Thoth 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 (edited) The Smartmarks wrestling Federation presents... SWF STORM, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 25TH, LIVE FROM THE FORD CENTER IN OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA! (5:00pm PCT, 8:00pm EST; check local listings) Send marked matches, promos, etc. to Suicide King We have a new champion, and perhaps, against all odds, or anyone’s wildest imagination, Johnny Dangerous holds the strap. Opening Promo: Johnny Dangerous, the new world champ, speaks. MAIN EVENT ICTV TITLE MATCH Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix© vs “The Icon” Max King What the hell is La Cucaracha there for? Seriously, I don’t know, but Maddix is a solid player, a blue-chipper if you will, and will probably have his name in the main event title reign soon. But so will Max King, I guarantee you that. The question is, who gets there first? Rules: Standard match. DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: Suicide King WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Dace Night vs Jamie Drazon Both these men have come close in the past to tasting world title gold, but have not claimed it. Who will get another shot at the zenith? Rules: Normal rules, DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: chirs3 TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen & "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) © vs Revolution Zero ("Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Sean Davis) And now that the tag title holders are decided, they’ll face those dirty sons of bitches, Revolution Zero. Rules: Standard tag match. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: Thoth SINGLES MATCH Toxxic vs Justin Bowers The most prolific rookie’s title reign ends at the hands of the Secret Agent. For some reason, this match has been requested by the former champ. Maybe to let some steam off? Rules: Normal rules, DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: 5_moves_of_doom USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross vs “The Corona” Vladimir Everheart© David Cross, the underdog on Storm, won his match and the right to this spot. Vladimir Everheart has been a capable champ of late, so will we see a changing of the guard? Rules: Normal rules, DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: Suicide King SUBMISSIONS “EGO” MATCH “The Notorious” John Duran vs “The Superior One” Tom Flesher. With nicknames like that, you know egos will collide. This match is basically an “I Quit” match, but to submit, a wrestler must say (or scream) the name of his opponent, thereby supplanting his ego above his own. Rules: Submissions only. Read description. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: chirs3 SINGLES MATCH “Grand Slam” Mark Stevens vs Ace Lezaire The loved by all Mark Stevens faces slimy heel Ace Lezaire. Need there be more description? Rules: Normal rules, DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Thoth CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH The Birdman vs Ryan Dustin Someone beat Tom Flesher. Somebody. Begging you here. If he beats Fallout’s reign I’m gonna be pissed. Fallout fuckin’ ruled, and NONE OF YOU REMEMBER HIM. FUCK YOU AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON.Rules: Normal rules, DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: 5_moves_of_doom TAG MATCH Nathan Xavier & Manson vs The Masked Man & Munich The Masked Man GOT SERVED~ on Storm. Now without a title to hold, and Revolution Zero at his back, he looks to find some new freshness in tagging. Also Vladimir is pretty cool. Seriously guys, angles are freakin’ cool. Rules: Normal tag rules, DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Suicide King SINGLES MATCH Candace vs Petey the Irish Penguin Candace has no last name. Petey sorta does. But that’s not why they’re fighting. Candace lost her Crusier shot to Tom Flesher, and Petey wants one. A win here could catch the eye of the booking committee. Kayfabe? What kayfabe? Rules: Normal rules, DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Thoth HARDCORE MATCH Bryan Levy vs Ced Ordonez He’s a brick and Ced’s drowning slowly... oh wait, sorry. Bryan Levy’s debut match was cancelled due to the fact that... well, read Storm and find out. But here he’ll look to make his mark on the SWF. Oh, and it’s hardcore. Rules: None to speak of, really. Word Limit: 4000 Send To: 5_moves_of_doom Edited August 22, 2004 by Thoth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 Not to be too nitpicky but... Didn't Manson lose the USJL title to Vlad? EDIT: WHOO! My first SINGLES Main Event! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 I will be heavily disappointed if Levy doesn't stab Ced with an used needle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 SINGLES MATCH Toxxic vs Justin Bowers The most prolific rookie’s title reign ends at the hands of the Secret Agent. For some reason, this match has been requested by the former champ. Maybe to let some steam off? Rules: Normal rules, DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: 5_moves_of_doom And the aborted dark match angle comes full circle... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 Card slightly edited. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 Oh yeah, by the way: CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH The Birdman vs Ryan Dustin Someone beat Tom Flesher. Somebody. Begging you here. If he beats Fallout’s reign I’m gonna be pissed. Fallout fuckin’ ruled, and NONE OF YOU REMEMBER HIM. FUCK YOU AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON.Rules: Normal rules, DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: 5_moves_of_doom Calm down, chief; Taamo's nowhere near to Fallout's record. He's not even anywhere near Johnny's record; he's barely a fifth of the way there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 I remember Fallout. Fallout was the hope for all who blew at promos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 ... I think from now on I'll just request matches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 It's the best way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 Oh yeah, by the way: CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH The Birdman vs Ryan Dustin Someone beat Tom Flesher. Somebody. Begging you here. If he beats Fallout’s reign I’m gonna be pissed. Fallout fuckin’ ruled, and NONE OF YOU REMEMBER HIM. FUCK YOU AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON.Rules: Normal rules, DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: 5_moves_of_doom Calm down, chief; Taamo's nowhere near to Fallout's record. He's not even anywhere near Johnny's record; he's barely a fifth of the way there. See, it's just my presence, WC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted August 21, 2004 The idea for my match had actually popped in my mind a few months ago as something Va'aiga could do with whoever he was feuding with at the time (I think it was Crow, but who knows) to build on Va's "WHAT'S MY NAME?" stuff. I had no idea I'd be in a match like this, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 Not really something major...just something that I found a bit funny: I just find it funny that Suicide King is marking the match for my character, Max King. ...guess it really does take a King to know a King. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 Well, if Johnny hasn't stolen it already, I take opening promo to clear up the Card/Landon/King/Toxxic madness once and for all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 What a coincidence this is; I actually live about 10 miles away from this arena, but Johnny’s from Nevada so I guess IC it isn’t that big of a deal. Edit: I'm promoing no doubt about it, Landon, but I guess it doesn't have to open up the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 I'd like to apologise before we go to air for the sheer volume of time I'm going to be spending in front of the camera tonight. At last count I was in two promos and two matches. Sheesh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 I'd like to apologise before we go to air for the sheer volume of time I'm going to be spending in front of the camera tonight. At last count I was in two promos and two matches. Sheesh. Johnny, you have hit the glass ceiling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 I'd like to apologise before we go to air for the sheer volume of time I'm going to be spending in front of the camera tonight. At last count I was in two promos and two matches. Sheesh. Johnny, you have hit the glass ceiling. *hastily doubleglazes the ceiling* Hey, I only just got into the main event. Can't have you bitches looking like you belong here too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Just so everyone knows, though I am posting the card, Z will be booking the next show. Booking requests go to him. Those who have sent requests to me rest assured I have forwarded them to Z. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2004 I'd like to apologise before we go to air for the sheer volume of time I'm going to be spending in front of the camera tonight. At last count I was in two promos and two matches. Sheesh. Johnny, you have hit the glass ceiling. What because it takes him four segements to pull the kind of ratings Johnny does in one? Anywho, my time was limited this past few days so I barely got one done... I gots more on the way though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2004 Well, I turned in my match, but it was late thanks to MY FUCKING COMPUTER NOT FUCKING DOING THE RIGHT FUCKING THINGS! ...anyway...hopefully I'll get lucky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted August 26, 2004 King, just so you know. Your match isn't being DQed for being late. My policy is that if you ask for an extension there is no late penalty. If you don't, as in your case, there is an hour window to get it to me with a minimal penalty, and anything later than that is an automatic time loss. You got it in the window, so I actually have to mark now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
