CanadianChick Posted August 25, 2004 Report Posted August 25, 2004 EDIT: I forgot Kane's infamous "This time, I'm going to rape you" line to Triple H after he throws him in the trunk. Uh, did this actually happen? Please say you are making this up.
Guest GreatOne Posted August 25, 2004 Report Posted August 25, 2004 Actually he said screw but the jist is there.
Guest DeathBecomesYou Posted August 25, 2004 Report Posted August 25, 2004 Getting back to the original post for a second, what the hell does "My BUTT's hungry" mean anyway? And when one of the diva search girls challenged another to a "WWE style match", I was so hoping that Molly and Jazz would do a 3 Minute Warning style run in and beat them senseless.
LaParkaYourCar Posted August 25, 2004 Report Posted August 25, 2004 One of the Diva hopefulls during the pie eating contest grabbed the mic and said, "as you can see my BUTT is hungry because it's been munching my panties all night long, so I'm gonna feed it some pie" and she proceeded to sit on the pie. Another one of them, the first one to go, while eating the pie she challenged Carmella to a wrestling match. I don't think she was supposed to because Rock tried to get the mic away from all the other diva hopefulls after that.
Guest DeathBecomesYou Posted August 25, 2004 Report Posted August 25, 2004 Thanks dude, glad I didn't watch Raw.
Guest netslob Posted August 25, 2004 Report Posted August 25, 2004 the whole 'Kiss My Ass' club with had me literally seeing red. it served NO purpose but for McMahon to stroke is fucking cock on my tv. i was seriously considering never watching WWF/E tv again. i still refuse to go to a live event , buy a PPV, or buy any item directly from the WWE, i won't put dollar one in that egomaniac motherfucker's pocket. sorry, i'm ranting.
Guest Quik Posted August 26, 2004 Report Posted August 26, 2004 How does the unmasking of Kane rank with all this stuff? I honestly thought that Kane unmasking in front of RVD, revealing Glen JAcobs with half his hair shaved off and some black gunk around his eyes was kinda funny, especially JR and King's selling of it. "He's hideous!" Then he chokeslammed RVD... because you see, when the mask comes off, you go crazy.
The Czech Republic Posted August 26, 2004 Report Posted August 26, 2004 Meh, the unmasking actually wasn't the lamest part of the show that night, believe it or not. Remember Kane's OTHER magic power (that I forgot to mention in the thread,) the power to project his personal flashbacks over national television, ripple-fade-in/out and all, by looking into a magic mirror?
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 26, 2004 Report Posted August 26, 2004 The unmasking ended up being a DAMN good angle, so I don't think it's bad at all.
Guest Anglesault Posted August 26, 2004 Report Posted August 26, 2004 Except for the fact that it made no sense whatsoever, because it went against just about everything that was established with the Kane character. Oh, and Shane trying to ruin it singlehandedly. And the fact that the unbeatable monster has lost to everyone and almost the boss' son. Other than that, it was okay.
The Czech Republic Posted August 26, 2004 Report Posted August 26, 2004 Except for the fact that it made no sense whatsoever, because it went against just about everything that was established with the Kane character. Oh, and Shane trying to ruin it singlehandedly. And the fact that the unbeatable monster has lost to everyone and almost the boss' son. Other than that, it was okay. All true, but Burnin' Jim Ross is always good for a laugh.
Da Maintenance Man Posted August 26, 2004 Report Posted August 26, 2004 Normally, I would just rant about this in the Raw thread, but after thinking about it a little bit, I came to a conclusion: Last night's Raw presented us with at least 2 of the top 10 stupidest things we've ever seen on Raw. Now, I'm not talking about stupid in the sense of "Oh man, why did X job, he needs to be built up, blah blah" or "Why'd they give X the title shot?". I'm talking serious, ouch-my-fucking-head, dumbass motherfucking bullshit that makes you embarrassed to be a wrestling fan, and feel stupider for having seen it. Last night, we saw the enchanted "My BUTT is hungry" pie eating fiasco from everyone's favorite little red retard, Christy. However, a few other things made me choke on my own rage. 1. Kane's wall of fire on the ramp during the wedding. 2. Kane in a white tuxedo (despite it's pimpness). 3. Generic Diva Contestant #2 challenging Carmella to a wrestling match. 4. Bischoff reading from the bible. 5. Kane ACTUALLY marrying Lita. So, I now turn this over to you. In the last 2-3 years (whichever keeps this from being moved to Old School), what were the stupidest things we've seen on Raw? I actually liked the wall of fire on the ramp during the wedding. It added to Kane's desire to marry Lita. Matt comes in, grabs Lita, runs up the ramp with her and tries to escape and bam! Wall of fire. It was as if Kane made SURE that NOTHING was going to stop that wedding. It was a nice touch IMO. I'm deep, deep, deep in the minority when I say this but I, ummm, actually...liked Vince's "Kiss my ass" club. I didn't like seeing Vince's ass on TV every week but the idea of people literally kissing his ass was just too outrageously funny to hate. Regal kissing Vince's ass back in 02(I think it was, somebody correct me if I'm wrong)still remains one of the funniest WWE moments ever.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 26, 2004 Report Posted August 26, 2004 Except for the fact that it made no sense whatsoever, because it went against just about everything that was established with the Kane character. Oh, and Shane trying to ruin it singlehandedly. And the fact that the unbeatable monster has lost to everyone and almost the boss' son. Other than that, it was okay. The actual unmasking itself, and the explination given were good. They gave new life to the Kane character. Even after the Shane feud (which was a seperate angle) Kane's standing is still higher than it was pre-unmasking and AT LEAST it's some damned character development. Besides, I LIKE the psycho heel Kane character, and even though YOU bitched about Shane McMahon week in and week out, I don't think it's hurt him that much. Fans still buy him as a legit contender.
Guest Anglesault Posted August 26, 2004 Report Posted August 26, 2004 (edited) Except for the fact that it made no sense whatsoever, because it went against just about everything that was established with the Kane character. Oh, and Shane trying to ruin it singlehandedly. And the fact that the unbeatable monster has lost to everyone and almost the boss' son. Other than that, it was okay. The actual unmasking itself, and the explination given were good. aka: none. Besides, I LIKE the psycho heel Kane character, and even though YOU bitched about Shane McMahon week in and week out, I don't think it's hurt him that much But did it help him AT ALL? What was it's purpose. I honestly think that angle hurt RVD alot more than kane. Kane manhandled RVD, but Shane beat up kane at will. Edited August 26, 2004 by Anglesault
Guest CronoT Posted August 26, 2004 Report Posted August 26, 2004 How can you guys forget Scott Steiner's "Superman Dive of Death" during the Steiner/Test match at, either SurSer or Rumble a few years ago?
Dogbert Posted August 29, 2004 Report Posted August 29, 2004 Did the "My BUTT's hungry" comment remind anyone else of South Park?
Da Maintenance Man Posted August 29, 2004 Report Posted August 29, 2004 Did the "My BUTT's hungry" comment remind anyone else of South Park? Exactly!! It was the episode where everybody starting eating their food through their asses & shitting out their mouths, lol.
The Kid Posted August 29, 2004 Report Posted August 29, 2004 You could tell that The Rock was trying to keep the mic away from the girls and then the "BUTT-hungry" girl comes up and he's said something like "oh, she says she needs the mic". I think he was really nervous to let her say something. It was awful.
Ravenbomb Posted August 29, 2004 Report Posted August 29, 2004 I feel so sorry for The Rock and Tajiri...and Coach...and Rob Conway...Grenier sucks, though
Lil' Bitch Posted August 29, 2004 Report Posted August 29, 2004 I REALLY hope Christy is gone next week. Then there will be balance to Diva search.
Enigma Posted August 29, 2004 Report Posted August 29, 2004 I'm deep, deep, deep in the minority when I say this but I, ummm, actually...liked Vince's "Kiss my ass" club. I didn't like seeing Vince's ass on TV every week but the idea of people literally kissing his ass was just too outrageously funny to hate. Regal kissing Vince's ass back in 02(I think it was, somebody correct me if I'm wrong)still remains one of the funniest WWE moments ever. This was the night after Survivor Series 2001.
Enigma Posted August 29, 2004 Report Posted August 29, 2004 How can you guys forget Scott Steiner's "Superman Dive of Death" during the Steiner/Test match at, either SurSer or Rumble a few years ago? Bad Blood 2003.
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