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Guest Choken One

ESPN appears to have a hard on for brock, this like the 4th time they have talked about him...

 

7 year 45 millon?

 

I swear his contract salary is getting to be like Andre's Weight with hogan.

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Guest Redhawk

Of all the WWE pictures they could have used, they use that one? When he's riding Austin's ATV and smiling like Eugene?

 

"I don't like gays. Write that down in your little notebook. I don't like gays."" That needs to go on someone's sig.

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Lesnar sounds like a lunatic. "If it was legal and I wouldn't get in trouble, I'd pick a fight on every street. If I wouldn't lose any money or nothing, I would fight. I'd fight every day."

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Either that or he just believes his own hype.

I believe his hype.

 

He is 290 lbs and runs the 40 in 4.7 seconds. Not too many men his size are that fast.

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Either that or he just believes his own hype.

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I sure wish I remember what the initial intent of that illustration was, anyway.

Isn't that Goldberg's WWE T Shirt?

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Guest Choken One

it was simply

 

 

BELIEVE THE HYPE

 

and HHH's t shirt rebuttal was

 

NO HYPE NECCESARY.

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Guest Anglesault
Lesnar sounds like a lunatic.

Speaking from personal experience, I think lunatics get a bad rap.

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My God, I feel so much dumber for reading that. And I thought it was impossible for me to feel dumber. Thank you, ESPN

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ESPN appears to have a hard on for brock, this like the 4th time they have talked about him...

What, you mean to tell me that all projected practice squad guys don't get regular articles about them on espn?

 

It's funny that they'll blow all this smoke up his ass while simultaneously admitting that he's probably 2 years away from making any impact in the league.

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Guest thebigjig

Lesnar doesn't sound like a lunatic... he sounds like typical dumb jock

 

I bet he's a republican

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ESPN appears to have a hard on for brock, this like the 4th time they have talked about him...

 

7 year 45 millon?

 

I swear his contract salary is getting to be like Andre's Weight with hogan.

600 POUNDS, BRAH!

 

 

I thought the line of the article was the thing about "Bring your little piss cup, and I will fill it." I just pictured him saying that in his promo voice. :lol:

 

Still, this was the guy who had that awful ambiguously gay duo bit with Kurt Angle, including chugging milk (hello, Freud) and a mouth-to-mouth kiss when the camera shut off.

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Guest Redhawk
600 POUNDS, BRAH!

I think it was 700 the last time Hogan brought it up. I remember JR saying, "700 pounds. Psssh! What an exaggeration!"

 

I think Brock should just go ahead and call himself Captain Insano as his NFL gimmick.

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Guest creativename

This article was linked off the main NFL page on ESPN. I did a search and couldn't find a reference to it, forgive me if it has already been posted.

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1830855

 

Some things I found interesting:

 

(...) he turned to a nearby reporter and explained, "I don't like gays. Write that down in your little notebook. I don't like gays."

 

Complicating matters was an April motorcycle accident in which Lesnar broke his jaw, fractured his left hand, severely pulled his groin and suffered tissue damage in his lower abdomen. His testicles were swollen and bruised for weeks.

 

Ouch. Humorous, but :huh:

 

But the transition has been done before. Stephen Neal, who beat Lesnar for the 1999 NCAA heavyweight title as a senior at Cal-State Bakersfield, is a reserve offensive lineman with the New England Patriots. Without any college football experience, he was signed as a non-drafted free agent at the age of 24. If not for a shoulder injury suffered during the preseason, he would have started last year.

 

Heads turn when Lesnar walks into a trendy downtown Minneapolis restaurant, his tight blue T-shirt and baggy khakis clinging to him with his every stride.

 

"Trendy Minneapolis restaurant"? Almost an oxymoron. :D I don't usually put the terms "trendy" and Minnesota together, heh.

 

I know there's been a lot of discussion about Brock and people are sick of it, but this article was kinda interesting.

 

If this isn't the right forum I apologize.

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Guest creativename

Ah, sorry about posting the old news. I looked around but I didn't see this thread.

 

Thanks for moving my post :)

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Guest GreatOne

Hey Hogan had NOTHING on the Warrior's 1990 Rumble promo, 'THE TEN FOOT, 15,000 POUND ANDRE THE GIANT, RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

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