Is Ripper Old?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Quarter century...damn.

[Nevermortal]

He's definitely older than me.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Art Sandusky]

Cute.

[Guest Dids]

He's younger than me, so he can't be old.

[Dangerous A]

I guess that makes DA a grandpa then.

 

DA=28 years old

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I'm older than him, too, so shut the fuck up.

[Guest Dids]

There's two stages of age for me. Younger than me=fucking child, Older than me=older than time.

 

I'm very black and white this way.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm older than him, too, so shut the fuck up.

Do you ever feel like your youth was wasted?

[Sass]

I'm older.

 

By a month, give or take.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I'm older than him, too, so shut the fuck up.

Do you ever feel like your youth was wasted?

A serious answer: no, I don't. It helps that I have very little recollection of life between ages 18-21.

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Twenty-five? Is that all?

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Plus, I'm young at heart. I look like I'm 19 and I post like a flippantly precocious 12-year-old.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

How do you feel about the 30+ year old posters here?

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Rip probably looks older than he is because of all the times he has played step-daddy to his girlfriends' kids...

[Dr. Tom]

Turning a quarter-century officially makes you old. Hitting 30, like me, officially makes you Too Bloody Goddamn Fucking Old.

 

Now one of you youngin's fetch me my pipe and slippers.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Since when do you have to be old in order to enjoy a pipe and slippers?

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Turning a quarter-century officially makes you old. Hitting 30, like me, officially makes you Too Bloody Goddamn Fucking Old.

 

Now one of you youngin's fetch me my pipe and slippers.

Five more years until you can become Prez., though...