The Official What I think You Look Like

[Zorin Industries 0]

Black Lushus, all I can picture you as is Dolemite

[Black Lushus 0]

i'm nowhere near as dark, i'll say THAT much and I'm certainly no pimp, though I may have claimed to be in my time prior to marriage!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Zorin Industries looks like a british version of Andy Dick. His hair is darker, though, and it's close to the head and perpetually gelled. I see glasses, half round ones, or small rectangular frames. Perhaps sunglasses, but there's something on his face. He's also pale, and clean shaven. About 5'10" or so, neither heavy nor thin. He owns many jackets and few ties. Wears briefs, and has decent shoes.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Black Lushus is the exact same color as Damon Wayans. His hair is short. Less than an inch. Most of his clothing has a sports team on it, or else is pale blue or yellow. He's got a lot of white qualities that his friends chide him about, and he waits forever to do laundry. He's fairly tall..maybe a hair or two over six feet, and is inconsiderately noisy during sex. His girlfriend is all up in his shit, and he into hers.

[Guest croweater]

You must feel like santa in the week before Christmas AoO.

 

But chuck my name in the hat....... and put me onto the nice list..... coal sucks ass.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Bruiser Chong is the guy Black Lushus makes fun of for being really "white." He's young, and dresses like Carlton would dress if he were trying to look hip, only slightly more understated. He can't dance for shit, and no one has the heart to tell him, though he might know it, and exude an aura of delusion just so people get some kicks out of his wild gesticulations. He always corrects people's grammar (or notes mistakes mentally as he listens) when they're talking, and bitches to his coworkers a LOT.

 

A lighter black guy..maybe the same color as Sam Cassell.

[Dr. Tom 0]

Meh, what the heck. Count me in, too.

[Black Lushus 0]

hmmm, skin color is right...shaved head, so close on that one...i don't wear sports clothing, not too much yellow or carolina blue, i'd say mostly greys, blacks and whites...i do laundry once a week, so right on there...i do have some white qualities which my friends have sometimes responded by callin me the whitest black guy they know, can't say i care for that compliment, but oh well...i'm 5'11"...my WIFE is constantly in my shit, but I leave her alone, i don't care what she does as long as she ain't cheatin...i'd say you nailed me about 75% there, good job bro!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Netslob is egg shaped, if eggs had sagging bellies and titties. He's bald or has a crew cut, has questionable hygeine, and stinks up joint when he shits, so that it's noticeable to people in the house but not in the bathroom. Stretch marked and greasy, he's got swarms of tiny ingrown hairs, pimples, and whiteheads all along his upper thighs and upper arms. The insides of his legs are galded, and the shmegma is plentiful in the folds between his testes and thighs and gut. Thick brown pubes and axillary hair.

[Guest croweater]

That made me feel ill.

[Zorin Industries 0]

Apart from the glasses, looking like Andy Dick and subsitute gel to wax, thats pretty accurate.

[redbaron29 0]

eh what the hell....I shall throw my name in the hat

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I used to think MrRant was a very fat man. Fat and greedy, like Newman from Seinfeld. I now see a different Rant. A Rant worn thin in front of monitor lights, worked hard by child and woman and bosses. He is wiry and lean and weasel-like. A quick-moving gladhanding asswipe who takes explicit joy in inconveniencing others, and razing the villiage when he himself is slighted by Fast employee or gas station attendant.

 

Hypocritical and unintentionally rude, with a loud monotonous voice with misplaced inflections that annoy people who notice. He's considered funny by those who can ignore the shit he throws at the wall which does not stick.

 

In twenty years, he's Lester from American Beauty.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Dids is the cool fat guy. He's clean, personable, cheerful, just pretty damn round. He owns at least one "Big Dogs" shirt which he might not wear. Everything else is a jumble of clothes. He wears good sneakers, smokes cigars sometimes, breaks off a piece of ass once in a while, and throws alright parties. He's got tons of nicknames, and fancies himself a Big Kahuna, which is a role he plays decently well.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Everyone knows what Bob Barron looks like, and that's what everyone thinks Bob Barron looks like, because it's fuckin' Bob Barron.

[Guest whitemilesdavis]

This is the most entertaining thread I've read here. If you got time, throw me on the list.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Is anyone else impressed with my psychic abilities? All I'm doing is reading the wavelengths. Who out there would be stupid enough to pay money for this shit? Or knows people who would?

[Zorin Industries 0]

I think youv'e found a new job, AoO's Psychic Hotline

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Bruj0 would like to git him summadat.

[Guest Dids]

Dids is the cool fat guy. He's clean, personable, cheerful, just pretty damn round. He owns at least one "Big Dogs" shirt which he might not wear. Everything else is a jumble of clothes. He wears good sneakers, smokes cigars sometimes, breaks off a piece of ass once in a while, and throws alright parties. He's got tons of nicknames, and fancies himself a Big Kahuna, which is a role he plays decently well.

You did OK.

 

Clean, Personalble and Cheerful is right.

 

Big Dog shirts is wrong.

 

Jumble of clothes and sneakers is right.

 

Cigars are wrong, I don't smoke unless it's from a bong.

 

Ass, saddly, is wrong.

 

Parties is right.

 

Tons of nicknames is right.

[bob_barron 0]

Everyone knows what Bob Barron looks like, and that's what everyone thinks Bob Barron looks like, because it's fuckin' Bob Barron.

Short and to the point. God job AoO

[Guest HungryJack]

I want in as well, please.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

If you get a chance.

[Guest Flyboy]

AoA always entertains me -- I wouldn't mind one.

[Kardo 0]

Sign me up.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I'm up for it.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Do Banky before this thread goes to hell

[Bruiser Chong 0]

Bruiser Chong is the guy Black Lushus makes fun of for being really "white." He's young, and dresses like Carlton would dress if he were trying to look hip, only slightly more understated. He can't dance for shit, and no one has the heart to tell him, though he might know it, and exude an aura of delusion just so people get some kicks out of his wild gesticulations. He always corrects people's grammar (or notes mistakes mentally as he listens) when they're talking, and bitches to his coworkers a LOT.

 

A lighter black guy..maybe the same color as Sam Cassell.

Aside from the grammar thing (which is more or less true) and me not dancing much, everything else is pretty off. And please refrain from ever comparing me in any way to Sam Cassell.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Banky has some part of his hair that's totally unruly. With the right gel, some freckles, and a checkered shirt, he'd be a good Alfalfa when he was a lad. This is a microcosm of his always wanting attention. Banky's Id is the guy behind the sportscasters at the college. Drunk and jumping up and down and giving the finger with a big "BANKY" T-shirt, and BANKY written on his chest underneath it for when he takes it off.

 

Banky is in decent physical condition. He has the sit-down gut, which is common among beer drinking men his age. He, like Bruiser, is Mr Contrary, and will say that my analysis is wrong, when it's really more correct than he'd care to admit.

 

He's kept afloat only by having an idea where the line is, and crossing it only when people really aren't noticing. First Impression: Intentional Sore Thumb, personality wise. Trying too hard to look good, when he's not that cute, appearance wise.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

CORRECT:

 

Unruly hair (when long)

Sit down beer gut

Contrarian (it does happen - mostly with people who listen to bad music)

 

WRONG:

 

Freckles

Don't own checkered shirt

Actually rather pleasent to most people

And I do look good all the time