The TSM livestock auction

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

and you are on the auction block.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

A dollar.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

What the fuck are you bidding on?

[Guest Loss]

What do you expect when you start a topic that makes no sense?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Ok, now that you're done interrupting, I can explain the thread concept. I'm going to pick out a random poster, and you people are going to bid on them based on your own criteria. You can check a poster's teeth, haunches, jab em with a stick, whatever you've got to do.

 

First poster on the auction block:

 

Loss.

[Guest T®ITEC]

$3.00

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

What say you and me blow this dump and get half-tilted on a bottle of bum wine and go swimmin'?

[Guest Loss]

$3.00

That's not even enough to cover my fingernails.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

$4 + Sex.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Some belly-button lint and hobo puke.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Sold for the sake of Loss's libido.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Next poster for sale: Banky

[Guest Loss]

Some belly-button lint and hobo puke.

This response is ghey.

[Guest Dids]

If somebody gives me 10 dollars, I will take Banky and chain him up in DFA's basement.

[Guest Loss]

$10.01 if there's no central heat and air.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

10 unused electric chairs.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Does Banky come with a warranty or do I have to purchase that extra?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

C'mon folks, I'll mow your lawn before you eat me.

[Slayer 0]

Paint my house

[Guest Joshua A. Norton]

Eleventy Billion Dollars.

[BX 0]

I'll give you three oranges, a half-empty bottle of Bombey Whiskey, and a fish dinner from Applebees.

 

The Total Combined Value of these prizes; $16.78. All these can be yours, if the Price is Right!

[Sass 0]

C'mon folks, I'll mow your lawn before you eat me.

At least you'll be of some use to me then before I feast on your organs.

 

Mmmm...organs...

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'll give you three oranges, a half-empty bottle of Bombey Whiskey, and a fish dinner from Applebees.

 

The Total Combined Value of these prizes; $16.78. All these can be yours, if the Price is Right!

You might wanna drink the rest of that whiskey before becoming Banky's legal guardian.

[Guest T®ITEC]

$5000.00 for Banky, my one true love.

[The Czech Republic 0]

How much is that Banky in the window?

[DerangedHermit 0]

I bet on Banky infinity million dollars.

 

Next!

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

I miss the days of educated commentary from CWM, Choken One, and Frigid Soul....

[Slayer 0]

I'm bored of Banky

 

NEXT

[The Czech Republic 0]

I miss the days of educated commentary from CWM, Choken One, and Frigid Soul....

Yeah we're really hurtin' here without CWM.

 

 

fool

[the max 0]

I miss the days of educated commentary from CWM, Choken One, and Frigid Soul....

Ah. You're the one.