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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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and you are on the auction block.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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What the fuck are you bidding on?

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What do you expect when you start a topic that makes no sense?

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Ok, now that you're done interrupting, I can explain the thread concept. I'm going to pick out a random poster, and you people are going to bid on them based on your own criteria. You can check a poster's teeth, haunches, jab em with a stick, whatever you've got to do.

 

First poster on the auction block:

 

Loss.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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What say you and me blow this dump and get half-tilted on a bottle of bum wine and go swimmin'?

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Sold for the sake of Loss's libido.

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Some belly-button lint and hobo puke.

This response is ghey.

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If somebody gives me 10 dollars, I will take Banky and chain him up in DFA's basement.

Guest Dynamite Kido
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Does Banky come with a warranty or do I have to purchase that extra?

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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C'mon folks, I'll mow your lawn before you eat me.

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I'll give you three oranges, a half-empty bottle of Bombey Whiskey, and a fish dinner from Applebees.

 

The Total Combined Value of these prizes; $16.78. All these can be yours, if the Price is Right!

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I'll give you three oranges, a half-empty bottle of Bombey Whiskey, and a fish dinner from Applebees.

 

The Total Combined Value of these prizes; $16.78. All these can be yours, if the Price is Right!

You might wanna drink the rest of that whiskey before becoming Banky's legal guardian.

Guest Frank_Nabbit
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I miss the days of educated commentary from CWM, Choken One, and Frigid Soul....

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