Eclipse 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Joanie "Chyna" Laurer was a guest on Howard Stern today and provided some very interesting details. Teased about her masculinity from start to finish, the former WWE wrestler claimed that X-Pac had already made the decision to return to WWE when he gets out of rehab. They recently broke up due to X-Pac's decision, and she claims that HHH got him back into WWE. Additionally, Chyna released news that she and X-Pac apparently have a sex tape that she is willing to release. However, she fears that due to X-Pac's likely involvement with WWE, the tape's release may be blocked. A representative from Steppin Out Magazine called and claimed he heard their sex tape was hot. Credit: PWInsider.com Nice, I wonder WHY Chyna would want the tape to be released. And uh....I wonder where will X-Pac get lost in the WWE now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benoit4hor 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 X-pac vs Hurricane feud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bigm350 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 #1 contender after HHH wins the belt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 She'd want it released simply because her 15 minutes of fame ran out a long time ago. Waltman back in WWE? Bleh. He might get a welcome back pop, but he'll be the same stale, unmotivated worker he's been since 2000. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 I really enjoyed X-Pac's work in TNA for the most part. I'm willing to see him return, I've almost always enjoyed the guy. As for the tape...I wouldn't mind checking that out also. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eclipse 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 I just wanna see the tape to see if Chyna overpowers X-Pac. BUT, it will be interesting to see where X-Pac will go...RAW or SD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 sometimes you scare me DH. Yikes. Just Yikes. and I agree with Malibu on both counts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Oh come on, it would be funny as hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just call me Dan 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Please send him to Smackdown. Throw them a bone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlaskanHero 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 When X-Pac and Chyna were in bed, I bet Chyna was "the man". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 As long they do try to do what the TNA is doing with Jeff hardy, blow out his involvement WAY more than there actually is. With Dusty Humping over Jeff's Leg. Lets not start calling ol Seany the Best Free agent in town or nothing. and as for the tape.....I'd be curious to see how she does, but I don't think I need to see the stoner... Joanie's fame is secure, not main stream wise, but small bit stuff, she is basically in the Anna Nicole/Howard stern GUEST fame catagory.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Chyna's fame level is at D-List. Recognizable but that's about it. An X-Pac return to WWE is something that I don't think I would necessarily want to see. If HHH would go to bat for him, than that could set the precedent for Nash and Hall wanting their jobs back. That and there is no need for X-Pac on either show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Hey, I am always willing for Hall, as long as he's sober or near-sober. And yes, I know how close to impossible that is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 A Chyna/X-Pac Sex tape? That is wrong on about 18 different levels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just call me Dan 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Hey, I am always willing for Hall, as long as he's sober or near-sober. And yes, I know how close to impossible that is. Gotta agree here. I've waited for a Hall title win for 10 years. He's too damned old now. It's not gonna happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 I always wanted Hall to be a world champ also in either WWF(E) or WCW, and sadly it's far too late for that to happen now. It would take a pure miracle for him to even get a title shot now, much less win it. Then again, I'm sure that one year ago most people here didn't think that Bradshaw would even be near the WWE world title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 A Chyna/X-Pac Sex tape? That is wrong on about 18 different levels. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth reading this. Someone pay her NOT to release it. The thought of Chyna and X-Pac naked together is enough to make me considering stabbing my eyes from my skull. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Reservoir_Kitty Report post Posted July 22, 2004 This thread brings up so many questions.. why would the WWE hire X-Pac AGAIN... why are Chyna and X-Pac having sex, and why do they want to make the rest of us celibate by releasing their porn out into the world like an eye-stabbing, genital rotting plague? Awful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Then again, I'm sure that one year ago most people here didn't think that Bradshaw would even be near the WWE world title. Hall could be drunker than John Bonham and still make a better champ than Bradshaw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Would I be correct in saying that I'm the only guy who has actually enjoyed the Bradshaw/Eddie feud over the title? I've like all three of their matches, but then again, he's yet to have a serious straight up one-on-one matche without a stip. Aside from a few of the prerecorded things that Bradshaw has had on the air, I think it's been far better than what we could have ended up getting. I will admit though, a Taker/Bradshaw feud over the title does worry me a bit. I wonder if they'll even mention that Bradshaw was at a time a follower of Taker, heh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Well, I liked the JD match. The GAB match was okay. I didn't like the cage match AT ALL for some reason. Maybe because I knew Eddie would lose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Joanie "Chyna" Laurer was a guest on Howard Stern today and provided some very interesting details. Teased about her masculinity from start to finish She actually doesn't look masculine anymore and hasn't since early 2000 from all the plastic surgery. At least IMO the former WWE wrestler claimed that X-Pac had already made the decision to return to WWE when he gets out of rehab. They recently broke up due to X-Pac's decision, and she claims that HHH got him back into WWE. Well evidently she didn't love him. Most people who are in love with somebody support their bussiness decisions so long as they aren't illegal or hurting anybody else. Its this or TNA. Right now he can make more money in the WWE. Quite selfish of her and bitchy to break up with him because of that and his long continued friendship with a man she isn't even involved with anymore. Additionally, Chyna released news that she and X-Pac apparently have a sex tape that she is willing to release. I literally shuddered after reading this. Chyna isn't all that bad and hell, she might as well turn to porn since her career in the ring is done since she can't draw at all anymore. I however do not, I repeat DO NOT want to see Waltman fucking anybody. I'm sure he does the crotch chop during doggy and Bronco Busters chicks into giving him oral. He's just that geeky. I wonder where will X-Pac get lost in the WWE now? Well the first thing that came to mind for me would be a stable with Triple-H and Shawn Michaels. Before Kane destroyed Michaels it looked like he and Triple-H had come to the "respect one another after all the wars" thing. If they plan on having Orton and the rest of Evolution eventually turn on Triple-H then perhaps a feud of Evolution against Michaels, Triple-H, and X-Pac wouldn't be a bad thing. Later you get Michaels/Batista, Flair/X-Pac, and Orton/Triple-H. I always wanted Hall to be a world champ also in either WWF(E) or WCW, and sadly it's far too late for that to happen now. It would take a pure miracle for him to even get a title shot now, much less win it. If he was on Smackdown right now he would deffinately be in the Main Event scene. Even when he's a lush he puts on great matches. He's always sold well and never had a problem with puting the people over who deserved it. I'd love a series of Eddie Guerrero/Scott Hall matches. Those two could put on a great ladder match and there hasn't been one to my recollection since the Terri Invitational. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Please send him to Smackdown. Throw them a bone. You're acting like he would contribute something positive to SD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 So, in summary, no good news here at all, except no Chyna return. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 When X-Pac and Chyna were in bed, I bet Chyna was "the man". "This is mine! This is where my babies come from!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JasonX 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 X-pac vs Hurricane feud. Nope, it will end up with X-Pac coming back with HBK and feuding with Randy Orton and HHH. Then Z-Pac will turn heel after the fans reject him and we get yet another round of HHH and HBK fighting like a divorced couple over a mutal friend...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 "This is mine! This is where my babies come from!" Say that in a deep voice with a lisp if you dare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Australian Pride 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 If X-Pac is coming back he's better off on Smackdown. He did have an entertaining ladder match with Eddie back in WCW so maybe, if he's motivated, he could work a decent mini-feud putting Eddie over. Then move him onto the CW division - X-Pac/Rey has to be better than Rey/Spike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
algrim 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Don't make me laugh. Is he supposed to bring back prestige to the CW belt?! He's like a shadow of his former self. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 22, 2004 The only way I'd want X-Pac/Syxx-Pac back is if he's both changed his attitude (he thinks he's 6'6" 350 lbs) about his position on the card, and is motivated when he's told to job. Both are long shots, so I don't see it happening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
