NYU Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Something tells me Maury Povich is eventually going to have to interfere with this angle. Lita: Well, Maury, I've tried everyone else. Matt Hardy. Kane. Jeff Hardy. Jazz. The popcorn vendor. My hotel cleaning lady. The next door neighbor's cat. But I think I finally found the father. AND I KNOW IT'S YOU! THE BABY LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU, GOD DAMMIT! *The audience starts cheering wildly as the camera peels over to find Ahmed Johnson sitting in the next chair* Ahmed: YOU NO KNOW NOTHIN, LITA! DIS KID AIN'T MINE! *The crowd full of middle-aged housewives and ghettofied women start to loudly boo at Ahmed's ghastly accusations* Ahmed: I no care. If dis baby my boy, I take care of my kids. I gon be payin child support. But he ain't mine! I know he ain't mine! *The audience politely claps, then awaits the final verdict* Maury: Well, Lita, we've done the DNA test and here's the results. Ahmed Johnson......you are NOT the father! Ahmed: YEAH, BITCH! WHAT I SAY, HO?! *The audience gasps loudly as Lita runs backstage in tears. Maury chases her, clearly trying to milk this thing for all it's worth* ------------------------------------------------- It could be a new character every week to try to find Lita's father. Men. Women. Animals. Former WWE Superstars. D-Level Actors and Actresses. Inanimate Objects. And so on..... With Maury Povich hosting, it can't fail!
Guest Staravenger Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Triple H holding down the Olympics!
Guest JMA Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Why doesn't Kane just summon lightning to attack Matt?
Exslade ZX Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Ok...yea. But whatever the SS commercials still rule.
Mrnoitaull Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Kane has taken some Enzyte it appears..
Lil' Bitch Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 @ SummerSlam commercial with HHH Anyways, I prefer Happy Kane over Angry Kane myself.
Guest Quik Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Hmm, Triple H provides the worst comercial of them all.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 LOL at the HHH Summerslam commercial.
DMann2003 Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 HHH Water Spit puts out the Olympic flame...that's gold!
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Kane didn't exactly fit the 'sperm' part into it..but he inferred it lmao. He was thinking it though.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Hmm, Triple H provides the worst comercial of them all. Booker's was far worse.
Guest Quik Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 So, I'm eating half a pound of prosciutto because it expires tomorrow while watching Raw. I'm really starting to wonder where my life is headed.
BorneAgain Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Hmm, Triple H provides the worst comercial of them all. Booker's was far worse. What was his?
Guest Fook Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 So, I'm eating half a pound of prosciutto because it expires tomorrow while watching Raw. I'm really starting to wonder where my life is headed. The operating table?
Exslade ZX Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 So, I'm eating half a pound of prosciutto because it expires tomorrow while watching Raw. I'm really starting to wonder where my life is headed. Would I laugh if I knew what prosciutto was?
Guest Staravenger Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 So, I'm eating half a pound of prosciutto because it expires tomorrow while watching Raw. I'm really starting to wonder where my life is headed. I see you dipping your face into a toilet, gagging your lungs up in the near future.
Slickster Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Hmm, Triple H provides the worst comercial of them all. Booker's was far worse. What was his? He cut off a fencer's arm, I think.
iliketurtles Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 See, right now, Lesnar needs to fucking tackle Joy. REALLY. BAD.
Vyce Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 This shit just doesn't end. And what does any of this have to do with wrestling?
Exslade ZX Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Joy's tits got smaller...and thsee are more pretaped segments aren't they? And LMAO dumbass..that was caramel.
DMann2003 Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Sooooo, basically the WWE is gonna try and get these Divas over with lame softcore porno acts?
Guest Fook Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Oh God...we have to see eight of these?
MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 WTF? SERIOUSLY. WHAT..THE... *runs for some ice cream*
Guest Staravenger Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 ...I'd rather have cancer in my rectum than watch this...yet I can't stop watching. And WHY is Tracie still in this? She's fucking ugly! And when has "Want some" become a WWE slogan EVER?!
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 See the first one needs to realize that i want to be sold on ICE CREAM, not titty licking. I've been sold on that for a while.
Guest JMA Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 This isn't possible. Nothing could be this terrible.
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