED!!! I was all bloody and flagged it down and the faces inside all looked at me. I got in, and the fat woman busdriver told me she'd get me to the police as soon as she dropped the kids off. The "kids", I realized when I woke up, were all mutilated and dead bodies, made to sit in the "upward" position. The driver "dropped them off" BACK AT THE FUCKING MURDER HOUSE!!! Then they killed me. Damn. Sell that shit to Hollywood. That'd be better than half the shit we get right now.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 24, 2004 Report Posted June 24, 2004 I dreamt my mother didn't pay the water bill and to teach us a lesson they repossesed our toilet. Then I had sex with that big boobed blonde from Joe Schmoe 2
haVoc Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Kinetic is what I dream about. If that's real, Kinetic should be banned. We don't need "those type of people" on this board.
DerangedHermit Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Kinetic is what I dream about. If that's real, Kinetic should be banned. We don't need "those type of people" on this board. He looks like Mr. Peepers, but instead of spitting apples, he spits overrated posts.
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