The OAO "Will Orton Actually Get Over?" Thread

[iliketurtles 0]

You know what's funny? It seems like they are starting Raw over again by showing this video package...they'll probably disregard that Rock segment from ever happening.

[Guest EugeneMark]

Kane's tux better be saturated with water

[razazteca 0]

That did a complete 360. It started out bad, then morphed into entertaining, then went back to being bad.

I must've missed that part

It was no popcorn fart but Pootong Pie was funny.

[Exslade ZX 0]

mmm...Randy...oh god ye---

 

WHOA EASY BOY!

 

No! I like the pie!

The homosexual jokes are becoming increasingly....blah...

 

but still...

 

And oh noes~! Batista gots the hair cut.

[NYU 0]

Batista's so lucky.

 

He had his face in Orton's wang, not once....but twice!

 

I think TSM just had a collective orgasm.

[razazteca 0]

You know what's funny? It seems like they are starting Raw over again by showing this video package...they'll probably disregard that Rock segment from ever happening.

Its the "international" start

 

[The Czech Republic 0]

Maybe Randy will wake up with a dead Bob Orton head in his bed

[jester 0]

SHoot comment by HHH.

 

I wish they'd show Orton taking charge of this feud. Of course that was too much to expect.

 

Here's the happy couple...

[Guest Fook]

He saw her before the wedding! BAD LUCK!

[Guest Staravenger]

Bad luck! You're not suppose to see the bride before the wedding!

[JoeDirt 0]

The folks at Wrestlecrap are going to be busy this week.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Heh..so he will be in ring attire I guess.

[LooseCannon25 0]

Hey remind me to wear a singlet to the church on the day of my wedding.

 

and Kane quotes Billy Idol "white wedding"

[Guest Staravenger]

That WASN'T Kanes tux....he's gonna get married in his attire!

 

Regal vs. Flair! Woo!

[Guest EugeneMark]

Kane makes such a dashing groom

[The Czech Republic 0]

It's a nice day for a white wedding.

 

It's a nice day to start again.

 

 

Could this explain the Randy Redux video? Or a return of Lodi? Stay tuned!

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

I got something for you...a white wedding dress!

 

Since we're getting married!

 

*evil laughter*

[Zack Malibu 0]

Regal vs. Flair is OK by me.

[Guest JMA]

35 minutes and not one match yet? Ugh.

[LooseCannon25 0]

I wanna cry from seeing these damn Wrangler, Steve McQueen, corny jingle commercials

[jester 0]

Marks out for the Billy Idol reference.

 

May the Deadly Viper Assassin Squad will show up and kill everyone, and then Lita goes on a murderous rampage.

[Detective Comics 0]

Just joining the thread.... what is stopping Lita from simply saying no? I mean, if she says no then the person conducting the ceremony can't marry them, right?

[Guest Fook]

Should Lita really be allowed to wear white?

[JoeDirt 0]

I hope the Lita/Kane wedding is stopped tonight by KATIE VICK RETURNING FROM THE DEAD~!~!~!~!

[Exslade ZX 0]

35 minutes and not one match yet? Ugh.

What'd you expect? It's RAW.

 

[Guest Quik]

Do we get to see the FIngerpoke of Doom- part 2 tonight? And Kane's bringing Lita to a Motel 6 for the honeymoon.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Kane quoting Billy Idol. BILLY IDOL. I guess the writer's brains needed a rest after last week.

 

Oh well, at least I have something to make me smile:

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I think the Rock helped us all blow viscous loads, even though the half naked women were turn offs.

 

Oh and Kane quoting Billy Idol was WHOMP ASS~!

[JoeDirt 0]

Just joining the thread.... what is stopping Lita from simply saying no? I mean, if she says no then the person conducting the ceremony can't marry them, right?

An independent thought! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!

[LooseCannon25 0]

You know, it's friggin stupid enough that the dude is getting married in his wrestling garb.

 

but does he have to be all decked out complete with Elbow Pads, and wrist tape.......cmon man...jesus