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Art Sandusky    0

Art Sandusky
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Thanks Banky, but this isn't going to erase how pissed I am that I fell asleep at 8:30 and woke up at 1:40 and now won't be able to fucking sleep for another 36 goddamn hours.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent   

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Thanks Banky, but this isn't going to erase how pissed I am that I fell asleep at 8:30 and woke up at 1:40 and now won't be able to fucking sleep for another 36 goddamn hours.

36?

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Slayer    0

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I've had difficulty sleeping for the last month or so.

You know what helps me to fall asleep? Watching Smackdown.

I just read any post by Deranged Her....zzzzzzzzzzz.....

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redbaron29    0

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I've been having the same problem....wake up at 7....go to work till 5...go home...fall asleep between 5 and 6....wake up at like 10:30.....cant fuckin sleep for the next year. repeat.

 

But at least Family Guy is on midnight swim now.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion   

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Not sleeping is just one of those things I live with. Believe it or not, I'm actually a pretty wired person. Through high school, I'd go days without sleep, in college, it'd get close to a week sometimes. There'd be a nap here and there, but never anything more than 3, 4 hours tops.

 

Even when I was a little kid, my mom would find me up at 4:30 in the morning, playing with blocks. That's what she says, anyway.

 

Sometimes I wonder if I have that kind of insomnia that wears people out and kills them from exhaustion by 35, but it's really not that detrimental. Anymore, I get 4-5 hours every afternoon/evening before I go in to work. At least I sleep, even if it's barely over half what's recommended for a healthy lifestyle.

 

Basically, if your sleep runs like that, you should've learned to deal with it by now. If you're just up and antsy when you should be sleeping, I recommend drugs.

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redbaron29    0

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In highschool I use to have this pattern where in never really slept, just took three naps over a given time table. Basicly I would sleep for like twice a day for three hours, once from 3pm-6pm, then from 6am-9am. and then I slept one additional time for four hours usually from 4-8. All together it was like a normal nights sleep; just spread out so as to not miss anything. Funny thing was that was probably the closest thing I had to a freakin real sleep patern.

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Guest Vitamin X   

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Not sleeping is just one of those things I live with. Believe it or not, I'm actually a pretty wired person. Through high school, I'd go days without sleep, in college, it'd get close to a week sometimes. There'd be a nap here and there, but never anything more than 3, 4 hours tops.

 

Even when I was a little kid, my mom would find me up at 4:30 in the morning, playing with blocks. That's what she says, anyway.

 

Sometimes I wonder if I have that kind of insomnia that wears people out and kills them from exhaustion by 35, but it's really not that detrimental. Anymore, I get 4-5 hours every afternoon/evening before I go in to work. At least I sleep, even if it's barely over half what's recommended for a healthy lifestyle.

 

Basically, if your sleep runs like that, you should've learned to deal with it by now. If you're just up and antsy when you should be sleeping, I recommend drugs.

Marijuana doesn't help with that?

 

I found it was the only thing that could put me out peacefully.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion   

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Nope. I can smoke all day and all night (and I quite often do) and it doesn't keep me up or put me down or anything. I just get baked and stay the same.

 

Amusingly enough, a little Benadryl puts me on my ass hard.

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Guest Vitamin X   

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I can take three Benadryl and keep going, and marijuana doesn't put me down either.

 

Dammit.

Kotz has amphetamine running through his veins.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion   

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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He's been really fuckin' pissy lately. He got all crampy on Damaramu as well, but that's old hat.

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Damaramu's an idiot as is anyone who asks for dating advice on the internet.

 

Guy: Should I fuck her?

 

Netguys: Fuck her in the ass heh heh...we're all virgins.

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Nevermortal    0

Nevermortal
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(I'm sorry)

(I'm Sorry)

 

It's like I missed a shot,

It's like I dropped the ball.

(Damn I'm Sorry)

It's like I'm on stage,

and I forgot the words.

(Damn, I'm sorry)

It's like building a new house,

with no roof and no doors.

(Damn, I'm sorry)

It's like trying to propose,

and I ain't got the ring.

(Oooh damn I'm sorry)

 

But girl I've apologized

a million times before.

(I'll apologize a million more)

So here it comes again

for all the wrong I've done.

(so get ready babe)

Here's One million one.

 

 

Girl this is my sorry for, 2004.

And I aint gonna mess up no more, this year.

I'm 'a take this one chance,

and make it real clear.

I'm sorry for May

and I'm sorry for June (for real)

and I'm sorry for July (i am)

in case I dont tell you.

August, September, October, November 'till your December.

I'm Sorry.

(I'm sorry 2004)

 

Its like stayin' out at night,

had way too much to drink.

(Damn, I'm sorry)

It's like you change your hair,

and I dont say a thing.

(Damn I'm sorry)

It's like we're fallin' fast asleep,

with no kiss, and before we hit.

(yeah I'm sorry)

And It's like I forgot your gift,

on 02 14 03.

(Yea. So sorry!)

 

But girl I've apologized

a million times before.

(I'll apologize a million more)

So here it comes again

for all the wrong I've done.

(so get ready babe)

Here's One million one.

 

 

Girl this is my sorry for, 2004.

And I aint gonna mess up no more, this year.

I'm 'a take this one chance,

(I'm 'a take my time)

and make it real clear.

I'm sorry for May

and I'm sorry for June (for real)

and I'm sorry for July (i am)

in case I dont tell you.

August, September, October, November 'till your December.

I'm Sorry.

(I'm sorry 2004)

 

 

I'm sorry for the way that I did you

I'm sorry for the thought and how I hurt you girl

I'm sorry on the first day, sorry on the second day

sorry for the things I did, Sorry for the things i said

sorry for the lies

sorry for the time

That I didn't get you what you want,

That I didn't get you what you like.

What can I do to tell you that I'm sorry babe.

(sorry, sorry)

 

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhh!

Wooooooooh!

All them strip clubs,

all them hot tubs.

I'm gone give them up,

'cause I dont want to lose you now.

 

Girl this is my sorry for, 2004.

And I aint gonna mess up no more, this year.

I'm 'a take this one chance,

and make it real clear.

I'm sorry for May

and I'm sorry for June (for real)

and I'm sorry for July (i am)

in case I dont tell you.

August, September, October, November 'till your December.

I'm Sorry.

(I'm sorry 2004)

 

Girl this is my sorry for, 2004.

Sorry 2004

Girl this is my sorry for, 2004.

Sorry 2004

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