Mod vs. Mod

[Zack Malibu 0]

Pull it! Pull it like Loss is doing right now while reading a Sass post!

[Angle-plex 0]

Indeed! I hate when they end a movie like that and then there isn't another installment.

 

Chopping Mall is pretty good too, although it's a bit short. Still a fun movie though.

 

And BTW Zack, I finally saw Sleepaway Camp, and it was, indeed, quite awesome.

[Zack Malibu 0]

That has, by far, one of the best endings in cinematic history.

 

I don't care who you are or what your film taste is...that movie has one of the greatest twists ever, and people need to recognize that.

 

Chopping Mall is good B-rate fun. Another one of my DVD's that was a USA mainstay is Zapped Again! a sequel to the Scott Baio comedy Zapped!. It featured a bunch of no name kids, and Lyle Alzado and Linda Blair as the "star power". Copped it back in January while in Florida at the Virgin Megastore, and it was well worth it. B movies rule.

[Sass 0]

Oh man, I have a joke all ready in the chamber, but I just can't pull the trigger. I am such a wuss.

I made the set-up so easy. C'mon Pete, you know you want to...

[KingPK 0]

All right.

 

Loss: I don't recall asking you your opinion. Why don't you go sit in the corner and pretend like you mean something to me? It might make you feel better about your worthless life.

 

(Wow, this being mean thing is kinda exhausting.)

 

Sass: You make a great dick.

 

Keep it up.

 

Zack: I love how Sass said that all nonchalantly, just like how he'd tell someone they make a great Chicken Parm or something. 

 

Ah, the joys of twisting words on the internet.

 

Speaking of twisting words, change "make" to something else, and you get what Loss hears every Saturday night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....I'm dead.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'd be the last person standing. Most of you only think I'm a nice guy, and those of you who think I'm an asshole have seen nothing.

I don't think you're an asshole, just a big bitch about nothing.

 

Have I seen anything?

[Guest Loss]

Speaking of twisting words, change "make" to something else, and you get what Loss hears every Saturday night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....I'm dead.

No, you're not dead, because the world isn't lucky enough for that to happen. Do you know how much better the world would be if you died? I can think of at least 73 ways, off the top of my head, that my life would be better if you were not on this planet.

 

As for repeating what I hear every Saturday night, the last person I heard it from was you, jackass, and unless you want me to bite your dick off and donate it to the local homeless shelter so they can eat for days (actually, no way in HELL they could eat for days off of something that small), shut your fucking mouth.

 

You're so much more likable with your mouth shut. The only reason you should ever open it is to suck dick, you worthless piece of shit. But as I said, you're much more likable when you aren't talking. Instead of wanting you to experience a long, miserable death, I'd be happy with a death by any means.

 

(This is really difficult. I don't see how some people do it constantly.)

[Guest Loss]

I don't think you're an asshole, just a big bitch about nothing.

 

Have I seen anything?

I'm a big bitch about something all right, and that something is you, you trollish little walking advertisement for birth control and abortion rights. I bitch about you because I want you where you deserve to be, which is on the bottom of my shoes praying that I'll step on a piece of gum so you'll have someone to hang out with.

 

EDIT: What the fuck? Now my insults are just getting bizarre.

[DerangedHermit 0]

In a mod war, Dames would either send Emperor Tompatine to kill all of you or Darth Dames would do it himself.

[Art Sandusky 0]

This is awful.

[Guest Loss]

In a mod war, Dames would either send Emperor Tompatine to kill all of you or Darth Dames would do it himself.

You can't fight cowboys in a saloon if you're hanging out at the beauty salon across the street.

[Guest Loss]

This is awful.

Yeah. A better alternative would be an folder of endless bad jokes that revolve around questioning your sexuality and calling Banky an asshole. Oh wait ...

[DerangedHermit 0]

In a mod war, Dames would either send Emperor Tompatine to kill all of you or Darth Dames would do it himself.

You can't fight cowboys in a saloon if you're hanging out at the beauty salon across the street.

Wouldn't that be better said to Kotz?

[Guest Loss]

Hey, you've got a point. It's *a* point, but it's a start. You're already way ahead of blowhards like Sass, Tom and AoO on that alone.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

It's clear that Loss doesn't come to this folder often. Nobody likes Deranged Hermit 'round these parts. Furthermore, nobody is allowed to.

[IllustriousOne 0]

I'd win.

 

Sorry guys.

[DerangedHermit 0]

It's clear that Loss doesn't come to this folder often. Nobody likes Deranged Hermit 'round these parts. Furthermore, nobody is allowed to.

It's clear that you (and Kotz, Inc, & Dids) drink too much Hermit-flavored Haterade.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I don't know who those other clowns are. In summation: Eat fuck.

[Guest goodhelmet]

There's something very Banky-esque about Loss's demeanor in this thread.

 

scary.

[DerangedHermit 0]

There's something very Banky-esque about Loss's demeanor in this thread.

 

scary.

In fact, there seems to be something about Loss that makes me think we'll hear some bad news along the line of:

 

Man Devours Babies For Dinner; 50 Dead

[Dr. Tom 0]

I'd win.

 

Sorry guys.

I demand you prove it by flaming DerangedHermit as if he were as shitty and worthless a mod as Loss.

[Slayer 0]

*as a dissatisfied audience member, brings Brock vs. Goldberg heat into this*

 

THIS THREAD SUCKS! THIS THREAD SUCKS!

[Guest JMA]

Another one of my DVD's that was a USA mainstay is Zapped Again! a sequel to the Scott Baio comedy Zapped!. It featured a bunch of no name kids, and Lyle Alzado and Linda Blair as the "star power". Copped it back in January while in Florida at the Virgin Megastore, and it was well worth it. B movies rule.

Oh man, I LOVED "Zapped Again!" It's one of those movies I can watch over and over again. "Old School" USA was really awesome.

 

Remember all the times they played the "Toxic Avenger" movies?

[Guest SP-1]

As an OAOAST Mod, I'd whip Malibu's arse, no question.

[IllustriousOne 0]

I'd win.

 

Sorry guys.

I demand you prove it by flaming DerangedHermit as if he were as shitty and worthless a mod as Loss.

Wouldn't that be a bit redundant?

[MrRant 0]

I don't know who those other clowns are. In summation: Eat fuck.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Dr. Tom would be the winner of the Last Mod Standing battle live on PPV.

 

 

Several lesser mods would be eliminated in the opening brawl. CanadianChick tosses bps21, and she herself gets tossed by teke184. Loss HULKS UP~! and Kahran, APO, and Goodear work him into a corner and try kicking and stomping him down to little avail. Anglesault is tossed by Zack Malibu in a HUGE SHOCKER that gets a big pop from the live crowd.

 

Loss tosses AOO, and as Loss turns back around NikJohns seizes the moment to hit his finisher on Loss! But unfortunately, the Thread Locker doesn't work on other mods and is completely no-sold, and Nik is tossed by Loss rather easily.

 

And then, just around the time that that Kingpk sends Stephen "The Economist" Joseph back to Wall Street, something happens that completely changes the course of the match.

 

Dr. Tom, who had been spending the whole battle hanging around on the floor getting stomped and trampled by the rest of the contenders, staggerdly stands. What's that he's wearing? He's looking at the entrance ramp, what's happening? Now he's making a comeon gesture and...

 

It's a SWERVE~ that nobody saw coming, as Cancer Marney runs out from the back room! Everyone thought she left but it was a ruse all along! Cancer stands outside the ring shouting all kinds of insults, put-downs, and slams. As this exhibition of creative language goes on, the crowd starts going out of their minds... Until suddently the room shakes a little, and a massive river of flame bursts out of the entrance, knocking down the set, and spilling out into the bowl of the stadium. People shriek and run for the exits and the fire engulfs the whole floor and crawls up into the grandstand. Who knew that such powerful flames were being created these months?

 

As the fire dies down and the embers smolder, bones and ashes of all the competitors and 63% of the audience settle to a still, Dr. Tom takes off his asbestos uniform to a pop from the remainder of the audience in the upper bowl.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm going to win this battle by watching everyone be an ass. Tom's like this history teacher I had who would crack the worst jokes, and even though he knew they were bad, stale, screwy, whatever, he'd still do it. For example, near the last day of school, he'd be like "In ten minutes history will be....history." All monotone.

 

Loss is just trying too hard. He got into some catnip, or accidentally drank regular coffee, or something. Clearly he's freaking out.

 

Sass is just lumbering around talking movies. Clearly unprepared for any sort of combat. He'd better keep that 2x4 or whatever piece of lumber he mentioned handy, because he'll need it for a peg leg after I amputate him at the knee.

 

Ill's the computer dork who could delete the mess, so we'll leave him out.

 

Everyone else was so bland that I can't even remember what was posted.

 

Also, To CanadianChick, Re: Hitting Girls.

 

This really depends on the circumstances. Walking up and decking some chick..not cool. Beating a woman to psychologically control her..not cool. Retaliation for a physical attack, that's fine. I've been kicked in the groin by a girl for no reason once. That's definitely not cool. I punched her hard right above the snapper while I was doubled over. That was ok.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Eliminated by KingPK?

 

Please.

 

Everyone knows that he can't hold his own against he who saved the board.

 

(kidding people!)

[Guest Loss]

I'd win.

 

Sorry guys.

What type of insecure shithead mods every single message board on the Internet?